Godslayer: A random filename extension?

[Lin Hou.]

"What's wrong?"

At this moment, Lin Linhou had just left the house and gotten into his car, preparing to head to a large furniture department store, and also to check what the remaining rewards were.

That dog just now seemed unusual.

"Huh? You mean that one in Lin Qiye's house just now?"

What's so special about it? Aside from being a bit more docile and having slightly darker, shinier fur, there doesn't seem to be anything unusual about it.

[I'm not sure either, but it seems, well, how should I put it? It has a Martial Soul True Form, I guess.]

"What's this?"

Lin Linhou was completely bewildered. What did this mean?

[Just before you fed it the roast chicken, it was emitting a law-based power at an energy level slightly higher than your current state, creating some kind of anomaly around it, though you couldn't see it.]

I'll show it to you.

The system opened another window in front of Lin Linhou, showing the system's perspective when the man and the dog were staring at each other.

Above the greyhound's head, the room and corridor seemed to vanish and coalesce into a phantom figure the size of a towering Titan, or perhaps more like a ferocious giant wolf.

"What Martial Soul True Body? This is way more impressive than Martial Soul True Body. It's probably something like divine sense, bloodline illusion, or something like that."

Just like a monster with thin bloodline, if it were to suddenly encounter a true dragon, even if the other party was only the size of a child, in the eyes of the monster, it would appear as if a dragon head the size of a building had appeared behind the other party, looking down at its tiny form.

Lin Linhou guessed that the puppy might have possessed some kind of high-level bloodline.

"No wonder the fur is so smooth and shiny."

Moreover, considering that it was Lin Qiye's dog, Lin Linhou felt it was normal, after all, the other party was the protagonist.

So what is it now?

The main character's storyline might include something like, "My pet greyhound is actually an ancient demon wolf."

Lin Linhou shook his head. This had nothing to do with him. He needed to hurry up and buy some renovation tools to fix the walls.

Stopping thinking about the dog, Lin Linhou continued to check the remaining rewards in the system space.

[A teleport that can only be used once in a lifetime: Within a five-kilometer radius, the user can instantly appear anywhere they wish.]

[Note: The location of the teleporter cannot overlap with other objects, and there must be enough space for the teleporter to appear. Each life can only be used once.]

The reward is presented in the form of a card. Anyone can hold it in their hand, think of the location they want to teleport to, and bend or otherwise change its shape to activate it.

The card disappears after use.

"Consumable items can be used by other people, which is not bad."

Lin Linhou continued to examine the next prize.

[A lucky charm that will bring you a little bit of good luck: A purple jade pendant with a touch of blessing power will make the wearer more cheerful and may occasionally bring a bit of good fortune at special moments, fulfilling or satisfying their small wishes.]

[Note: The effect is weakened by the wearer's strength; perhaps giving it as a gift to friends and family would be a good choice. Also, the jade pendant is not very durable, so please handle it with care. However, it can be engraved; as long as it is not damaged by more than 50%, the blessings within will still be effective.]

Lin Linhou took it out of the system. This amulet was about the size of a thumb, about two centimeters wide, five centimeters long, and less than half a centimeter thick, a purple jade pendant that was almost translucent. Only a small hole at the top held a piece of the accompanying silk. The color was very pure and delicate, but there were fine pink crystal threads inside that formed some kind of interwoven pattern, which could refract some rainbow light under the light.

Therefore, the jade plaque as a whole, when viewed from a distance, closely resembles the appearance of luminous amethyst.

Lin Linhou didn't know much about jade, but he figured that these two jade pendants wouldn't fetch much money.

[That's not necessarily true. If it's in good condition, it could fetch a lot of money.]

"If we ever need money, we'll sell it."

He didn't have any low-status relatives or friends to give gifts to, as for Lin Qiye.

Just kidding, the protagonist needs this bit of good luck, which is only useful when one's strength is low?

[A bag of low-value trash: A black trash bag with an unknown contents. What's inside is all a matter of luck, but nothing of high value—just things that ordinary people in the user's world would find useful.]

[Note: If a time bomb or an impending atomic bomb is unearthed, immediately store it in your system space to ensure safety. Also, please be careful not to tie the sealing rope into a knot that cannot be tightened.]

Lin Linhou: ? ? ? ?

[? ? ? ? ]

What the heck? You can find an atomic bomb about to explode in a garbage bag?

Having read the previous parts, Lin Linhou already knew that these trash bags were actually lottery boxes containing random everyday items from ordinary people.

Indeed, compared to rewards that include both superpowers and divine artifacts, the things that ordinary people get can certainly be called trash.

But how could there be such an absurd thing as an atomic bomb about to explode inside?

So you're doing a lucky draw, huh? You can even get the world-ending TNT.

"System, keep an eye on things for me. If I find anything outrageous, immediately put it into the system space."

[Okay, leave it to me.]

No matter how outrageous the rewards are, they should still be offered.

Suddenly, a black garbage bag the size of a head appeared in Lin Linhou's hand. Fortunately, he was in the back of the bus and there were no other passengers around.

The garbage bag seemed quite sturdy; it could only be opened by untying the rope at the top, which was just a matter of pulling with both hands.

