Simultaneous travel: Not eating beef

Slowly descending, Bai Yu landed back above the three-bedroom, two-living-room apartment.

Sitting cross-legged beside the flesh, he said, "Everyone, it's time for the final step."

"Practice the Dao and become an immortal!"

Among the people lying on the ground, one was slowly moving to a new position.

Bai Yu looked over and then beckoned, saying, "Come back, you beast."

As soon as these words were spoken, a dark shadow suddenly flew out from the person who was moving to a different position.

Looking at the person on the ground, it was none other than Zhang Huaiyi.

The shadow flew into his hand, and Bai Yu looked at him and laughed, "You're quite the player, aren't you? You actually went to be Zhang Chulan's grandfather. Are you trying to be funny?"

Who else could that dark figure be but the corpse?

After saying that, Bai Yu immediately retracted all three corpses into his body.

Looking up and meeting the stunned Zhang Chulan's gaze, Bai Yu said, "I'm sorry, your grandfather is not alive. It's just that my corpse controlled his body, and he happened to know a lot, so he was fooled by you two father and son."

That Zhong Shi is truly despicable. He's the one who kidnapped Lü Liang, and then he went and dug up Zhang Huaiyi.

Control Zhang Huaiyi's corpse, then use your double-handed skills to dig out the remaining memories.

Everything that Lü Liang hadn't managed to dig out, he had dug out.

In addition, with his superb acting skills, he first fooled Zhang Yude, who was hiding in the shadows, and then he fooled Zhang Chulan as well.

Otherwise, why would Zhang Huaiyi normally try to persuade the Celestial Master to take action?

Zhang Chulan: I'm on the job at 8 AM!

Zhang Yude: Arminus!

Their opinions don't matter; they should become immortals.

He activated the Three Corpses, and three new Three Corpses flowed out of his body.

Bai Yu does have a body, but he has abandoned his previous mortal body. His current physical body is composed of primordial Qi, which is the only way he can go to places that mortals cannot go.

This is a new path, and there's definitely still a direction to go forward, but we don't know how far it will lead.

Since one has become an immortal in this world, one must naturally follow the laws of this world; an ordinary physical body simply cannot break through that barrier.

"Only one last step remains: to cultivate the Dao and become an immortal."

To truly pierce that membrane, one must eliminate distracting thoughts and surging desires…

As he spoke, Bai Yu conjured a blade that emitted a white light in his hand, and said:

"Bloom, Zanpakuto!"

A burst of white light erupted, and a white beam of light slashed towards the three corpses.

In an instant, the three corpses turned into a pool of white liquid, and then shrank back into their bodies.

If you could still see into his eyes, you could see that Bai Yu's eyes were very clear at that moment.

"Hmm, why am I so bored?"

Maybe it's because they're shameless.

After saying that, Bai Yu suddenly rose into the air, and the light emanating from his body became even more dazzling.

When a certain critical point is reached, the light disappears.

"Master Dao, I am done!"

His voice echoed throughout the heavens and earth.

"Boom~!"

The collapse of the three-bedroom, two-living-room apartment directly smashed half of the entire platform, causing a huge commotion.

When everything calmed down, one of the extras was the first to speak up: "He...he...he's become an immortal?"

Lu Jin walked silently toward Wugensheng, who was lying dead on the ground.

As he approached, Lu Jin said, "You troublemaker, you've finally met your match?"

Wugensheng looked up at him, and said indifferently, "Kill me if you want. There's no way you'll make me repent. You've only ever..."

"puff!"

Wugensheng's head was crushed by a stomp.

The old celestial master gazed at this scene and murmured, "He actually became an immortal..."

The crowd buzzed with discussion, the audience was utterly shocked, while those lying on the ground breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems they escaped unscathed?

Of course not!

Suddenly, blue light spots gathered in the air and formed a glowing humanoid object in a moment.

Bai Yu's voice rang out: "Hehe! I'm back again!"

