Zombies: Cultivating Immortality at Maoshan, Becoming Stronger by Doing Nothing

"Jiale! Jiale!!!"

Outside the courtyard, Master Ikkyu called out a few times to Master Simu's bamboo house!

Qingqing, standing nearby, seemed more interested in the old hen in the yard.

"Squeak!!!"

Just then, the door of the bamboo house slowly opened.

Master Yixiu was overjoyed. It must be Jiale who opened the door, since Master Simu would never open the door if he heard him knocking.

However, he was stunned the next moment when a handsome young man in a white robe walked out.

Qingqing was stunned the moment she saw the boy.

Because she had never seen such a handsome young man.

"Just as Master said, Jiale really is that handsome!"

At this moment, Qingqing finally understood why her master had praised Jiale so highly.

My master was right!

Unfortunately, Ling Yanyan's next words shattered her illusions.

"Master must be Master Ikkyu! I am Ling Yanyan, the junior brother of Master Simu Daoist, and I'm here to stay for a few days!!"

When Ling Yanyan saw Master Yixiu and Qingqing, he smiled and spoke.

When he saw the two bamboo houses and the Taoist priest with four eyes that day, he knew he had entered the plot of "Uncle Vampire".

Master Ikkyu does look quite similar to the original character.

As for Qingqing, she is even more innocent than in the movie. After all, the picture quality of the movie I watched in my previous life was... well, let's just say it wasn't great.

Seeing her face to face, even without makeup, she is even more beautiful and charming.

If she dressed up properly, she would definitely be even better than Ren Tingting.

"Amitabha! It's Master Ling! A pleasure to meet you. This is my disciple, Qingqing. I wonder if Jiale is here?"

Master Yixiu was somewhat surprised to hear that Ling Yanyan was actually the junior brother of Master Simu, but he didn't think much of it. After all, any disciple of the Maoshan outer sect who was of the same generation could call Master Simu their senior brother.

"So he's not Jiale after all. But if Master Ling looks like this, Jiale shouldn't be too different, right? After all, they're uncle and nephew!"

Qingqing was a little confused. She thought that only Master Simu and Jiale were here, but she didn't expect that there was also Ling Yanyan.

"Jiale, that kid said he wanted to nourish my master and me, so he went off to hunt wild game! Master, you can go in that direction to find him!"

As Ling Yanyan spoke, he looked at Master Yixiu and secretly activated his Heavenly Eye Divine Power to check the other party's cultivation level.

Master Ikkyu is at the fifth level of the Earth Master realm, and he cultivates orthodox Buddhist techniques! His strength is quite impressive.

"Thank you, Daoist Ling. Qingqing, go back and clean the house first, I'll be right back!"

Master Ikkyu smiled, then left Qingqing behind and headed towards the back mountain.

"Master is really something, he treats Jiale even better than his own grandson!"

Watching her master's departing figure, Qingqing immediately felt a little jealous and said...

"Hahaha, Miss Qingqing, you can't say things like that. Your master is a monk, how could he possibly have a grandson!"

Ling Yanyan laughed when he heard Qingqing's mutterings.

Qingqing was right. Although Jiale isn't her biological grandson, he's even closer to her than a biological grandson!

As soon as he said that, Qingqing blushed.

He can even hear his own mutterings; is he a cultivator?

Unfortunately, his master said he lacked the wisdom to cultivate Buddhist techniques.

"Master Ling, I was just joking. Um, I'll go clean up now."

Qingqing stuck out her tongue sheepishly and then tried to run away.

"Should we clean? I'll do it. Although Jiale cleans this bamboo house from time to time, there are still a lot of snakes, insects, and rodents hiding there!"

However, Ling Yanyan spoke up at this moment.

Before Qingqing could react, Ling Yanyan waved his right hand slightly.

“Crash!!!!”

Suddenly, the sound of flowing water came from nowhere.

The next moment, to Qingqing's astonishment, a mighty spring burst forth from the earth.

The spring water instantly transformed into a large net, directly enveloping the two bamboo houses.

Wherever the spring water reaches, all the mud, ash, snakes, insects, and rodents are washed away.

"This, this, this...what on earth is going on?"

This move completely stunned Qingqing, and her little mouth involuntarily opened wide.

Although her master was also a powerful cultivator, she had witnessed the subjugation of demons and monsters more than once during the year or two she had followed him.

However, all of these things combined were not as shocking as Ling Yanyan's casual move.

Meanwhile, the spring water, which had become extremely turbid after being washed by the bamboo house, was directly struck by Ling Yanyan's palm.

"boom!!"

In an instant, the water sphere hurtled towards the depths of the valley like a missile.

"Boom, boom, boom!"

The next moment, with a loud bang, the water sphere crashed into the valley hundreds of meters away.

All the snakes, insects, rats, and ants inside exploded into a bloody mist, which eventually flowed into the earth and disappeared with the water.

"Alright, Miss Qingqing!"

After Ling Yanyan finished doing all this, he smiled and spoke to Qingqing.

