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Just as Lin Linhou and Hongyan were enjoying the meal.

A series of loud and continuous explosions suddenly came from the kitchen.

However, before the shockwave could spread to a wider area, it was blocked and eliminated by various means.

After listening for a while, Lin Linhou and Hongyan finally understood what was going on.

It seems that a purple-haired girl misused the gas and accidentally caused the gas cylinder to explode, which then caused other gas cylinders to explode as well.

It's not that there aren't safer and more efficient energy sources than gas cylinders in the kitchen area of ​​a villa, but not all "chefs" are good at using the latest technology.

Even with unlimited food supplies in the villa, Hongyan ate so much food in one day that Fifth Star Bell couldn't possibly cook it all by herself.

So she gathered all the girls who had been loitering around the villa.

Those who already know how to cook can do it directly, and those who don't know how to cook can learn.

The kitchen area has also been expanded, resembling a cooking competition, with hundreds or even thousands of people cooking, or forming small groups to cook together.

"Ahem~ I originally thought that was a joke. So, with your talent, you really can't participate in cooking?"

Another girl, who was in a team with the person who started the explosion, coughed up a few puffs of black smoke and asked helplessly.

"I'm sorry, the gas won't light..."

"So you went and slashed at the gas cylinder door with a lightning-streaked blade? What were you thinking!?"

She had just thought the other person was trying to use the lightning on the knife to start a fire, but the next second she slashed at the gas cylinder with the knife.

"I wanted to cut off the valve, remove it, and connect it directly to the stove so I could light a fire... I never expected this thing to be just like the fire slime barrel."

Another purple-haired girl: You (′ー`)……

Lin Linhou, who saw this scene from afar, also kept twitching his eyelids.

What did he see?

Mei and Rai are sitting in the kitchen together?

The cook is trying to teach another cook who doesn't know how to cook how to cook.

Lei wanted to modify a gas cylinder, and then proceeded to operate it with electricity without any thought?

Fortunately, it exploded, otherwise Lin Linhou thought that the other party might serve up a "Time of Judgment" later.

"Hmm? Master, are you referring to this when the judgment is made?"

Hongyan was taken aback upon hearing this, and with a wave of her hand, she pulled out a jar of food that looked like Buddha Jumps Over the Wall from the food pillar.

But at this moment, the color of the dish seemed a bit off, and when the lid was lifted, ominous purple smoke came out.

"Hongyan said that this dish is very unique. It tastes like a desolate place and can even take her back to ancient times for a second or two."

Lin Linhou: ?_? ……There really is.

Moreover, judging from Hongyan's description, it's probably not some ancient dream; you've clearly been poisoned, silly girl.

Lin Linhou's eyelids twitched as he looked at the "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall" that Hongyan had brought to him.

Is someone who can poison a woman with the body of the Ancestral Dragon and a cultivation level of Quasi-Saint really that weak?

This is not Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.

This dish should be called "Instant Enlightenment, Rebirth in the Pure Land".

Or it would be more appropriate to simply call it "Buddha Returns to the West".

How exactly did Lei Ying transform a bunch of ordinary ingredients into food capable of poisoning a quasi-saint?

High-end poisons often only require cooking with ordinary ingredients.

o_O?

But the more outrageous something is, the more likely it is to arouse people's curiosity.

Lin Linhou really wanted to taste what this so-called "taste of desolation" was all about.

So he picked up the spoon and scooped up a large spoonful and ate it.

"Hmm? Strange, why is there no smell..."

(＿＿)ノ～

(づ′▽`)づ～?

poof...

(|3[▓▓]

~(*+﹏+*)~

Beauty: ?_?! ?

Master, what's wrong? Master, wake up!

Before Lin Lin could finish speaking, he collapsed to the ground, unconscious.

The woman quickly shook him and pinched his philtrum.

Or should I try inducing vomiting now? Is it too late?

Lin Linyi: (￣￢￣).?oO

The commotion naturally caught the attention of Fifth Star Bell, who was teaching someone how to cook in the kitchen.

She quickly put down the spatula and flashed over to ask what had happened.

"I don't know either. The master just ate a bite of food, and the next second he lay straight on the ground, and I couldn't wake him up no matter what I did."

