Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef

Golden Finger Space.

Black robes, white... no, now it should be DC Bai Yu.

DC Baiyu was stunned for a moment after walking out of the passage.

There were only four people outside, but he didn't recognize three of them.

Conan, Shiraha, and three strangers.

DC Baiyu asked in surprise, "What's going on? Is it about to be the finale?"

If three came this time, will there be four next time?

I've already seen the ending.

Conan Shiraha pouted and said, "Isn't this good? You'll be happier in DC."

“That’s true.” DC Baiyu sat down in his seat.

Three newcomers: a bald monk, a successful-looking man, and a颓废 (颓废 is a difficult word to translate directly, but it implies a state of being decadent, dispirited, or颓废) middle-aged man.

After receiving the memories, DC Baiyu looked at the bald newcomer in surprise and said, "Holy crap, he dares to offend the abbot?"

The bald newcomer's lips twitched slightly as he said, "I wouldn't dare, I wouldn't dare."

That's really outrageous; he actually comes from a stitched-together world.

A nonsensical world, a world full of Stephen Chow.

The nonsensical Bai Yu is currently one of the eighteen bronze men at Shaolin Temple, and he beats up anyone who offends the abbot whenever he has the chance.

His martial arts skills are quite good, and they can also improve his strength.

DC Baiyu's eyes darted around, and he asked in confusion, "That's not right. Your world should be very powerful, so how did you end up like this, only able to do unpaid work?"

Bai Yu, with his nonsensical tone, said, "Strong my ass! I know what you're thinking, but take a closer look at my memories. What can I possibly do?"

Upon hearing this, the others closed their eyes and pondered his world.

"Tsk." Conan Baiyu nodded and said, "It is indeed difficult. You have no way to contact the mysterious power."

This is a nonsensical world. Although the story is set in 1990s Hong Kong, there are gods in this world.

Didn't Guanyin appear in person?

Since there is Guanyin, doesn't that mean the world of absurdity is complete?

If there's a God of Cookery, and immortals, then of course there's also A Chinese Odyssey.

This is incredible! The fighting power in A Chinese Odyssey is not weak; the Monkey King is a truly formidable being.

The nonsensical Bai Yu also wanted to pursue becoming an immortal and an ancestor, but he had absolutely no clue how to do it.

He considered finding the Moonlight Box and simply traveling through time.

But where should we look for it?

Conan and Shiraha ran through their thoughts, then looked at the man in the sharp suit.

He turned to the nonsensical Bai Yu and said, "Don't worry, even a nonsensical person can become the protagonist."

Congratulations, you're about to become a big shot! Right now, your world is the only one among ours with the strongest potential for growth.

After listening, everyone looked at him, and the nonsensical Bai Yu said, "Hey, don't try to fool me, or I'll challenge you to a duel."

What room for growth do I still have?

"Do you think you'll go to Heaven to die after gaining your power?"

Yes, he will definitely have the power to find the Heavenly Court after he goes back, but at that time, all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens will probably slap him to death.

"No, no, no." Conan and Bai Yu waved their hands and said, "We've got cheat codes, how could you not have room to grow?"

He pointed at the smartly dressed newcomer and said, "Isn't he planning to snatch that silly girl? Once he gets her, he'll write down all the data and share it with everyone."

Go back and figure out a way to copy Silly Girl, then you can travel through time, right?

If you traveled back in time to the time when monkeys were learning skills from masters, you would also become a master yourself.

"It's all nonsense, after all. If you bring two pornographic DVDs to show Patriarch Bodhi, you'll definitely be able to bribe him to take you as his disciple."

DC Baiyu exclaimed in shock, "Holy crap, you can do that?"

Conan and Shiraha stood up, swaying and singing: "Undeterred by change, I'll travel through time..."

DC Baiyu continued, "I want to be by your side..."

The atmosphere became lively, and everyone left their seats to sing at the top of their lungs.

The man in the sharp suit comes from the world of 'Magic Phone'. He became rich overnight during the 2002 World Cup and then started a company to make a fortune.

It wasn't until he moved his company to Beijing that he suddenly heard about a wealthy man named You Suowei.

Once he inquired, he learned something shocking: he suddenly realized that he had wasted the first twenty-odd years of his life.

It was too late for Lu Xiaoqian to realize this; he had already won over the silly girl, and now he was plotting to snatch her away.

Now that's great, he'll definitely be able to snatch it back when he gets back, and then the nonsensical Bai Yu will use the silly girl's data to travel through time again.

He became an apprentice of the Bodhi Patriarch and learned the skills of a monkey.

Looking at it this way, isn't it Wulitou Baiyu who has the most room for improvement right now?

Of course, the magical white feather could also learn monkey skills in his world, but...

As everyone knows, the monkeys in the Magic Phone get poisoned by pesticides.

Let's just forget about it.

After they finished singing, several white feathers burst into laughter.

Conan Baiyu added, "Alright, there's no need to worry about anything else. Since the nonsensical world has the Moonlight Box for time travel, it means that time travel is allowed in this world."

This way, the silly girl's abilities won't conflict, and the matter is already firmly under control.

"The only problem might be that it will take some time, because it's the 1990s where you are now, and the conditions for replicating Sha Niu are not yet available. You'll have to accelerate the technological progress of the entire world," Conan Baiyu said.

The nonsensical Bai Yu patted his chest and said, "No problem. Now that I have the ability, solving these are minor issues. It will only take a little time at most."

After the two newcomers finished their business, everyone turned their attention to the last one.

After a moment of silence, the magical white feather said, "This is useless. He's already ruined. Those technologies are too magical; we simply can't replicate them."

“Uh… yes, indeed.” Conan and Shiraha nodded.

This conversation between the two made the newlyweds, who were initially quite happy, even more dejected.

He comes from the Doraemon world and is the decadent middle-aged man next door to Nobita's house.

He's too useless; he's been crushed by the daily grind of Japanese corporate life.

Some technologies in this world are useful, but some are just too outrageous.

For example, a devil's passport or something, which allows you to do bad things in a legitimate way.

Isn't this a weapon based on causality?

There are also time machines, but I reckon the principle behind those things won't be the same as time machines in the normal world.

It's a funny and heartwarming anime, a fairy tale for children. The fairy tale world is amazing, but its rules are very different from other worlds.

For example, in the world of Grey Wolf, he smashed out a spaceship with a hammer.

Is there anything more absurd than this?

Oh yes, Arale beat up Vegeta.

Vegeta: Waa ...

He was quite unconvinced, daring to challenge a comedic character.

With everyone chiming in, Doraemon soon buried his head on the table.

He was so depressed.

After a long while, while the other Bai Yus were still chatting, he suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "I'm not going to work starting tomorrow!"

DC Baiyu glanced at him sideways and said, "Damn, is that all the ambition you have?"

"Should I beat up the boss again?" Doraemon asked cautiously.

"Hey~." DC Baiyu stood up, clenched his fist, and said, "If you had said you wiped out the Japanese, I might have thought more highly of you, but all you did was beat up the boss?"

"Aha!"

With a shout, DC Baiyu suddenly leaped up, stepping on the table: "The crow flies an airplane!"

"Ouch! Don't hit me! I was wrong! I'll kill Nobita when we get back!"