Godslayer: A random filename extension?

The final result was that his attempt to talk his way out failed, a result that Chen Muye seemed to have anticipated.

However, Han Shaoyun did not get to experience the excruciating pain of being slowly sliced ​​to death before he died. Lin Linhou first used his mental power to knock him unconscious.

"Suppress virtuality, share status!"

"Activate skill, beautiful dream, apply acceleration!"

After creating a beautiful dream for the other person, Lin Linhou allowed them to embark on their journey without suffering.

[Experience+]

[Special drop obtained: Forgetfulness Pill, now in temporary inventory.]

Although he gained another 50,000 experience points, Lin Linhou was not very happy this time.

"Mengqing, do you think there's a chance that what I'm doing might send his consciousness to another timeline with a beautiful story, like the source code of a movie?"

After all, isn't it said that every dream is an interweaving with another world?

[That's unclear; there might be a certain probability.]

Then Lin Linhou took out the pill that looked a bit like a glass marble to examine it. It seemed that there were traces of blood inside the crystal clear pill.

[Memory-Severing Pill: A legendary pill created by the ancient God of Marriage using memory-erasing techniques. It is extremely rare and effective at erasing specific memories and emotions.]

[When one of the lovers drips their blood into the bond, the other person drinks it and will forget all memories, experiences, and emotions related to the person who dripped the blood. Even if they learn of this person again from the outside world, they will find it difficult to feel feelings for them again.]

[Also known as the "emotional regret remedy," it was once used by the god of marriage to prevent double suicides or to salvage tragic love stories of mismatched couples.]

Lin Linhou: (ー ー゛)……

"If this thing could be mass-produced, it would definitely sell like hotcakes."

"Then change the name to 'Simp Gospel Dan'."

This would probably reduce the number of things like "I still can't forget her" a lot.

[That won't work.]

[This elixir only works on couples who are truly in love. As for a "simp," it's usually unrequited love, right? Even if the other person is willing to shed a drop of blood, if they don't like the "simp," then the elixir is useless if the "simp" takes it.]

[And if two people truly love each other, how could there be such a thing as a "simp"? At least, there wouldn't be so many, right?]

[The original purpose of this elixir was to save those who had unexpectedly lost their spouses or whose love could not be fulfilled.]

[Unrequited love is not included.]

Lin Linhou: (?w?) I see.

It seems even the God of Marriage doesn't save those who are overly devoted to their partners.

Even a remedy for regret won't work on a simp...

However, judging from Han Shaoyun's final tone and his attitude on his deathbed, the other party's wife is probably also in grave danger.

Even if nothing goes wrong, and there's a chance to meet again in the future, how to persuade the other person to take this Forgetfulness Pill is still a problem.

Although Lin Linhou had no experience in dating, he knew with a grain of salt that the other party's wife would rather remember this pain for the rest of her life than take this pill.

[Of course, that's why the production of this elixir is extremely limited. How could people who truly love each other choose to forget one another to escape pain?]

Even if we can't be together, I'd rather etch this pain into my very soul.

[Furthermore, the effects of this elixir are immediately apparent upon contact, serving as another safeguard against misuse by the God of Marriage. Moreover, it doesn't take effect instantly; it requires the user's tacit consent.]

[Therefore, it is said that after the God of Marriage concocted this elixir, it was hardly ever used, whether by immortals or mortals.]

Lin Linhou: ┐(′-｀)┌ So this regret pill is just a useless decoration.

Forget it, just leave it. If there's a chance in the future, I'll just give this pill to the other party's wife.

As for advice?

It's obvious that he's not very good at using words.

One person just died, didn't they? No matter how much you try to persuade them, they're determined to die.

But don't let the moment you open your mouth, the other person's wife also commit suicide on the spot.

"Ugh, what a hassle. Romantic relationships are definitely the most troublesome thing in the world. Luckily, I don't have any trouble with that for now."

