Godslayer: A random filename extension?

Since he was going to lay his cards on the table, Lin Linhou naturally intended to reveal as much as possible, including some things that could be said besides certain life-saving abilities.

Furthermore, based on what I've learned over the past two days, Lin Linhou and Lin Qiye are at least not the kind of evil and unscrupulous villainous protagonists.

"System, can you make Lin Qiye see your pop-up window?"

[Of course you can, or rather, pop-ups are designed to block out everything except you.]

Then Lin Qiye saw several windows around Lin Linhou that looked like 3D projections.

Furthermore, to make it even more impressive, Lin Linhou opened all the windows he could.

In addition to the system chat panel, there are also warehouse panels, task panels, skill panels, and personal information panels.

Wow~ It's just like a game.

Lin Qiye couldn't help but walk closer to take a look, and his belief in the matter grew even stronger.

Lin Linhou naturally indicated that he could look at it at will.

[But please don't try to touch me, and just look at the other projections; I'm not displaying any information.]

The chat window, after saying a couple of words, flew onto Lin Linhou's head. After all, the other windows were just phantoms, while this one had a tangible, physical presence.

Lin Qiye nodded, and then he paid special attention to the two tasks on the task panel. One of them, which was already completed, was to make friends with the chosen one.

The second one shows the ongoing process of persuading the story's protagonist, Lin Qiye, to willingly join the Night Watch.

But I've already expressed my willingness to join, haven't I?

"Is the key point that it's done willingly?"

Lin Qiye quickly grasped the core of what Lin Linhou could think of.

Then, out of curiosity, I looked at the other panels.

"Holy crap? Brother Lin, you know pretty fancy stuff."

Lin Qiye was shocked by the opponent's densely packed skill bar. What kind of stats panel is this?! An all-around worker with exceptional talents?

And just like when you extracted the new Lao Gan Ma godhood ability before, bro, did you mix some weird stuff into your skill bar?

"And this remaining lifespan... Hmm? Pay-to-win? What?"

How do I recharge my account? I burn paper money to tip Yama (the King of Hell) so he can bribe him to extend my lifespan.

Then, the items in the other party's warehouse were so varied that it was impossible to see them all.

"But are there any other ways to prove it? For example, a magical item that doesn't belong to this world, preferably something special that you can tell at a glance is unlikely to be from this world."

Lin Qiye was actually more driven by curiosity now, wanting to see what other novelties this older brother had in front of him.

"Something with a special effect..."

Lin Linhou considered what he had. Artifacts were ruled out first, as the other world probably had many of them. Flash cards and amulets were the same. The smartphone was good, but who knew if this world also had magical artifacts that could take human form?

Oh! Right, I still have a cheap trash bag.

Isn't this just the right thing to use right now?

Without saying a word, Lin Linhou took the remaining garbage bag from the system's inventory.

"This is... a bag of trash?"

After all, Lin Qiye had just inadvertently seen the other party's name as "a bag of trash of little value".

What kind of magical gadget is this?

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, actually it's like this..."

Lin Linhou told Lin Qiye about the effects of the garbage bag and how he had previously extracted a pile of identities and wealth from it.

Lin Qiye: ...

"It's like a random package full of luck, and it might even directly give the user a piece of unofficial history to supplement their knowledge?"

Such an outrageous and absurd thing is really not something that could exist in this world.

Lin Qiye was even angrier.

Then Lin Linhou looked very serious and said to the system window next to him, "Get ready, I'm going to open it."

Take a few more deep breaths?

"Why are you being so cautious? It's just opening a random reward blind box. Even if you get something useless, it's not a big deal, right?"

After all, the other party just said that the things in this bag would at most be of some use to ordinary people.

"Oh, I forgot to mention, there's a chance you'll find a bomb, or even a nuclear bomb, in this garbage bag... or even one that's about to explode."

Lin Linhou carefully pulled the rope while explaining to Lin Qiye.

Lin Qiye: ...

Lin Qiye: ?_?? !

What deadly garbage bags?!

"If it really doesn't work out... let's not go for now, or let's find a safe place, like the Gobi Desert or the vast ocean."

Lin Qiye said that he suddenly wasn't so curious anymore.

"It's okay. Although there's a probability, it's actually extremely low. What kind of bad luck do we have to get a core... Wait, what the hell is going on?!"

Just as Lin Linhou pulled the rope at the last moment, the garbage bag, which was originally the size of a human head, suddenly began to expand, taking up half the size of the room in a second.

It disappeared again in the next instant.

"Uh, bro, what's going on? Where did the trash bag suddenly go?"

"I don't know, it wasn't like this last time."