Fifth Star Bell stepped forward to check the situation, but since even Hong Yan couldn't find anything wrong, she naturally couldn't either. She could only confirm that Lin Linhou was still alive, but he was completely unconscious.

"Sister Mengqing, what's wrong with Master?"

Since we can't figure it out, let's call for outside help.

[...]

Tsk~ Curiosity killed the cat, Lin Hou, have you forgotten that?

[No need to worry, it's just a normal coma. He'll wake up naturally in about half an hour.]

However, Mengqing's attention shifted to the "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall" soup.

Of course, she wasn't curious about the taste; she just realized that this thing, if used properly, could be quite useful.

Something that can instantly stun a target without causing death, and without any other strong negative effects, is comparable to the high-grade elixirs made from advanced pill formulas.

The key point is that this was made with some ordinary ingredients in no time.

Even someone with such high dual resistance like Lin Linhou couldn't withstand the effects.

Mengqing glanced out the window at the kitchen area.

[Starry Bell, you... seem to have used your abilities to conjure up a bunch of people with strange personalities.]

Although the Fifth Star Bell's summoned creatures, namely these various girls, are all limited to a level not exceeding that of the original Star Bell.

However, among them, there seem to be some who are not so limited by strength, possessing conceptual abilities or character designs.

Take this old woman who can't cook, for example; her cooking is so delicious it could poison even a god.

Fifth Star Bell: ('?') Huh? Really?

She didn't know. She just summoned whichever one looked pretty and cute. As for any outrageous concept-level settings the other party might have, Fifth Star Bell really didn't pay any special attention to it.

[Well, never mind, your power was already pretty outrageous anyway.]

The outrageous power summons outrageous targets, which ironically makes the situation seem quite reasonable.

Of course, the summoning of the fifth star bell also brings many new relationships to the home that need to be addressed and adapted to.

For example, there's a "mother and daughter" pair in the kitchen area right now.

"Mother, is this the right size for the meat?"

The woman, whom the girl called "mother," helplessly rubbed her forehead; she seemed to be doing this pose quite often lately.

"Hiss... Miss Xiao, I have said many times, please do not call me mother. Or you can call me Lady Medusa according to the timeline of your arrival here, or you can call me Cai Lin, your real mother's name."

Medusa thought to herself that she really couldn't handle this kind of interpersonal relationship that was out of time and space; it was more tiring than being an empress.

As summoned beings, they were fully aware of their identities the moment they arrived.

And the fact that he was merely a copy of some memory, shaped and molded in this world, rather than a transmigrator or something similar.

But she came from the Queen's timeline, and Medusa felt extremely uncomfortable facing this daughter who had suddenly appeared out of nowhere and was possibly older than her.

And even though they weren't his own children, the feeling of blood connection was real and undeniable. The other party's bloodline level even seemed to be higher and purer than his own.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's really hard for me to change how I address you in such a short time."

Compared to Medusa's troubles, this Miss Xiao only felt novelty.

It's amazing to suddenly come to this completely different world. Before this, I could only stay at home in the Endless Fire Domain every day and was not allowed to go out. Even if I occasionally sneaked out, no matter where I went, my father would secretly watch over me.

Now, it's as if I'm traveling to another world as a soul clone.

Speaking of this world, it's very similar to the stories Dad usually tells: computers, mobile phones, televisions, online games, and all kinds of junk food.

Compared to the past life of being urged to cultivate every day in the Endless Fire Domain, this is a far cry from my previous life.

This place is absolutely amazing! It's heaven!

(?＞?＜?）！

The key point is that you can even encounter your mother from past versions, oh, and your mothers from other time periods.

Although they are not close relatives in my timeline and do not recognize me, they are still acquaintances, so I am not a stranger in a foreign land.

“Oh, that’s not right.”

(′- へ -、)emmm……

"So, if these replicas of women end up with the male owner of this place, wouldn't that, in a sense, be considered cuckolding Dad?"

(?o?o?) I think this is a question worth exploring.

After all, she knew that all the replicas here were actually created by the female owner, Fifth Star Bell, using her abilities for the male owner of this place—a "hyper-realistic large-scale comic convention," or rather, a "cross-dimensional large-scale multi-dimensional harem."

Since they are essentially clones of the Fifth Star Bell, they share almost identical feelings for Lin Linhou.