[……]←_←

……

"Captain! Lin Hou, is the matter resolved? Want to practice shooting?"

Hongying waved her spear as she greeted everyone.

"Oh, right, Linhou, there's something else. My sister and I probably didn't hear you clearly, so we need to ask you about it."

Lin Linhou: ?_? Huh?

Lin Linhou returned to the agency for training and happened to run into Hongying, who was practicing shooting, and Wen Qimo, who was also practicing shooting.

Wen Qimo walked over and put his right arm around Lin Linhou's neck. Although he was smiling, Lin Linhou always felt that the other party's expression was a little unfriendly.

"Sister Qi Mo, um, what's up? Also, please turn off the safety on your pistol, it's easy for it to go off accidentally."

Lin Linhou reminded her that the arm and hand around her neck were holding a gun that hadn't been put on safety.

You can't just accidentally shoot yourself, can you?

"Oh, it's alright, it's alright, it won't burn."

"I just want to ask, sister, am I really that heavy? Do I need to lose weight? Do I look like a little pig when I sleep? Don't those two lumps of fat on my chest feel uncomfortable when I sleep? Sorry, I drank too much the day before yesterday, I didn't hear you clearly."

Lin Linhou: ('?') Huh?

Lin Linhou was taken aback, her lips twitched, and she thought to herself, "Didn't you fall into a deep sleep the day before yesterday, sister?"

How did you find out about all the complaints you made during the reposting process?

Oh dear, sister, please calm down, I was wrong.

"Okay, okay, Sister Qimo, stop teasing him."

"But Linhou, you should also stop judging girls' figures so easily, especially fat girls."

"Xiao Nan is probably still angry with you."

Hongying put away her spear and walked over. As for why they knew so much about Lin Linhou's ramblings, they were quite clear about it.

"You don't think that when we're drunk, we'll be like ordinary people, easily manipulated and carried around by you, right? How can we ensure safety and deal with emergencies then?"

Hongying shrugged and said that no matter when, as long as one is not completely unconscious, a portion of one's mental energy will always be reserved, even while sleeping, to observe and respond to the environment independently. This is basic common sense for a night watchman.

They also said that Lin Linhou was the only one in the team who always slept without warning and often fainted.

Lin Linhou: (′???`) Uh…

"Sister Hongying, I've brought you the drinks you wanted... Hmm?... Hmph~ I'm ignoring you."

╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮

Si Xiaonan came down the stairs with two bottles of juice in her hands.

However, when Lin Linhou greeted her, Si Xiaonan snorted and turned her head away.

He roughly knew why the other person was angry.

"Hey Xiao Nan, I didn't mean any harm with any of my complaints the night before last. It was just that my mental state was a bit fluctuating and excited at the time, so I spoke without thinking. I'm really sorry."

Si Xiaonan: Hmph~ ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

"Yes, yes, you've spoken a lot of truths without thinking. I'm a cute little potato from the South who's short and lacks height. If I don't work hard, it'll be difficult for my child to get a full cup of breast milk in the future. I reckon Brother Leng Xuan's salary will be spent on formula by then..."

"You said that logically, men should all prefer a fuller figure, since it's a genetic preference etched in their genes. You even said that maybe we were picky eaters and didn't develop properly when we were young..."

"Hmph~ Hmph~ ┏(｀ー′)┛, and there's more..."

At this moment, Leng Xuan had just come down the stairs, and then silently retreated back down.

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Lin Linhou: ……(?i _ i?)……

"I'll treat you to a Manchu Han Imperial Feast for dinner tonight."

"Hmph~?_?"

I'll make you a dessert feast tomorrow.

"Humph~"

"Before you set off again for the training camp, we'll make you a year's worth of sealed, special potato chips, as well as other snacks."

"Okay, I forgive you."

Si Xiaonan: (′- へ -、) It's because I felt your sincerity, definitely not because of the snacks.

Lin Linyi:ˉ\_(ツ)_/ˉ……