I snagged a bargain in a melodramatic novel and became incredibly wealthy!

Caiyi stared wide-eyed, pointing incredulously at himself, then at the pile of food and broken plates on the floor: "Me?"

The butler smiled and said, "Yes."

Caiyi glanced around the house, inside and out: "Is this the only person in this huge villa, a housekeeper?"

The butler's WeChat message read: "Yes, the young master and young lady don't like too many people."

Caiyi: "..."

Living father!

Caiyi took a broom and swept the dishes off the floor, then went to the storage room to get a mop and mopped the floor inside and out.

In the storage room, Caiyi washed the mop, hung it on the wall, stretched, and rubbed his sore shoulders. It seemed he really hadn't exercised in a long time.

I've only been gone for less than two hours, and I already feel soreness in my lower back and back.

She closed the door to the storage room.

"Clap clap clap clap clap—"

Caiyi: "..."

The familiar yet jarring sound made her run to the spot she had just cleaned, where the silence was deafening.

The porcelain-white floor tiles were splashed with delicious red, blue, green, and pink dishes, which were sharp and could not be enjoyed.

Cai Yi turned his head and stared at the chef who was placing dishes on the table. He suddenly appeared behind him and said in a cold voice, "Do you really have to put them on now?"

They're both in a bad mood right now, what's the point of eating!

They're probably so angry they're full, yet they still want to eat!

chef:"……"

Was it a person or something behind him? It darted over in a flash, and he couldn't see it clearly.

Caiyi suddenly stood on tiptoe, covered the chef's mouth, dragged him to the kitchen, tied him up, and placed him on the ground with the fresh vegetables that had been airlifted in.

Thanks to the amount of training I've done recently, dragging an adult male away is no problem for me.

She thought for a moment, then picked up a boning knife from the densely packed wall of knives, pointing its gleaming tip at the chef: "Aren't you tired of making so many dishes for them to smash?"

Caiyi was very sincere in saying this. The table where the two eccentric people ate was about ten meters long and three meters wide.

When she first saw it, the table was piled high with dishes, probably more than a hundred, and then it was all smashed.

She finally finished cleaning and thought there was no more food on the table, so she could watch a show. But then she saw the chef take the dishes off his long, three-tiered food cart and place them on the table.

The more Caiyi thought about it, the angrier she became. She glared at the frightened chef and pointed to the messy floor in the living room, saying, "Look at this! The floor I just mopped is a mess again. All the hard work you put into making the dishes has been wasted. Not only are we tired, but no one appreciates our hard work."

The chef, suppressing his fear, said in a trembling voice, "You...you put the knife down first."

Caiyi dropped the boning knife, crossed her arms, and looked down at him: "Now you can tell me, right?"

The chef said, "I'm just a chef. How can I make decisions? If the young master and young lady want to eat, and I don't cook, will I still have this job?"

It's not easy to find such a high salary everywhere. He earns 300,000 a month, and besides cooking, he doesn't have any other job to do.

He cherishes this job.

Caiyi knew, of course, that a chef had to cook, and her purpose was not to make him not cook: "Why don't you cook less? Like those foreign dishes, one bite per plate."

The chef's eyes lit up: "Yes, how come I didn't think of that?"

Although his only task every day is cooking, he has to start cooking at eight in the morning and continue until almost midnight.

These two make thousands of dishes a day, and he only managed to do it through practice.

The new nanny has provided him with some good ideas.

Caiyi loosened the rope for him: "Remember to serve smaller portions in the future. It's hot now, so make cold dishes without any sauce. It'll be easier for you and easier for me to clean up."

The chef nodded.

Caiyi went back to the storage room, grabbed a broom and mop, and cleaned it again.

These two crazy people are arguing so seriously that she, a grown woman, completely ignores them.

She took a broom and dustpan and swept while watching the play.

He Anyao pouted and reached out for a hug: "Okay, I'm not angry anymore. Then stay away from that woman from now on."

Su Yuqian put his arm around her waist and whispered in her ear, "I only like you. I will stay away from He Yaxin."

The alarm bells for wealth are ringing; this madman is insane!

She had claimed not to know the woman during their earlier argument, but now she even knew the woman's name. She was truly impressed.

Sure enough, the next second—

He Anyao bit Su Yuqian's shoulder hard, pushed him away, her face flushed with anger: "You still say you don't know her? You even know her name!"

Su Yuqian clutched his aching shoulder, his handsome face flushed with anger: "That's your sister, how could I not recognize her? Or was it you who told me last time that you have an annoying sister?"

He Anyao tilted her head in confusion and thought about it. It seemed like there was such a thing, but: "Yeah, since you know I hate her, why do you still contact her!"

As he spoke, he grabbed the dishes on the table and smashed them on the ground.

Su Yuqian followed suit and smashed things.

Caiyi looked at the tiled floor that she had just swept clean but had returned to its original state: "..."

Stay calm, these are crazy people who will explode with coins... Take a deep breath and exhale.

Caiyi keeps smiling while sweeping, sweeping calmly and peacefully.

"Snapped!"

The string in Caiyi's mind snapped like a taut bow.

She leaned close behind He Anyao and whispered in her ear, "Scumbags deserve to be slapped, give him a good slap."

As soon as she finished speaking, she floated behind Su Yuqian like a ghost, leaned close to his ear, and said in a ethereal voice: "She is your woman. If she is disobedient, kiss her until she obeys."

He Anyao rushed up to Su Yuqian and raised her hand to slap him hard across the face.

Su Yuqian thought she wanted a hug, so he hugged her tightly, lowered his head, and silenced her.

She softened instantly, her face glowing like a peach blossom, her eyes sparkling as she responded to her.

Caiyi spat, "This dog food is awful!"

Who are these crazy couples? They're a rare example of pure love in those melodramatic novels we used to read, the kind of pure love that's almost frightening, except they argue too often.

She quietly swept the floor clean and removed the dishes from the table.

Caiyi and the chef squatted in the kitchen eating the dishes.

She lifted her greasy face and mumbled, "My God, this is so delicious!"

The chef proudly raised his oily face. Of course, he hadn't expected the food made from the fresh ingredients flown in from the air to taste so good.

He wouldn't normally dare to eat these dishes; the cost of one of them wouldn't even be enough to compensate for his monthly salary of 300,000 yuan.

He was terrified of being caught that day and forced to pay compensation, but now... it's because this new nanny started it all.

Caiyi patted the chef's pristine white uniform with his greasy hands: "Young master and young lady smash so many dishes every day, and we only eat a fraction of what they smash."

The chef reflected on his years of career and found that this was indeed the case.

Caiyi, having eaten and drunk his fill, lay sprawled on the ground, rubbing his belly.

The chef had finished eating, so he picked up a plate of untouched food and dumped it into the trash can.

Caiyi burped and exclaimed, "Burp~ What are you doing?"

Chef: "Pour it out."

Caiyi: "What I mean is, the food wasn't even touched, why did you throw it away?"

Chef: "Cold dishes are usually thrown away; these dishes are already cold."

Caiyi: "...Couldn't you just heat it up tonight and eat it for dinner?"

chef:"……"

Is he really that stupid? How come he never thought of that?

Caiyi helped the chef put the leftovers in the refrigerator. There were a lot of leftovers, and many of them were still untouched.