"I almost forgot something, my fellow demons, let's get going." With that, he snapped his fingers.

After a few seconds of calm, the bodies of those lying on the ground and some standing suddenly scattered like sand in the wind.

In an instant, not a single person survived.

The light brightened a third, and in the blink of an eye, the white feather vanished again, leaving only a single sentence...

"I've succeeded again, Daoist Master!"

……

A white space, the ground as smooth as a mirror.

This place is huge; you can't see the end of it at a glance.

Suddenly, blue lights began to flash in the otherwise empty space.

As the points of light converged, Bai Yu's face gradually became clear.

This time it no longer glowed, but returned to its original appearance.

After his entire body appeared, Bai Yu looked at the scene before him and murmured, "Is this the Immortal Realm? It's far too low-end."

Indeed, it's a mistake to have too high expectations for the potential of this world.

It's not a celestial realm at all; it's just a space nestled within the layers of the world.

But even with just this one space, we couldn't get in because we didn't meet the requirements.

Perhaps, this place was created by the will of the world.

It couldn't have been created by some deity, because Bai Yu had clearly sensed the upper limit of the entire world, and that level of power could never have created such a place.

This place is built upon the laws of the world.

Of course, Bai Yu is not subject to this restriction; he has already exceeded the limit due to the cheat.

So, even if there really is some powerful figure here who wants to do bad things...

Then it might have become possessed by a demon, and we need to use our fists to awaken the true goodness and beauty within it.

"This is boring, really boring. I thought this place would be..."

As Bai Yu was shaking his head and speaking, a voice suddenly came from behind him:

"Whether this place is interesting or not, you have to put your clothes on first, otherwise you'll be the one who gets the interesting treatment."

"Hmm?" Bai Yu turned around and saw an old man in a Taoist robe floating towards him from afar.

Bai Yu looked down and realized that he was naked, so he quickly covered his groin with both hands.

With a flash of blue light, he was also dressed in a Taoist robe.

The old Taoist priest had approached, and Bai Yu asked, "Fellow Daoist, what is your name?"

The old Taoist priest looked him up and down with a smile, and that look made his anus tighten instantly.

Bai Yu said warily, "Hey, who are you? If you don't tell me, I'm going to beat you up."

"Hehehe." The old Taoist stroked his beard and laughed, "This humble Taoist is Zhang Sanfeng."

Bai Yu: "..."

The scene fell silent for a moment, until an old man in a Taoist robe drifted in from afar.

"And who are you?" Bai Yu asked.

The newcomer laughed and said, "Fellow Daoist Sanfeng, your junior is quite interesting."

After saying this, he bowed to Bai Yu and said, "Fellow Daoist, I am Zhang Daoling."

"..."

Okay, okay, so each one is of a higher generation than the last, right?

"Stare!" Bai Yu stared at the two of them as they circled around them.

This action made the two of them smile at each other.

After circling around twice, Bai Yu came up to them and said, "You weren't lying, were you?"

"Using a fake name will get you beaten up. You can give yourself an identity when you're out and about, but you can't lie to me."

Zhang Daoling waved his hand and said, "It's the real deal. Fellow Daoist, please don't make a move. We're both old bones and can't withstand your fists."

Bai Yu curled his lip and said, "Nonsense, how could they not fight when they've all become immortals? I think you guys are still stronger than the one I just killed..."

Before he could finish speaking, another figure suddenly appeared on his left and sped past the three of them.

Tentacles! This guy is a tentacle monster!

As it passed the three people, it greeted them, saying, "Come and play, you three friends!"

It left, and Bai Yu took a step back in surprise, asking, "Who...who is this?"

Zhang Sanfeng said, "Hehe, what's the big deal? These are fellow Daoists from other planets. I guess they're playing some kind of game this time?"

"Games?" Bai Yu asked in confusion, "Is the atmosphere so good that you're playing games?"

