Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef

Cleansing Spring.

This place is the Spider Cave on the Monkey King's journey to the West, where the spider demons bathe.

Before the spider demon, this was actually the place where the seven fairies often descended to earth to bathe.

Bai Yu has been staking out a cave near the Cleansing Spring for three months.

Logically speaking, he should have descended to earth to take a bath by now.

Taking a bath once a day isn't too much to ask, is it?

The weasel said they had come once half a year ago, and judging by the time, it should be time for them to arrive.

On the edge of a cliff, Bai Yu sat there, his legs swaying, muttering, "Could it be that they're not coming this year?"

"Damn it, what about the seven Calabash Brothers?"

I'll wait another month at most; if they don't come back by then, I'll have to go back and take care of my old nest.

"Your Majesty, your meal is ready." The weasel brought up two whole roasted lambs from behind, along with a jar of wine.

He has everything that humans could possibly need here.

This weasel was quite clever; it seized the opportunity to join Bai Yu's side, so Bai Yu reluctantly accepted it as his follower.

He stuffed a whole roasted lamb into his mouth in one gulp, and then poured the wine from the wine jar into his mouth.

He had been yearning for love for a long time and was determined to seduce one of the seven fairies this time.

A few days later, the sun was high in the sky.

Suddenly, a white cloud flew swiftly towards the Cleansing Spring.

Bai Yu suddenly stood up, his mouth agape in a wide smile.

In the distance, one could see colorful and beautiful women on the white cloud, each one unforgettable at first glance.

Bai Yu rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "If the Seven Fairies are like this, what will Chang'e be like?"

"Your Majesty..." The weasel ran up excitedly, rubbing its hands like Bai Yu.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie..."

After eating several elders of the Soul Hall, Bai Yu turned around and his appearance changed drastically.

Dressed in a Taoist robe, with her long hair tied up, she exuded an ethereal aura.

He stroked his chin and said, "Hmm, that works."

He flipped his hand and pulled out a mirror, carefully examining his face.

This is Bai Yu's face; in ancient costume, this is the most handsome face he has ever seen.

404 Bai Yu is also handsome, but he's the modern kind of handsome; there's a difference between the two.

The seven fairies had already entered the Cleansing Spring, and Bai Yu wasn't in a hurry; he would wait for them to run in first.

"Sister, sister, quickly take off your clothes and get into the water."

"Okay, little sister, I'll be right there..."

Bai Yu's ears twitched slightly, her heart itching with anticipation.

"Just one look, I'll just take one look..." He was practically showing his tiger tail, channeling his magic into his eyes.

A vibrant and fragrant scene came into view, and something involuntarily escaped from Bai Yu's nostrils.

The seven sisters, who were playing in the spring, suddenly sensed something and all looked in the direction of Bai Yu.

This is bad, Bai Yu quickly withdrew his spell.

Being watched is something even ordinary people feel, let alone these fairies.

"Hehehe, I'm here." Bai Yu chuckled, turned around, and slapped his chest.

"Pfft~!"

He spat out a mouthful of blood and his body flew rapidly toward the Cleansing Spring.

Seeing this, the weasel gave a thumbs up and said, "Your Majesty is brilliant."

Men are known for their tenderness and care for women, but who says women aren't?

A handsome, delicate-looking man was lying seriously injured in front of them, unconscious. Anyone with a bit of compassion should have picked him up and taken him home, right?

Yes, this is Bai Yu's first strategy.

If they had any compassion, they wouldn't even ask to be taken back to Heaven; they'd just arrange a place for me to stay, and have someone come down to check on me from time to time, and that would be enough...

Hehehe, I'll take them all down one by one and make them give birth to my Calabash Brothers.

"Boom~!"

Bai Yu hurtled down from the sky towards Zhuogou Spring like a fireball.

At the Cleansing Spring, the seven sisters were looking in that direction, wondering what it was, when the seventh sister suddenly pointed to the fireball she saw and said, "Sisters, look! What is that?"

"Oh dear! I saw it too!"

"What is that?!"

"Meteorite from outer space?"

"No, I don't look like a person at all. Why do I look like one?"

"Oh no, they're coming this way!"

"Wow, it really is a person!"

"Sisters, get out of the way!"

The seven fairies swam to the side with a whoosh, and the white feather landed right in the middle of them.

“Plop~!”

Water splashed high, affecting all seven sisters.

Some people went straight ashore, and the first thing they did was put on their clothes.

Those still in the water looked over there and saw Bai Yu slowly rising to the surface.

"It really is a person!" Seventh Sister shouted. "And a man at that!"

"He seems to be injured, right?" The eldest sister had already put on her clothes and floated directly onto Bai Yu.

After staring at him for a while, I suddenly felt that this person was so beautiful, even the gods in heaven had never seen anyone so beautiful.

"Sister, sister..."

The younger sisters asked what was going on, and the seventh sister, being the bravest, swam straight over here.

"Oh dear, sister, this person looks like a Taoist priest. He seems to be badly injured. Could he have been attacked by some kind of monster?" Seventh Sister said.

The eldest sister reached out and grasped Bai Yu's pulse. After a while, she said, "It seems so. He really is injured and unconscious."

Seventh Sister said, "What should we do? He seems like a good person, we should help him."

Good looks are everything, and Bai Yu has already been defined as a good person.

The sisters who were still in the spring water gathered around, and Bai Yu was surrounded in the middle, her nose still bleeding.

Fourth Sister said, "Oh dear, he's badly injured! Quickly wipe the blood off him."

Seventh Sister didn't stand on ceremony and directly wiped the white feathers off.

As kind-hearted deities, they were very responsible. They then wiped away Bai Yu's blood while discussing what to do.

We can't just leave them here like this, can we?

Of course not, all seven sisters agreed on this point.

The seventh sister said, "Sisters, he seems to be badly injured. Why don't we take him back to Heaven and then go to Laozi to pray for him..."

Before she could finish speaking, her second sister interrupted her, saying, "No! Taking him to the Heavenly Court would be a violation of the Heavenly Law!"

The eldest sister said, "That's right, we really can't take him to the Heavenly Court, but..."

She paused, then said, "We can't leave him here. Meeting him is fate, and he's seriously injured. Why don't we leave a few people here to take care of him, and then someone can go back to Heaven to ask Laozi for a pill?"

"We are all immortals, and he seems to be a virtuous person cultivating the Tao, so we can't just stand by and watch him die."

This method was immediately agreed upon by everyone.

Yes, Bai Yu agrees.

He doesn't want to go to Heaven yet; he'd be in deep trouble if he got caught.

The matter of Liu Ding and Liu Jia is still unresolved, and Bai Yu has already sent his clone to bribe them, making sure they are dealt with so that they cannot be allowed to report it.

Soon, Bai Yu was carried away to a secluded and deserted place. The fairies waved their hands and built a wooden house, placing him inside.

As they were discussing who should go and fetch the medicine, Seventh Sister came to the bedside and looked at Bai Yu's exquisite features as he lay on the bed. She couldn't help but say, "He's so handsome. Why aren't the Taoist priests in heaven as handsome as him..."