Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef
Chapter 29 Deadpool with a foul mouth
"Gift crab!"
Seeing his condition, Bai Yu instantly understood that this Deadpool was the one who had been subjected to human experimentation.
Deadpool without a mouth, Stryker's version.
Super reflexes, fighting master, teleportation, laser eyes, super self-healing, adamantium skeleton...
He was already getting goosebumps; even Logan and Sabretooth together could only keep him quiet for a while back then.
If I remember correctly, one of the four figures behind Apocalypse was this Deadpool. If that's the case...
Enhanced capabilities?
Bai Yu dared not even imagine how outrageous this Deadpool in front of him would be.
This was completely unexpected; I never imagined that old guy Apocalypse would suddenly have such good judgment.
In the original X-Men, the Four Horsemen he recruited, apart from Magneto, were all utter garbage.
This time, Deadpool alone is enough to do the work of three.
"Hmph!" With a cold snort, the round-faced man unleashed a surge of energy from his hands.
Deadpool tilted his head and watched quietly until he was about to be hit, when suddenly he disappeared.
"Zi!"
The thick red energy slammed directly into Captain Marvel's back, instantly burying her in the ground.
Having sensed something was amiss, Bai Yu swiftly flipped his hand and pulled out two darts, which he then shot at Deadpool.
The next instant, a sharp blade came from below, and if it struck, Bai Yu would definitely be cut in two.
In such a short time, he didn't have time to use the Substitute Technique.
Bai Yu's pupils contracted slightly, and his body didn't have time to react. Fortunately, his reflexes were strong enough, and he quickly used his telekinesis to move his body backward.
After narrowly dodging the attack, he quickly formed the hand seals for the Substitution Technique with one hand.
As long as you use the Substitution Jutsu well, even if he cuts you once, it won't matter, and you'll be able to deal with him in a prepared manner afterwards.
Before he could even catch his breath, the Deadpool in front of him suddenly disappeared.
'Oh no!' With a start, Bai Yu felt a stinging pain in his buttocks, like being targeted by a sharp object.
This is a warning sign from the skin.
The stinging sensation intensified, and his left hand moved faster and faster, so he used telekinesis to assist his left hand in accelerating.
Just as his buttocks were about to split open, he finally completed the hand seal.
"boom!"
A piece of wood was split in two, and the white feather disappeared.
Deadpool stood there, a look of confusion in his eyes.
Such a big person, turned into a piece of wood?
It sounds slow, but the two attacks combined took less than 0.5 seconds.
Captain Marvel had just regained her balance and turned to check the situation.
Bai Yu approached Captain Marvel and suddenly said, "You go first, we'll deal with him."
Startled, Captain Marvel almost punched Bai Yu, but quickly withdrew her fist and nodded, saying, "Be careful, this guy is not simple."
It's more than just simple; Deadpool can now stand alone as a major boss.
If I'm not mistaken, Deadpool's several flashes just now didn't even reveal his skeleton; he just appeared and disappeared suddenly, without leaving a single flaw.
In the original storyline, Deadpool's teleportation ability had a bug: his skeleton would appear before he teleported. Sabretooth exploited this loophole to keep Deadpool quiet; otherwise, he and Logan would have been killed.
It's obvious that this Deadpool no longer has these glaring bugs.
Without saying much, Captain Marvel quickly retreated, randomly choosing a passage and flying away.
Although the description is lengthy, all of these events occurred within a few seconds.
Logan hadn't even figured out what was going on when he realized that a tough mutant had arrived.
Deadpool glanced at Bai Yu, and the next instant he appeared in front of Logan.
Before Bai Yu could even warn him, Deadpool suddenly started gesturing wildly at Logan, seemingly very agitated.
He sheathed his blades with both hands, making a gesture, and his eyes widened.
Upon seeing this, Bai Yu immediately understood that this Deadpool had its own consciousness and was not a puppet.
He knows Logan!
"What is he saying?" Logan asked Bai Yu, puzzled.
Shrugging, Bai Yu said, "You can try to understand. I think he might have a crush on you. I wonder if you've considered the possibility of seducing him, after all, you're top-tier in the male stripper industry." (PS: A reference to an interview.)
Upon hearing this, Logan immediately exclaimed, "Fuck! Don't slander me! When did I become a stripper?"
He panicked, and Deadpool panicked too.
He glared at Bai Yu, and the next second he did something that made the two of them feel the pain for him.
He actually tore his mouth open with his fingernails and started spewing filth: "Fuck you! You two idiots, I, Deadpool, am absolutely straight! If you don't believe me, try finding a big-assed girl. I would never be interested in an idiot like Logan."
Damn it, what's wrong with Apocalypse? I could have done all of that...
His mouth closed again, then he tore it open again and continued, "Fuck Apocalypse, you actually sewed my mouth shut again and made me do all this work for free!"
"Logan, you idiot, is this all the help you've brought? You can't possibly beat that old guy who's lived for thousands of years."
After saying that, he sewed his mouth shut again.
Logan pointed at Deadpool and said to Bai Yu, "Fuck, who is this idiot? Why does he seem to know me?"
Deadpool's mouth opened again, and then...
The greeting, which was over ten thousand words long, made Bai Yu's scalp tingle.
This Deadpool seems really annoying; he's all talk and no humor. No wonder the other Deadpool wanted to travel through time and shoot him.
In short, he didn't really want to be a member of the Apocalypse's faction. If Logan really brought strong teammates, he wouldn't mind switching sides, but in the current situation, he couldn't trust Logan.
After all, only Captain Marvel could go in after they got this far, and Captain Marvel didn't look that great. Deadpool thought he could take on ten Captain Marvels.
Finally, Deadpool tore his mouth open again and said, "Alright Logan, since you have amnesia and no help, I, Deadpool, have decided to help you remember properly."
First, I'll twist your head down into your ass so you can see the structure of your own ass properly; maybe that will remind you of something.
You once chopped my head off, and now I'm just letting you see your own ass. Oh God, I'm being so merciful.
He pointed at Bai Yu and said, "And you, it's wrong of you to be more handsome than Deadpool. I'm going to tear your face apart."
Upon hearing this, Bai Yu's lips twitched slightly as he said, "Damn it, you should shut your stinking mouth forever. No wonder Stryker and Apocalypse wanted to sew your mouth shut."
Upon hearing this, Deadpool pointed at Bai Yu twice with a vicious look.
The next moment, he made his move.
In just a few seconds, Bai Yu and Logan were attacked dozens of times. After struggling to hold on, they quickly reunited. Only by standing back to back and reducing one direction could they withstand the attack for longer.
As for killing him, forget about it. This Deadpool has become a completely overpowered character; it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say he's a level 5 mutant now.
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