Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef

The hostages cheered with relief, praising Bai Yu.

And the robbers...

"Zi~!"

Laser eyes lit up, and one by one, the robbers exploded.

Just as they had killed seven or eight, a figure suddenly jumped down from the ceiling of the city hall. He held up a black umbrella and stood in front of the robbers, shouting, "Stop! Just arrest them and put them on trial! They're incapable of resisting. What are you doing?!"

The laser eye stopped, and Bai Yu looked at the newcomer and said, "Bateman."

Batman lowered his umbrella, and the expression behind his mask wasn't good.

He thought he was about to make a triumphant arrival, but the moment he sneaked in, it was all over.

But Bai Yu actually wanted to kill the bandits, which he couldn't tolerate, so he quickly came down to protect the bandits.

Bai Yu said, "Batman, I told you that Batman should be buried, so why did you have to come out?"

We still need to save these bad guys?

Batman said in a deep voice, "They are no longer capable of resisting. Even according to the law, you should not continue to attack them."

"Heh." Bai Yu curled his lip in disdain, snapped his fingers at the mayor, and said, "Mayor, tell him whether these bandits are still dangerous."

The mayor was quite frightened today, and he trembled as he said, "They didn't search us. Who can guarantee that they didn't hide a devastating weapon and suddenly attack us?"

To ensure everyone's safety, killing them is the best course of action. As for you...

You have no law enforcement authority, and no one asked you to come here and play the hero. You are the one who should be arrested.

"Angels are congressional-certified heroes; they're not like you. They have the right to kill them."

"Beautiful," Bai Yu exclaimed, recognizing the expert's expertise.

No wonder he's the mayor; he must be quite capable to have gotten this position.

"Clap clap clap clap..." Bai Yu clapped his hands and said, "You heard everything?"

"Zi~!"

Cyclops lit up again, this time with increased power, and even Batman's black umbrella couldn't block it.

In no time, the entire municipal building was stained red, and the hostages turned their heads away, unable to look any longer.

Not only them, but even people watching on TV couldn't bear to watch.

At that moment, everyone in Gotham knew that committing crimes would no longer be a good thing, because if they encountered him, they would die a horrible death.

The Joker failed; even he couldn't threaten the superhero.

Batman stood there, stunned, staring at the corpses on the ground.

This guy is a madman, he must be a violent madman.

After finishing, Bai Yu turned his gaze to Batman and continued, "And you, I've already told you, you shouldn't be coming out anymore."

Volunteer police, do you think it's fun?

They arrested some crazy people, locked them up in a mental hospital for protection, then let them out to go crazy again, and then locked them up again.

Shit, you evil bastard, aren't you the leader of these bastards?

What do you think you're doing?

Superheroes?

"You shit, you're under arrest!"

In an instant, Bai Yu appeared in front of Batman.

The latter couldn't help but take a step back, but then his consciousness became hazy and he collapsed to the ground.

"Hahahahaha..."

The Joker's maniacal laughter rang out again: "This is insane! Even Batman has been arrested! Hahahaha..."

Ignoring him, Bai Yu calmly took out his phone and said, "Jarvis, have you found the Joker's location yet?"

Yes, this is Bai Yu's own Jarvis; it's the one that just defused all the bombs.

It took Bai Yu a month to deal with more than just Vought Corporation and the cloned Corpse Brother version of Compound No. 5.

The data replication of the silly girl is also a big deal.

Since the technology couldn't reach the level of the Magic Phone in 2060, Bai Yu could only copy it into the phone.

If a keypad phone can copy, what can't a smartphone copy? It's just that it has more memory.

The phone rang and replied, "Sir, we've found him. He's on the second floor of the bar on XX Street."

A smile appeared on Bai Yu's face as he said, "Wow, this is interesting."

……

On the second floor of a bar, the clown stared at the television with a bewildered expression.

He then turned to his henchman beside him and asked, "Where are we?"

The younger brother said with a grim expression, "This is the address."

"Shit!" The clown suddenly stood up and ran outside quickly.

The bar was quiet; no one was drinking. Everyone was watching TV.

In a minute, the clown quickly ran to an SUV in the alley, opened the door, sat in the back seat, and said, "Drive!"

After waiting a few seconds without any response, the Joker pulled out a gun, pointed it at the driver's seat, and said, "I told you to drive!"

If I remember correctly, there was indeed a driver waiting for him here.

However, it seems the driver has changed.

Suddenly, a face that he had only seen on television appeared here, pointing his forehead at his gun and turning around to ask, "Where are you going?"

Trying to run away? Our game has only just begun, hehehehehehe..."

clown:"……"

This is cheating! Someone here is cheating!

I must report this!

"Hahahaha..." The clown laughed wildly with him for a while, then said, "You've got the wrong person. I'm not the clown. Actually, I'm just a stand-in. I can tell you where the real clown is."

Bai Yu stopped laughing, revealing only half his face with a wicked smile, and said, "Do I look like an idiot?"

“It doesn’t look like it,” the clown said firmly.

The next second, his head lolled to the side and he lost consciousness.

"Hehehehe." Bai Yu chuckled as he started the car.

There was even a Batman sitting in the passenger seat.

……

In a hazy state of consciousness, a blinding light suddenly shone into my eyes.

Batman groaned and slowly woke up, but his eyes were blinded by a bright light.

Squinting, he vaguely saw a familiar figure across the light, who seemed to be suffering the same treatment as him.

The Joker felt the same way.

Once the two finally got used to it, they discovered that their hands and feet were tied up, and their best friend of many years was right in front of them.

Clown: "Batman."

Batman: "The Joker."

"And me." Bai Yu's head suddenly popped out from the darkness not illuminated by the desk lamp.

"Thank you for the generous gift!" the clown shouted in fright.

Batman was also quite frightened and couldn't help but fall backward.

"Hehehehehehe." After laughing for a while, Bai Yu turned on all the lights in the room and said, "Well, I've brought you two good friends together."

Batman takes in his surroundings.

The environment was very familiar; the only unfamiliar things were the tables, chairs, and lamps.

The clown felt the same way.

Batman demanded, "What do you want?"

Bai Yu answered irrelevantly, "Familiar, isn't it? This is the Arkham Asylum you built."

As punishment for your unlicensed enforcement of the law, you will spend the next six months here with the Joker enjoying six months of blissful, homoerotic time…