Crazy Entertainment System

Chapter 406 The Origin of "Japanese"

"How did you find out?!" At this moment, a woman walked out from the direction of the bathroom, wearing a tight-fitting bodysuit and with her long hair tied in a ponytail.

"A Chinese?!" Chen Yu exclaimed in surprise.

But then I felt something was wrong. How could a Chinese person be here? That shouldn't be possible!

"No, I'm from an island nation!"

"Your Chinese is really good! I, a native Chinese speaker, couldn't tell!" Chen Yu said with a light smile.

"Oh, then shouldn't I feel honored?!" the woman said with a gentle smile.

"That's up to you, I can't control that. How did you get in? I remember I closed the door! Don't tell me you opened it. This door can't be opened without my fingerprint and key."

"Is this the key you're talking about?!" The woman took out a card, and Chen Yu recognized it at a glance as Wang Yali's key card.

How did it end up in her hands?

"You've been lurking around Yali all this time?!"

"Yes, I'm also a student at the Central Conservatory of Music in China, and I happen to be classmates with Wang Yali," the woman said.

"This so-called classmate must have done it on purpose, but I'm more curious about how you managed to get in with so many people watching."

Chen Yu was very curious.

"You don't need to know that. Just come back to Japan with me obediently, okay?! And I can provide you with a lot of beautiful women! Every single one of them is like Wang Yali!" The woman bit her sexy lips and said.

"Haha, you think I lack women in China?!" Chen Yu chuckled lightly.

"Isn't that right?! As far as I know, Chinese women are very conservative and would never allow their husbands to have a third party. But it's different in our island nation, where the strong can have any beautiful women they want!"

"In this island nation, you can enjoy the service of all kinds of beautiful women. Whether you prefer young girls, lolis, mature women, pure and innocent women, wives, mothers, etc., whatever you desire, we can provide it for you!" the woman said eagerly.

Chen Yu felt a chill run down his spine. Damn, a young girl! How twisted must one's mind be!

Damn, they really are typical Japanese.

"Shall I tell you a story?" Chen Yu said with a gentle smile.

"Speaking?!"

"Okay, let me ask you if you've ever read the Chinese classic, Water Margin?"

"Of course I've read them! These are one of China's Four Great Classical Novels! How could I not read them!"

"Very good, then you should remember some of the characters: Wu Dalang, Wu Song, Ximen Qing, and Pan Jinlian, right?!"

"Of course, Wu Dalang was short, ugly, and poor, a pancake seller, while Wu Song was a fierce man who fought the tiger, a true hero. One was a dashing and debonair young man, and the other was a charming and beautiful woman!"

Chen Yu was taken aback. He hadn't expected this Japanese woman to have such an opinion on these people. How interesting!

Especially the evaluation of Ximen Qing: a dashing and debonair young man. Wow, that evaluation is absolutely brilliant. No wonder the Japanese have such different levels of awareness.

Pan Jinlian was even described as charming and alluring; we have to admire the Japanese culture!

"Here's what happened. Back then, after Wu Song killed Ximen Qing, Pan Jinlian knew she was in deep trouble and hurriedly ran away to escape. She thought, 'This whole mess was caused by Ximen Qing. Ximen is unlucky,' so she fled eastward. Finally, finding no way out, she had no choice but to cross the ocean and find refuge on a small island." Chen Yu paused here and glanced at the Japanese woman. He noticed that she was staring intently at him, listening attentively, but her mind was constantly on edge.

Seeing this, Chen Yu continued, "Then Pan Jinlian's child was born. Several years passed, and the child grew short and ugly. She knew this child must be Wu Dalang's, because among all the men she had been with, only Wu Dalang shared that gene. The next problem was naming the child. What should she name him? Pan Jinlian thought for a long time and said, 'My father is as useless as Dalang, my child must be better than Wu Dalang, so let's name him Taro.'"

"What do you mean?!" The Japanese woman looked at Chen Yu with displeasure upon returning to Japan.

"Why are you in such a hurry? I'm telling you, and you might not believe me, but tell me yourself, are there any Japanese people named Taro or Ichiro, but are there any named Dairo?!"

The Japanese woman thought for a moment and then shook her head.

Chen Yu continued, "That makes sense, because Wu Dalang is their ancestor. The reason why Japanese people are short in stature is due to Wu Dalang's genes."

"Are you looking for death?!" The other party was somewhat exasperated by the words.

"Can you calm down a bit and let me finish what I'm saying? Don't you know that interrupting others is a very bad habit?" Chen Yu pouted and said irritably.

Although he spoke casually, Chen Yu's mind was constantly on edge.

The Japanese woman took a deep breath, trying to calm her anger as she looked at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu didn't care and continued, "The mother and son lived on the island for more than 20 years. The woman couldn't stand the loneliness and started to have sex with her son. Finally, the mother and son had sex. However, the people on the nearby fishing boats all criticized them. The woman cursed, 'My son is having sex with a Japanese man. It's his own business.' So later, everyone called them 'Japanese.'"

At this moment, the veins on the Japanese woman's forehead were bulging, as if she was about to explode at any moment.

"Xiao You, help me exchange for super tranquilizer bullets! The kind that can paralyze the opponent in seconds!" Chen Yu knew this was the best time to make his move, so he immediately said to Xiao You.

"All right!"

Chen Yu pretended not to notice the other person's expression and continued, "As the number of children grew, Taro thought, 'Why don't I establish a country and experience being an emperor?' A country needs a flag, and Pan Jinlian, upon hearing this, said, 'Your father sells steamed buns, so just draw a steamed bun on the white bed sheet.' And so, the flag was born. For the Wu family's good fortune, four large characters were specially written on the flag: 'May Wu's fortune last forever.'..."

"Are you trying to provoke me?!" came the Japanese woman's icy voice.

"Yes, I'm trying to provoke you!" Before he finished speaking, Chen Yu made his move, firing a super tranquilizer dart.

By the time the Japanese woman reacted, it was already too late.

The bullet struck the woman directly in the neck.

The immense impact caused his body to sway involuntarily.

I feel like my neck is going to break.

She wanted to fight back, but how could Chen Yu give her that chance? Like a viper waiting for the best moment to strike its prey, Chen Yu arrived in front of the woman with lightning speed.

He immediately executed a small grappling move, swiftly utilizing the super rope he had exchanged from Xiao You.

With a snap, the woman was tied up tightly.

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