Zhang Daoling chimed in, "Except for those with exceptional talent who can still make progress, most of the other fellow Daoists have reached a point where they can't advance any further. And because of the established rules, everyone has no choice but to find their own fun in this immortal realm."

This fellow Daoist often enjoys time with Daoists from other planets, and occasionally invites us over.

Bai Yu squinted and said, "This game isn't simple, is it?"

A game of toying with the common people?

"Hmph!" Bai Yu rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'll fight you with my fists. I'll go and subdue the demons first."

What games can immortals play?

Bai Yu immediately thought of this answer.

"Wait a minute!" X2

Zhang Daoling and Zhang Sanfeng simultaneously flashed to the left and right, grabbing Bai Yu. Zhang Daoling explained, "Fellow Daoist, you misunderstand. I did not toy with the common people."

The celestial realm is now peaceful and harmonious…

amount……

After listening for a long time and asking many questions, Bai Yu finally understood the ultimate secret of this world.

There were indeed times when immortals manipulated the common people, and the other immortals did not stop them.

Over time, among the manipulated masses, some exceptionally talented individuals suddenly ascended to immortality.

This was a serious matter; that person stormed the celestial realm to seek revenge...

Later, everyone realized that this approach wouldn't work, so they set some rules.

From then on, harmony prevailed.

As for the one who was killed by Bai Yu, he was an ordinary person who was not recorded in Earth's history.

He has reached the limit of becoming an immortal; if he wants to advance further, he can only rely on time to slowly grind him down.

Moreover, he was always the one who got beaten in the games, so he started to have designs on his hometown.

He did it quite discreetly; the other immortals in his hometown didn't notice for a while, until...

Until he was just killed, all the immortals on Earth knew about it.

Seeing that Bai Yu was about to become an immortal, they sent Zhang Sanfeng and Zhang Daoling to receive him.

As they chatted, Bai Yu confirmed that he hadn't been tricked; these two were indeed grandmasters and seniors, so he became more respectful.

As they walked and talked, the three of them arrived at a place filled with all sorts of props and strange buildings.

The place was bustling with noise, and Bai Yu was momentarily overwhelmed by the sight.

Have you ever seen a chat group for cultivators? These immortals are probably just like those cultivators; they're doing all sorts of fancy tricks.

The two of them led Bai Yu to a place where he could have a drink and sat down, while continuing to explain the situation there.

As they were talking, a deck of cards was suddenly handed to them from the side.

Turning my head, I saw that this guy looked remarkably like an alien.

It sat down without any ceremony, and while shuffling the cards, it said, "You're all from Earth, right? This deck of cards is quite interesting. Last time, that Yellow Emperor kept beating me, and I wasn't convinced. Come and practice with me."

Before anyone could reply, it had already shuffled the cards and forcibly handed them to Zhang Daoling and Bai Yu.

"No..." Bai Yu really couldn't adapt to this place for a while; it was just too absurd.

Zhang Daoling skillfully arranged the cards, while Zhang Sanfeng advised, "Chang Sheng, since this fellow Daoist is interested, let's play along."

"..."

Okay, let's play then.

Bai Yu arranged his cards and immediately went to bid for the landlord position.

"One against three."

"Wang Bang!"

"No! I'm the landlord here! Why are you using your royal flush against me when there are three of you?"

The alien brother laid out his cards and said, "I'm out of cards."

Three fours, three fives, three sixes, three sevens...

The ultimate plane.

After a moment of silence, Bai Yu flipped the table over!

"Come on! Let's have a fistfight!"

[PS: If it's not well written, it's probably because I lack the ability or the right mindset.]

This piece was originally supposed to be written at least a month later, but considering the issues with the results and the numerous complaints I've received so far, I'm posting it here early. If it generates even more complaints, then it seems like a bad move.

Okay, well, it's come to this anyway. This has made me see myself more clearly. Maybe I'm really not suited to writing serious things; I should be more silly.

This book... isn't finished yet!