Lin Linhou looked bewildered, then looked up at the system chat window.

[Yeah, you won! Congratulations, Lin Hou, you've successfully won the nuclear bomb gift pack.]

[Because the system determined that this thing didn't require a legitimate physical reward, it was directly generated from the garbage bag, with all the rewards stored inside. Luckily, I was quick enough to collect it from the system's inventory for you.]

Lin Linhou: ...

Holy crap, what kind of luck is this?

Lin Qiye: ...

Holy crap, bro, didn't you say the chances were slim?

"So... our house was almost razed to the ground by a nuclear bomb just now?"

Lin Qiye's lips twitched. This was like sitting at home and walking through the gates of hell.

[No, please note, I said we received a nuclear bomb gift package, not an impending nuclear explosion.]

Lin Linhou: (′???`)?

What do you mean?

"A gift package, miss, you mean a bunch of nuclear bombs?!"

Lin Qiye was the first to react.

[How can nuclear weapons be measured in piles? They should be measured in individual units.]

[The package contains 5 high-yield Tsar Bomba nuclear bombs, 20 conventional-yield nuclear bombs, and 100 low-yield tactical nuclear bombs. In addition to the Tsar Bomba, it also includes 20 intercontinental ballistic missiles with a range of 2 kilometers and 100 short-to-medium-range ballistic missiles with a range of 4 kilometers.]

[Furthermore, the missile itself possesses high intelligence, with autonomous flight aiming, adjustment, and trajectory change capabilities, enabling it to achieve precise strikes with an error range within 10 centimeters without satellite guidance.]

Then the system opened another window and showed them the nuclear warheads and missiles that were now displayed in the system space.

Lin Linhou: ...

Lin Qiye: ...

That's fantastic! We have achieved initial global nuclear strike capability.

But what's with this emphasis on a precision error of within ten centimeters? Does it mean they'll blow your head off with a nuclear missile from halfway around the world?

I've already got a nuclear bomb, why would I care about your ten-centimeter error?

Lin Qiye now almost completely believes that Lin Linhou comes from another world.

At least in their world, there don't seem to be any nuclear bombs that can fly that far, since generally speaking, there's no need for them.

[Should we retrieve a smaller nuclear warhead?]

"No, no, no! No need, no need!"

Lin Linhou hurriedly stopped him, who knew if observing the nuclear warhead up close would expose him to radiation?

"Yes, yes, no need... I already believe it, and I will join the Night's Watch."

Since the other party wasn't lying, it seems the Night's Watch still has to go in.

It wasn't about saving the world; it was just that there were more reasons to protect my aunt's house than just money.

[Task complete: Random reward has been issued.]

At that moment, a notification came from the task window next to them, drawing their attention.

Then, Lin Linhou first put two jade pendants around his neck, then placed some incense burners, and brought some Buddhist amulets, Bagua mirrors, crosses, jade Guanyin, Pixiu, bracelets, red string bracelets, zodiac stickers, marriage fortune sticks, red scarves...

Lin Qiye: ???

"Brother, what's going on here now...?"

You didn't make such a big show of it when there was a possibility of nuclear weapons being launched. So, is this random reward something that could cause the world to be destroyed immediately if you don't do it right?

[Heh, he's just obsessed with becoming a dragon knight.]

"So, the rewards might include a dragon-like mount or some kind of mythical beast? An Eastern dragon or a Western winged dragon?"

At this moment, Lin Qiye also heard Lin Linhou start muttering that he wanted a dragon egg or something.

[No, he didn't want that kind of mount. He always fantasized about being able to summon a dragon girl in human form as a mount... oops... as a girlfriend.]

[Haha, your life motto is that you must never be a virgin again before you die.]

Lin Qiye: ...? ? ?

ˉ\_(ツ)_/ˉI...don't understand.

Things seemed to suddenly exceed his comprehension.

Lin Qiye watched as Lin Linhou, finally fully armed and with a determined look in her eyes, clicked on the button to receive the item.

Something feels a bit off, oh right.

"With your qualifications, how could you not find a partner?"

He's handsome, rich, sunny, cheerful, physically fit, and highly capable. He's skilled in a wide variety of tricks, and his skill panel is so extensive that it seems like there's nothing he doesn't know.

Although Lin Qiye hadn't discussed it, he wasn't stupid. Even a fool would think that his older brother wouldn't gamble on a lottery over this issue.

[Hmph, you're asking me? Who am I supposed to ask? Who knows what's going on in his head? He's going to take the long way around and make trouble for himself.]

Lin Qiye: ...

Never mind, I don't understand, but I respect it.