This was the only part of her seemingly heavenly life that made her a little uncomfortable.

It's not that this special feeling is uncomfortable, but rather that you like someone, but the other person ignores you completely, treating you like a "passerby" or "background character," just another part of his relationship with his real wife.

What's with this inexplicable, vague feeling of being a disfavored concubine in the cold palace?

Queen Medusa: ...?_?...

As Xiao Xiao stir-fried the meat in the pan, she muttered to herself in deep thought, while Queen Medusa, listening nearby, was speechless with disbelief.

“Miss Xiao, when you are thinking about what's on your mind, please don't say it out loud. That's probably not a good habit.”

However, in terms of knowledge and life experience, she, still in her queenly days, may not be as good as the girl in front of her. But in terms of comprehension, as the queen of a clan, she is far superior to the girl in front of her who is not her biological daughter.

These days, she has learned a lot and broadened her horizons.

"In all the myriad realms, countless possibilities exist; every single situation exists and is actually happening in every world..."

"We were copied here for some reason. It's part of the plot of this world, and it has no causal relationship with the original world that was copied from us."

"It's just a new story character who happens to have the same appearance, similar memories, and similar personality as myself in the original world and timeline."

Therefore, Queen Medusa stated that everything that happened here does not count as your father in the original timeline being cuckolded.

"Because between these two worlds, there are two completely different stories. Your mother from your original world, as well as those concubines, are still in love with your father. You yourself are still being kept in confinement by your father in the home of the world you're talking about."

However, after scooping out the stir-fried meat, Xiao Xiao blinked blankly at Queen Medusa.

Clearly, she probably didn't quite understand what that meant.

Queen Medusa sighed helplessly, thinking to herself, "How come this daughter from another world only inherited my appearance, but it seems she didn't inherit my intelligence?"

"To give a more direct example, go online and search for the books my daughter and I have written. There are tons of scenes in them where your father is cheated on."

"Those absurd worlds also exist in some corner of the myriad realms. Can you say that they also cheated on your original father in the timeline?"

"So normally, the worlds do not interfere with each other, and the situation here is the same."

Xiao Xiao nodded; she understood when given such an example.

"Just like that cultivator who was arrested by his father before, who secretly wrote erotic novels about you, Mother, and sold them in large quantities in the Endless Fire Domain black market, this doesn't fall under the category of being cuckolded, right?"

She said that she once sneaked out of the house and heard that a storybook sold on the black market was very popular, so she bought it and read it...

Holy crap!? "Reigning supreme in the Endless Fire Domain, reveling with the Fire Domain Grandmother every night"?

"I had only read two pages when my father, who was hiding in the shadows, snatched it away. After that, the black market was shut down, and even the author was arrested by my father."

Queen Medusa: ? ? ? ?

Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

Huh? What the heck? How daring must that cultivator be to write her erotic novels and sell them in large quantities privately?

Although she could understand that any famous and beautiful character would often be subject to fantasies in private or appear in unofficial texts through unofficial channels.

This is absolutely unavoidable.

But based on what she'd learned about her daughter over the past few days, she realized that her original self from the other world had become the grandmother of the most powerful force in the Great Thousand Worlds.

As a result, someone actually dared to sell her pornographic novels on a large scale, practically right "at her doorstep," within the sphere of influence of the Endless Fire Domain? And even recommended them to her daughter?

Is there really such a reckless person in the world? In a sense, the other party is quite a character.

This person really can't tell whether money or their life is more important.

"Yeah, I also think that woman was incredibly brave, and I heard that she ended up in a really terrible situation."

Of course, writing erotic stories is not a serious crime, and people are afraid of becoming famous, just as pigs are afraid of getting fat. This kind of thing cannot be stopped at all, and the Yan Emperor of that world also understood this principle.

But you may write, and even sell, but you've managed to sell it right to your own doorstep, and even to your own pure and innocent daughter.

That would be an absolutely heinous crime...

"But now I completely understand Mother... um, Cai... never mind, I'll still call you Sister Medusa."

"I completely understand what you mean, Sister Medusa."

After all, this title alone doesn't fully represent what her original mother would call herself, and it wouldn't feel out of place.

It's said that among the Outer Gods of this world, there's also Medusa, who turns anyone she sets her sights on to stone.