Crazy Entertainment System

"488 votes!"

"Let's congratulate Chen Yu on achieving an impressive score of 488 votes, the highest number of votes ever recorded at the CCTV Young Singers Competition. I remember the last record was 476 votes in 1998. Congratulations to Chen Yu on this unprecedented achievement! As everyone knows, we made a decision back in 1998: whoever breaks this record will receive a reward of 100,000 yuan, which will be added each time. This year, it has already accumulated to 800,000 yuan, which is fantastic!"

"Let's congratulate Chen Yu on winning the 80 yuan prize!" Zhu Jun was stunned when he saw the number of votes, because he knew that it would be too difficult to break through the 476 votes mark under fair and just circumstances.

They tried, but ultimately failed.

This time, Chen Yu actually broke the record.

Yali and the others were completely dumbfounded.

"Wow, I'm rich! I would have forgotten about this if Zhu Jun hadn't mentioned it. 80! That's eight hundred thousand! No way, I have to rip Chen Yu off. Sister Yali, hold on, he's a handsome guy who brings good fortune."

"Uh, you're overthinking it. Although it's a 800,000 yuan bonus, according to national tax laws, Chen Yu has to pay 20% income tax, which means he can only get 640,000 yuan." Ya Li rolled her eyes at Meng Meng, but to be honest, she was really surprised and didn't expect Chen Yu to be so lucky. Thinking back on Meng Meng's words, Chen Yu really is a good candidate.

"Look, our Yali's fallen for you!" Jiang Meixue teased, smiling at Yali.

"Hehe," Li Jialing laughed.

"You guys~" Yali was immediately embarrassed and annoyed, her face flushed as she looked at her girlfriends.

"Hey, Zhu Jun, are you sure you're not kidding me? I'm telling you the truth. Don't tell me I have to pay a lot of taxes before I can get the bonus. I don't have any money!" Chen Yu said, feigning caution and giving Zhu Jun a look that seemed to say, "Are you sure you're not a scammer?"

The audience burst into laughter immediately.

This situation has become so common in the past two years that they couldn't help but laugh when they heard Chen Yu's words.

"This is the CCTV Young Singers Competition, CCTV. I'm not fooling you in front of so many people. If you don't believe me, ask the director." Zhu Jun was so angry that he laughed. But seeing Chen Yu's expression, he knew that this guy was doing it on purpose. He sighed and thought that this guy's stage presence was really strong.

The camera immediately focused on the director.

At this point, the director had no choice but to step forward and speak.

"Zhu Jun is right. Indeed, it has accumulated to 80 this year. After this is over, the staff will take you to the finance department to collect the money."

"I made money! I made money!"

I don't even know how to spend it.

I bought a Nokia with my left hand.

Buy a Motorola with your right hand

I have a China Mobile, China Unicom, and a PHS phone.

You change your phone number every day!

In his excitement, Chen Yu spontaneously sang a song from his previous life called "I Made Money".

The entire audience was completely stunned.

Then they burst out laughing.

"This guy is hilarious, he changes his phone number every day, is he crazy?!"

"Wow, this guy is so talented! I love him, he's hilarious!"

"You drive Mercedes and BMWs, and go to saunas and eat lobster all the time. You don't have enough money to live like that!"

Huang Ma: "This child is beyond saving!"

Gardener: "This child is a genius, but I don't understand the world of geniuses."

Hua Jian: "What the hell is this about changing phone numbers one by one? It seems like it only costs 30 yuan to change them now, which is only 10,000 yuan a year. He'd have to keep changing them until he dies!"

"Ambulance! Ambulance! There's a lunatic here!" Zhu Jun shouted with a laugh.

Chen Yu stopped and laughed, "It's alright, it's alright, the lunatic is gone!"

"You should get down here too. This is making me think this isn't a singing competition but a comedy show," Zhu Jun said with a smile, though he was annoyed.

"Okay, thank you everyone, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters." Chen Yu bowed again to express his gratitude, then ran off in a flash.

"Sigh~ I'm starting to doubt my life. This kid is brilliant, but I just can't keep up with his mind. I'm getting old."

"Ha ha!"

"Chen Yu, you're amazing! You made 80 yuan without making a sound!" Mengmeng exclaimed with a smile.

“Yes, I have to treat you!” Li Jialing said with a smile.

"Okay, as long as I get the money, I'll treat everyone to lunch at a nearby restaurant. But let's make it clear, no drinking, since we still have filming this afternoon," Chen Yu said to the crowd.

"Great!" Chen Yu's move naturally drew cheers from the audience.

Chen Yu was the last to record, so the staff quickly took him to the finance department to collect his money.

It wasn't supposed to be that quick, but after the staff reported what Chen Yu had just said, the director made a last-minute decision to give it to them immediately.

"Got it. Everyone go to the Sandao Hotel, it's my treat. The staff can come too!" Chen Yu said loudly as he came out of the finance office.

The staff were surprised that Chen Yu would invite them to join them.

I consulted my supervisor and they agreed to let me go, but I can't drink alcohol and I have to be back before 1:30.

In a flash, nearly a hundred people rushed to the Sandao Grand Hotel.

Chen Yu spent more than 30,000 yuan on a meal of food, drinks and entertainment, mainly because he didn't order any alcohol.

Everyone was very restrained, after all, they still had to work in the afternoon.

When the group parted ways, Chen Yu left behind the phone numbers of more than thirty people, including staff members and participants in the competition.

On the way back, Mengmeng asked with a smile, "Chen Yu, what do you think of our Sister Yali?!"

Without a second thought, Chen Yu replied, "Very good. Beautiful, gentle and refined, you can tell at a glance that she is from a well-to-do family, and very talented."

Yali was very happy to hear Chen Yu's praise.

"So, do you have any feelings for our Yali?" Mengmeng finally revealed her true colors.

"Ideas?! What ideas?!" Chen Yu didn't react for a moment.

Seeing the change in Mengmeng's expression, Chen Yu, who had just come to his senses, was both amused and exasperated.

You want me to say whether I have any thoughts in front of the person involved? Isn't that forcing me into a corner?!

"Yes, definitely! If I didn't, would I still be a man?"

"But she definitely wouldn't like me!" As he spoke, Chen Yu glanced at Ya Li out of the corner of his eye.

"Who said that? Our sister Yali said you're her perfect male god," Mengmeng said.

"Mengmeng~" Yali was on the verge of exploding, glaring at Mengmeng.

"I've given you the chance. Whether you can seize it or not depends on your own ability. Let me tell you, our Yali has a lot of suitors, so you should be prepared." Mengmeng smiled awkwardly at Yali's murderous gaze.

"Mengmeng~" Yali gritted her teeth and spoke at this moment.

Li Jialing and Jiang Meixue watched with smiles.

"Yes, Chen Yu, our Yali is really great, and she's still single."

"Exactly, you said you've fallen for our Yali, shouldn't you take some action?"

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