Of course, even with such a foolproof method, there are still some people who might accidentally turn it into a knot.

Lin Linhou carefully pulled the rope like a bomb disposal expert, then quickly opened the seal! The system's scan instantly took over.

[Phew, looks like it's not some C4 or atomic bomb about to explode.]

Lin Linhou looked inside and saw that the once bulging garbage bag had now deflated, leaving only a few cards and some miscellaneous items.

For example, some of them look like keys.

Wow, a billion in assets.

"Wow, a pure gold statue."

Wow, a luxury car worth tens of millions.

Wow, a private jet.

"Wow, military bodyguards."

Wow, a villa with an ocean view.

"Wow, a private island."

"Wow, a super phone."

"Wow... what the hell are these things?"

Lin Linhou read through the cards one by one, and suddenly felt like he was being incredibly stupid. What kind of ridiculous advertising cards had he just given out?

Or, to put it another way, the judgment cards in certain Monopoly games.

"This really is a garbage bag."

Lin Linhou was speechless and prepared to take a look at the other small items.

[emmm……]

"Hmm, a black bank card, a car key, and what's this? It looks a bit like a hotel access card."

Then Lin Linhou took out a completely transparent smartphone.

The reason he could tell that the object that looked like an ordinary glass plate was a mobile phone was because it turned on the moment Lin Linhou touched it.

(Fingerprint information has been recorded, pupil information has been recorded, genetic information has been recorded... User: Lin Linhou, confirm power-on.)

(Analysis in progress, AI programming in progress... Programming failed... External program intrusion detected... Defense failed.)

(...Program loaded successfully...Power on!)

(Please select the form: human/machine)

Lin Linhou held his phone and fell silent, a potentially outrageous and unbelievable thought suddenly popping into his mind.

[Yes, Linhou, you can be more confident. Those aren't advertising game cards; they're just bonus menu items.]

Since the reward cannot fit in this trash bag, it will appear in the bag as a reward card menu item.

As for the physical items, some are already in the system's warehouse, while others are "on their way."

Lin Linhou: ('?') Huh? Holy crap? Seriously?

Moreover, what does "on its way" mean?

[You'll find out soon enough, but your life-size pure gold statue is already in the system inventory. Lin Hou, would you like to take it out and have a look?]

Lin Linhou: ...

"No need, it's not appropriate on the bus. You should wait for me to calm down a bit."

And what happened to the promise that it was something only ordinary people could use?

What on earth is this high-tech smartphone?

You're telling me this is something ordinary people with certain user backgrounds can use? Where the hell does this futuristic technology come from?

"What the heck is this 'human/machine' option?"

Lin Linhou called out the name several times, but there was no response.

[Don't order anymore, I haven't decided what I want it to look like yet.]

Lin Linhou: (′?_?`)?

"What do you mean?"

[As you just saw, I've overwritten the system text, literally.]

With me here, why would you need any other artificial intelligence?

Lin Linhou thought about it and agreed; where could artificial intelligence be more powerful than a system?

No, you still haven't said what you mean by "what form it takes."

[Lin Hou, have you seen Magic Phone?]

Lin Linhou: ...

?_? Huh? ? ? Ah? No way?

[Well, to be on the safe side, this is pretty much a silly story, except it doesn't have the outrageous ability to travel through time, and it doesn't make you fly or do anything.]

But all other functions are still available. Since the system has already overridden the other system, she naturally has to customize her character's appearance first when it comes to these options.

[This image, generated by the phone's default system, is definitely not usable directly. It's not discreet at all; if someone bumps into you on the street, they'll think you're a pervert.]

Lin Linhou: ?( ?? ? ? ?)??

"Now that you mention it, I'm really curious. What did this phone look like in its initial form?"

[Um... well, that's it...]

The system displayed an avatar.

A dynamic model of a white-haired, red-eyed, fox-eared creature with fine tattoos on its brow, temples, and cheeks, a slightly chubby face, and two clearly visible small tiger teeth when it opened its mouth, appeared before Lin Linhou.

"No problem, the model is perfect. At most, people will think it's a cute girl cosplaying, right?"

[This isn't over yet, wait until I zoom out.]

Then, the full-body model of the character appeared, and Lin Linhou roughly understood where the problem lay. The system even thoughtfully provided an indicator.

The character model was only 1.49 meters tall. Although she was as short as a small potato, she had a very good figure. But that wasn't important. What was important was that she was wearing a rather revealing succubus bodysuit, with several perfectly placed alluring tattoos all over her body. Ten fluffy and huge tails swayed back and forth behind her, and there were intricate...grass patterns on her lower abdomen that could even glow? And her private parts were clearly not wearing any underwear, but rather almost...completely exposed?

Lin Linhou: (?o?o?)! ...Well, a fox spirit loli in erotic cosplay, that's definitely not something you can wear on the street.

[So, wait until I've finished building another model before we talk. One more thing, we've arrived at our destination.]

The system reclaimed the device along with the phone from its system space. She said she needed to study and think about it more, and would call her again if needed.

By the way, I'd like to remind Lin Linhou that we've arrived at the furniture store.

Lin Linhou didn't think about anything else. Although there was still one garbage bag left to open, it was more important to hurry up and buy some things to repair the wall.