However, this scene left Qingqing completely dumbfounded!

"Thank you so much, Master Ling. You're amazing! You seem to be only a year or two older than me. How can you be so skilled?"

However, the next moment, Qingqing looked at Ling Yanyan like a little fangirl.

A young, handsome, powerful, and charismatic boy is incredibly attractive to these girls!

Moreover, this is especially true for a young girl like Qingqing who has always wanted to cultivate but has been unable to do so.

"I'm eighteen, probably around the same age as you. As long as I cultivate diligently, I'll naturally become powerful!"

Ling Yanyan smiled slightly.

Of course, only someone as shameless as him could say he'd be diligently cultivating.

Damn it, he himself is just cheating.

Unfortunately, Qingqing strongly agreed with his words because that was exactly how her master had taught her.

"It's a pity I can't cultivate Master's techniques, otherwise I would definitely cultivate them diligently!"

However, upon hearing Ling Yanyan's words, Qingqing said with a hint of helplessness.

"By the way, Master Ling, you probably haven't had breakfast yet, right? How about I make it for you? Otherwise, I won't know how to thank you!"

Qingqing suddenly remembered something and quickly smiled at Ling Yanyan.

"Great! That's perfect, Jia Le's cooking is just awful. I almost threw up last night!"

Upon hearing Qingqing's words, Ling Yanyan's eyes lit up, and he agreed without hesitation.

Last night's meal was probably the worst meal he'd ever had in his life.

At that moment, he began to suspect that Jiale's malnutrition might be because he couldn't eat the food he cooked.

"Okay, I'll go pick some wild vegetables, they'll be ready soon!"

Hearing Ling Yanyan's words, Qingqing happily picked up her things and headed towards the valley.

"Hahaha, Master, I got home before you!!"

However, at that moment, a smug laugh came from another direction.

Ling Yanyan looked over and saw Jia Le running quickly toward the bamboo house, carrying two buckets of water on his shoulders.

Master Ikkyu followed behind with a kind smile on his face.

“Ouch!!”

However, at that moment, Jia Le slipped and fell flat on his face.

"Ah, my water!"

Jia Le was speechless.

"Running fast doesn't guarantee victory; walking steadily is the key!"

However, Master Ikkyu smiled and bypassed Jiale, arriving in the courtyard ahead of time.

"Jiale, are you serious about comparing speed with Master Ikkyu?"

Ling Yanyan was speechless when he saw this scene and started to complain.

Can a Human Master at the Fourth Heaven compare speed to a Human Master at the Fifth Heaven?

Is this kid really that stupid?

"No, Uncle-Master, I've always been just a little short of winning against the Grandmaster before, and this time I almost won too! Damn it, why did my foot slip!"

Of course, it was obvious that Jia Le was really that silly, with a face full of complaints.

Ling Yanyan's lips twitched.

Well, this kid's IQ is indeed not very high.

Even Master Ikkyu was giving him the benefit of the doubt.

"Squeak!!!"

However, at that moment, the door to Master Simu's bamboo house slowly opened.

Then, Master Four Eyes walked out with a displeased look on his face.

"Master Four Eyes, it's been a long time! Amitabha!!"

Master Yixiu smiled and put his palms together in front of Master Simu, then uttered a Buddhist chant.

"You brat, didn't you say you were going hunting? How come you didn't bring back anything? And you're still hanging out with this old geezer?"

Master Four Eyes glanced at Master Ikkyu, too lazy to even acknowledge him.

"I had caught a few big fish and two rabbits, but the master saw them and said that killing was bad, so I released them!"

Jiale scratched his head and said somewhat embarrassedly!

"What? They're released? What are your uncles and master going to eat for breakfast? Dirt?! You listen to everyone? I'll beat you to death!"

Master Simu was immediately enraged upon hearing this, and after speaking, he grabbed a stick from the side and rushed over.

"Jiale, run!"

Upon seeing this, Master Ikkyu immediately shouted.

"Master Uncle, save me!!"

Jia Le's expression changed drastically, and he hurriedly ran towards Ling Yan Yan, but unfortunately, his speed was no match for that of the Four-Eyed Taoist.

In an instant, a shadow flashed by, and the Four-Eyed Taoist appeared in front of him. The next moment, the stick struck down like a shadow.

"Bah bang bang!!"

"Ah! Master, I won't do it again! Please stop hitting me!"

Jiale covered his buttocks and ran away frantically.

He was covered in mud and looked utterly disheveled.

Seeing this, Master Ikkyu, who was not far away, immediately looked distressed; the stick hurt even more than if it had hit him.

"Hey, Master, what's going on here? Who are those two?"

Just then, Qingqing, who had picked some wild vegetables, came over and looked at the master and apprentice chasing each other with a puzzled expression.

"That young man is Jia Le, and the one who hit him was his master, Master Four Eyes!"

Master Ikkyu gave an introduction.

"Huh? This is Jia Le? Master, didn't you say Jia Le was handsome and dashing? The difference is too great!"

However, Qingqing was dumbfounded.

It can be said that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.