Crazy Entertainment System

Chapter 428 Bet

Countless people around the world who know about Chinese culture or who follow Chen Yu are watching this live stream.

Because such live streams are so rare, and it's uncommon to encounter something like this, this is practically the first time I've ever experienced it. Crazy has basically never pinned anything to the top of his chat list.

Amidst great anticipation, Chen Yu and Huang Lei stepped onto the stage.

Both of them together: Good evening, dear friends!

Chen Yu: I'm an actor from Xuzhou! The person next to me is from Shanghai, a world-class metropolis.

Huang Lei: It's not that exaggerated. Shanghai is just a relatively well-developed city.

Chen Yu: My name is Chen Yu, and people call me a monster.

Huang Lei: My name is Huang Lei, and people call me a male god!

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The two worked together seamlessly, delivering one joke after another that had countless audience members in stitches, with the entire audience doubled over with laughter.

The crosstalk performance, lasting a full ten minutes, was spent in a sea of ​​joy.

Netizens who follow Chen Yu expressed their incomprehension when they saw the audience laughing uncontrollably at the scene, because they didn't know what was so funny.

All of this stems from their ignorance of the splendid culture of China.

However, some clips still made them laugh, such as the segment about cultural students learning to operate excavators, which made these foreigners laugh as well.

"I had a million ideas in my mind about what kind of skit Chen Yu would perform this time! But I never expected him to choose crosstalk. I have to admit that Chen Yu's crosstalk is really good. The cooperation between the two and the lines are really impeccable. There are basically no jokes from the Internet. They are all 'high-quality food'!"

What I didn't expect was that crosstalk could be so funny. I laughed from beginning to end. I'm truly impressed. A prince is a prince, a prodigy is a prodigy, I'm convinced!

"At this moment, I only want to know one thing: what do those crosstalk performers who have practiced hard for decades think about Chen Yu's extraordinary talent?"

This is the funniest and most entertaining crosstalk I've ever heard, bar none! It's fantastic! Chen Yu really delivered this time, showing us what true crosstalk is all about. Gone are those vulgar "you slander me, I curse you" moments. This is amazing, absolutely amazing! This crosstalk is superb, I'm giving it my vote!

"Indeed, the prince's performance was fantastic. The jokes just kept coming, and I laughed so hard my stomach cramped. Tonight's expectations were definitely worth it. The prince didn't disappoint us. But I'll have to find some crosstalk to watch in the future. It was so awesome. I never thought crosstalk could be so funny."

"Yes, my wife almost had a miscarriage from laughing so much! It scared me half to death. I can't let her watch crosstalk anymore. If she really did have a miscarriage from laughing, I would be the sinner of our whole family!"

"You almost miscarried, and my wife almost went into premature labor. If we hadn't caught her early and stopped the noise in time, I think she would have given birth laughing! You'd better be more careful in the future!"

"6666, I never knew the prince's crosstalk had so many functions, it's hilarious! But I love it! Haha!"

"That's awesome! I give you 365 thumbs up! I support the Crown Prince! I'm not saying anything more, I'm giving him my vote!"

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"Oh my god, this is hilarious. To be honest, this is also the first time I've seen Chen Yu perform like this. There was supposed to be a rehearsal before the live broadcast, but these two used it to familiarize themselves with the stage and didn't say a single word."

I just watched six programs and I'm still quite worried about Chen Yu, because everyone knows that crosstalk is at a disadvantage in sketch comedy.

Chen Yu is a singer, and Huang Lei is now a successful entrepreneur and scientist. His iPhone has become a hot product sought after worldwide.

I heard they're currently filming "iPartment," and it's nearing its final stages. Aren't they worried about the director's displeasure? Can you give me a hint about what kind of show "iPartment" is?

You have no idea how much curiosity we had for this show that we couldn't eat or sleep. Look how thin I've gotten!

Chen Yu was taken aback, then looked Zhu Jun up and down and said, "Compared to last year's Spring Festival Gala, you should have gained weight, probably about 5 pounds!"

"Wow, you could even tell that?!" Zhu Jun looked at Chen Yu in astonishment, completely incredulous.

The audience members in the audience and those watching on television were somewhat skeptical, but Zhu Jun's demeanor didn't seem like he was joking.

"Of course, your body weight, shape, and various outward features tell me that you've gained about five pounds compared to before. Should I tell you your weight so we can weigh you now?" Chen Yu teased Zhu Jun, laughing.

"I don't believe it today, but what if you're wrong?! After all, this is a live broadcast, I can't give you that much time to take care of me, can I?!" Zhu Jun laughed.

The audience immediately got excited.

They seemed to enjoy watching the drama unfold.

"Here's the deal: the end of the year is fast approaching, and the Spring Festival travel rush is just around the corner. If I lose, I'll take over all the railway fast food business this year, and each chicken leg, vegetable dish, meat dish, and box of rice will cost only five cents. I'll cover all the losses. Of course, that's only if the railway boss agrees to it!"

If the bigwigs in the railway system don't agree to me interfering with their business, I, an ordinary citizen, can only settle for second best. During this year's Spring Festival travel season, from the 15th day of the twelfth lunar month to the 15th day of the new year, all express deliveries sent home, including local specialties, quilts, pots, pans, and ladles, will be free. Just bring your ID card or household registration book and go to YTO Express or any other express delivery company that can meet my requirements in terms of reputation and efficiency.

All deliveries are free, but only for these items. Of course, there's no limit to what one person can carry, but based on a normal estimate, it shouldn't exceed 80KG and 2 cubic meters in volume. This weight and volume are basically the maximum luggage a person can bring home by train or car. It allows everyone going home to travel light and comfortably, instead of carrying large and small bags. "Chen Yu thought for a moment and said.

Chen Yu's promise was met with applause from millions of people.

Everyone knows how difficult it is to go home during the Spring Festival travel rush.

It's not easy to get a hot meal, but I can't bear to give up the fast food on the train; it doesn't feel worth it, and I can't bear to part with it.

Because migrant workers who work away from home cherish every penny they earn.

Chen Yu's move was brilliant, because a five-yuan boxed lunch contains a chicken leg, a meat dish, and a vegetable dish, making it a losing proposition.

How many people will travel home for the Spring Festival, and how much will Chen Yu lose?! In any case, if it is really implemented, Chen Yu's losses will definitely not be less than 500 million yuan.

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