Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef

Journey to the West.

"The king has ordered me to patrol the mountain."

On the shore of a lake, a large tiger was squatting by the river, whimpering.

Who else could this tiger be but Bai Yu from Journey to the West?

Don't get me wrong, he's not taking a dump, he's just fishing with his tail.

A short while later, he flicked his tail and pulled up a big fish.

"Let me go! Let me go!" A fish as tall as a man struggled and spoke in a human voice.

Bai Yu clapped his hands and chuckled, "If I let you go, who will give me a good meal?"

This fish had only recently become a spirit and wasn't intelligent enough yet, so it kept repeating the phrase "release it."

This was taught to it by other fish spirits. If it were caught by humans, it would say this and most humans would release it.

But the one who caught him today wasn't a human, but rather the vanguard of the Wild Tiger Mountain.

No problem, set up the pot, start the fire, and get started.

In no time, the mountain forest was filled with fragrance.

Bai Yu opened his blood-red maw, chewed up everything including fish bones, and then swallowed it.

This meal left me barely three-tenths full.

Eating too much is bad; you should eat in moderation.

Standing up, he was over three meters tall, with an impressively muscular physique.

He was wearing a pair of linen trousers, which he had stolen from the humans when he went down the mountain to cover his private parts.

Don't underestimate these pants; there are many monsters on this mountain who would love to own them but can't.

If Tiger Vanguard hadn't been a minor leader, he wouldn't have been able to keep his pants.

A few years ago, a little demon went down the mountain and stole a pair of pants. He had just put them on when his leader stripped him naked.

Bear Leader: I don't even have pants, how dare a little demon wear pants?

Life is tough for demons, and it hasn't been easy for Bai Yu to get to where he is today.

Fortunately, the cheat code has arrived, and he plans to change the king of Langlang Mountain today.

The current king is not the White Wolf yet; that White Wolf is just a minor leader of the same level as Bai Yu, and the Journey to the West storyline is still far off.

The cheat software arrived a while ago, but I haven't been in a hurry to use it.

Earthly Immortal, Celestial Immortal, True Immortal, Golden Immortal, Taiyi True Immortal, Taiyi Golden Immortal, Daluo Golden Immortal...

The current king of Langlang Mountain is a wild boar spirit with the cultivation level of a celestial being.

Damn, it's pretty powerful.

Even with all his cheat codes, Bai Yu was only a Celestial Immortal, so he didn't directly confront him to fight for the position of gang leader.

To be on the safe side, he waited for a while, and the nonsensical Bai Yu had already successfully bribed Bodhi Patriarch with a yellow plate to become his disciple.

The monkey acquired many of his supernatural powers, and at the same time, Bai Yu, the Calabash Brother, successfully consumed the Seven Heart Pill and obtained seven innate supernatural powers.

It happened last night. After confirming that the seven innate supernatural powers had arrived, he immediately adjusted the flow of time.

The Journey to the West takes hundreds of years; wouldn't it be unfair if the timeline were the same as other worlds?

Yesterday, Bai Yu was patrolling the mountain and slept outside. Now, after having breakfast early this morning, he's going back to change the landscape.

He's determined to get the position of gang leader!

"The king summoned me to patrol the mountain..."

On the way back, Bai Yu was in a very good mood, humming and hawing the whole way.

Langlang Mountain is a small demon's lair located in Xiniu Hezhou, with a territory of only a few dozen miles in circumference.

There was a town nearby, but unfortunately, the town was protected by a local earth god, and the wild boar demon dared not offend him, which is why the little demons on the mountain couldn't even afford to wear pants.

Even the local earth god might not be able to defeat it, no wonder this demon's lair wasn't mentioned at all in the original story.

There are actually many such inconspicuous little demon dens in Xiniu Hezhou. After all, there are many demons at the foot of Mount Ling, and the entire Xiniu Hezhou is actually a collection of demon dens.

Bai Yu strolled along and soon returned to the mountain, encountering several little demons who greeted him warmly along the way.

"Hey, you there, just focus on chopping wood, don't look around..."

Like a disciplinary team, Bai Yu would occasionally point and give instructions to the few busy little demons.

The little demons, timid and hesitant, quickly complied.

Before the king, Bai Yu was the vanguard of tigers; before them, he was Tiger Head Ridge.

In a vacant area, a few hundred scattered, obviously poor little monsters gathered.

A row of powerful demons already stood in front of them.

Don't let Langlang Mountain's small size fool you; it's got plenty of ridiculous stuff going on.

Even though we're all monsters, we still have to work 996 (9am-9pm, 6 days a week) and clock in every morning.

Those monsters from before don't count; they were from the cooks' group.

The leaders were all in position, and Bai Yu was the last to arrive.

Bai Yu placed his hand on the shoulder of the white wolf, who was only waist-high, and asked, "White Wolf, where is the king?"

The white wolf aloofly brushed his hand away, saying, "Of course the King is here..."

Hey! What are you two doing? Stop whispering to each other!

Before he could finish speaking, a voice interrupted their conversation.

The two demons turned their heads and saw their leader.

A deer spirit, who was extremely arrogant and domineering every day.

Bai Yu raised an eyebrow, then said to Bai Lang, "Wait a minute, a demon is going to slide tackle."

After saying that, Bai Yu strode towards the deer spirit.

The two demons were of similar height. When they came face to face, before the deer spirit could even open its mouth, Bai Yu opened its blood-red maw.

Its gaping maw widened, and it swallowed the deer spirit whole in one gulp.

The Seventh Brother's Magic Gourd has the ability to create a void space in Bai Yu's stomach. After swallowing the deer spirit, it will turn into pus in no time, increasing his cultivation.

When Bai Yu turned around, the onlookers were all startled and couldn't help but back away.

Their eyes widened, somewhat bewildered by what had just happened.

Tiger Vanguard swallowed Deer Chief?

Licking his lips, Bai Yu asked the white wolf again, "Where is the king?"

Normally, the Pig Demon King would come to the morning meeting to show off his power, but I didn't see him today.

White Wolf swallowed hard, feeling that Tiger Vanguard in front of him was a complete stranger.

No, we agreed to work hard together, so why do you seem to have gotten a promotion?

They had a pretty good relationship; after all, Bai Yu only knew him as a character in the story, so naturally he was closer to him.

Of course, he might not necessarily be the future White Wolf King, but Bai Yu just felt that it was possible.

"In...in the cave, I...I drank too much last night," the white wolf stammered.

"Hahaha..." Bai Yu laughed and suddenly soared into the air, shouting, "Everyone, head to the entrance of the Great King's Cave! Today, Langlang Mountain is about to undergo a major upheaval!"

After he finished speaking, white clouds rose from beneath his feet, carrying him to the only cave on the mountain.

In the blink of an eye, Bai Yu arrived at the entrance of the cave on the mountain and lightly leaped, landing heavily on the ground.

"Thump~".

The earth is shaking and the mountains are shaking.

What a load of rubbish! It's just the biggest cave in Langlang Mountain. It only dares to call itself a cave because it stole two doors from a wealthy family's house in town and installed them there.

Without hesitation, Bai Yu raised his fist, as big as a clay pot, and slammed it directly against the door.

I've been putting up with it for more than just a day or two.

"Boom~!"

With a loud bang, the two large doors were blasted open, crushing two little demons who were just about to open them to death.

Passing by their corpses, Bai Yu apologized, "My mistake, my mistake, I'm so sorry."