Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef

"What do you want to do?"

Thor sneakily approached the makeshift prefab house, only to be caught red-handed by Logan.

Without hesitation, Logan went straight up and knocked Thor down with a single punch.

The atmosphere immediately became tense, and officers rushed over and used stun guns on Thor.

"Zizzizi..."

A barrage of spears came hurtling towards them, and the S.H.I.E.L.D. team quickly raised their hands, not daring to move an inch.

Black braised egg: I've behaved myself, please let me go.

He knew these people were really capable of beating him up.

Seeing them like this, the captain quickly waved to the officers to stop pointing, since Coulson was still on the phone with the chief.

And so, a world where only Thor was injured was created.

Thor: ???

He became incontinent again.

Judging from his appearance, there was someone in the crowd who was having a hard time holding it in.

Loki never imagined he would see Thor in this state.

This is so wonderful, he wanted to jump into a waltz right there and then to celebrate.

Actually, he shouldn't have come now. If Hammer hadn't suddenly disappeared, he wouldn't have bothered coming here.

Now he exclaims that it was a wonderful opportunity.

Coulson was still talking to Bai Yu Tong Hua, saying, "Bruce, we were the ones who found that hammer first, you can't do this."

Bai Yu: "Coulson, your hair has thinned, but your knowledge hasn't grown; instead, it's thinned along with your hair. I need to reassess whether you still have the ability to be the director."

Coulson: "Thanks, but don't talk about my hair."

For middle-aged men, hair is a taboo topic.

Bai Yu: "I'm asking you, where are you right now?"

Coulson: "New York?"

Bai Yu: "Whose territory is New York?"

Coulson fell silent; he was speechless.

After hanging up the phone, Coulson helplessly shrugged at the black marinated egg.

Black Egg's face darkened further. After a moment's thought, he looked at the captain again.

The captain couldn't help but feel a tightness in his anus from that burning gaze.

"Captain, do us a favor. We don't have to go in, just let him try to lift the hammer..." Black Egg pointed to Thor, who was urinating on the ground.

The captain looked troubled; being a nice guy, he really found it hard to refuse others, so he looked at Logan.

Logan, cigar in mouth, shrugged and said, "Whatever. Anyway, if Bruce throws a tantrum, I'll definitely wash my hands of it."

How could you do this?

They were best buddies just a dozen minutes ago!

The captain looked as if he had just finished a thesis defense.

Meeting the burning gaze of the black-haired man, he hesitated for a long time before finally saying, "Alright, he can't lift it anyway, let him try."

"The captain is still too polite," Logan said with a disdainful sneer.

He had a feeling that the captain would eventually be messed with by Bai Yu, just like he had done with Tony.

Aren't good friends meant to be teased?

Black Egg laughed and immediately shook the incontinent person on the ground awake.

"Clap!"

The fastest way is to slap them on the face twice.

"Puff puff puff puff..."

Someone laughed, and everyone turned to look.

Loki quickly covered his mouth and made an apologetic gesture.

Sure enough, Thor became much more sober after being slapped twice.

"What happened?" Thor asked, puzzled.

Black Egg quickly said, "Listen, I've given you a chance to pick up the hammer. If you can't, if you're lying to me..."

Thor, ignoring the dampness on his trousers, quickly said, "Impossible! In the whole world, besides my father, only I can lift a hammer."

As soon as he shouted those words, the cops immediately switched to looking at him like he was an idiot.

Black Egg was also ashamed and could only hope that he hadn't lied.

Shaking his head, the captain opened the door for them.

Thor quickly followed the captain inside.

Inside, Banner was fiddling with a bunch of instruments.

The captain explained, "Someone wants to try and see if they can lift the hammer."

Banner said, "Impossible, this hammer violates physics."

"Mjolnir!" Upon seeing the hammer, Thor immediately became agitated.

Regardless of what they were saying, Thor quickly ran towards the hammer.

He took a deep breath and bent down to grip the handle with his right hand.

"Hey."

Hey!

"Hey hey hey!"

He used both hands, his face turning bright red.

Banner suddenly said, "The burly man's blush says it all."

These words were like a knife plunged into Thor's heart.

"No!" Thor knelt on the ground and roared to the sky, "Father, you can't do this to me!"

Captain: "OK, it seems he needs some time to accept his defeat."

Outside the house, everyone's expressions varied after hearing his shout.

Logan had an "I knew it" look on his face.

Coulson was somewhat disappointed.

The agents almost burst out laughing.

The chief is getting more and more incompetent; Coulson should be promoted to the position.

Loki smiled, feeling an indescribable sense of joy.

Blackie and the others left, saying that he was a lunatic and the NYPD could do whatever they wanted with him.

Having lost face once again, Blackie swore he never wanted to come to New York again.

This place is very unfriendly to him...

Oh no, it's unfriendly to all the guys.

Loki suddenly disappeared from the crowd; he was going back to send the Destroyer to destroy Thor and then take the hammer back.

The hammer has magic and can't be picked up, but the Rainbow Bridge can teleport an entire area together—that's a bug.

In addition, the Destroyer needs to find out who moved the hammer, and kill him while he's at it.

The next morning, when Bai Yu arrived early, he saw Thor sitting outside the temporary laboratory, looking like he was questioning the meaning of life.

As soon as Bai Yu arrived, two observant cops quickly stepped forward, grabbed Thor, and threw him away.

New York cops don't take responsibility for finding mental hospitals for idiots.

Bai Yu gave Thor a strange look, then ate his sandwich and walked into the temporary laboratory.

Upon seeing that it was Bai Yu, Banner immediately launched into a long explanation: "Chief, this thing is simply amazing..."

After saying a lot, Bai Yu didn't understand a single word.

Bai Yu: "Are you showing off your cultural level to this bureau chief?"

Banner's expression changed, and he remembered that the bureau chief had graduated from a diploma mill, and he immediately fell silent.

It's pointless talk; he wouldn't understand anyway.

At that moment, Banner suddenly felt very lonely; there was no one in the entire police department with a high IQ who could match him.

team leader……

Logan...

Hate...

It's hard to say.

After eating the sandwich, Bai Yu clapped his hands and came to Hammer.

Just as he bent down, he suddenly remembered something, so he tilted his head towards Banner.

The latter understood immediately and left right away.

"Ptooey, ptooey." Bai Yu spat into his hands and gripped the handles with both hands.

He hasn't tried pulling it out himself yet.

I'll see who's stronger between me and Odin now.

Pulling out the hammer is actually a contest with Odin.

"Click!"

As Bai Yu exerted his strength, the ground beneath his feet began to sink.

"Dong dong dong dong..."

The earth suddenly trembled, and everyone outside felt a strange sense of unease...