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Chapter 162 You know nothing about the power of technology.

As Lin Linhou's absolutely reliable supporter, Si Mengqing would certainly not allow the wedding to be ruined.

She originally intended to secretly use some means to destroy the tool that opened the divine bridge.

But on second thought, it doesn't seem necessary.

After all, the Egyptian gods would never gamble everything by sending the entire army of the nine Ennead gods—the king and chief god, and even the minor gods under their command—to descend upon the Xia Kingdom.

At most, they would send a few lesser gods, along with some mortal gods and even divine servants, to test the waters.

At most, one or two main gods would be sent to oversee the situation in case of an accident, or to resist the gods of the Great Xia Dynasty and cover the retreat of others.

[Once you arrive, I will destroy this divine bridge artifact.]

ヾ(????)?~

There's an old saying in the Great Xia Dynasty: "Invite the enemy into the urn, and you'll catch a turtle in it; close the door and beat the dog."

The Egyptian gods probably never imagined that Lin Linhou's wedding would be a huge trap for them.

The key point is that they are the kind of uninvited, unwelcome guests.

[When friends come, we offer them fine wine.]

[The jackals are coming...and there's a nuclear bomb.]

If the other side thinks that she wouldn't dare drop a nuclear bomb within the Great Xia territory, they are sorely mistaken.

Perhaps this is true in other places, where there may be many concerns about its use, and various preparations need to be made in order to avoid affecting the public.

But what about Cangnan City today?

Hehe, then let's give these ignorant Egyptian gods a lesson on what it means to be a technologically advanced nation and how science and technology can revitalize a country.

Si Mengqing no longer cared about the Ancient God Church's petty tricks and returned to Cangnan to continue arranging the wedding banquet venue.

……

Time quickly passed and a day came to an end.

When the guests arrived at the so-called "wedding venue," they were filled with awe.

Because this is different from the wedding ceremony that everyone has in mind.

Upon entering, one is greeted by a magnificent stairway to heaven that seems to reach straight into the clouds. Through the heavenly gate, each guest can either slowly ascend the golden steps or fly up.

The main venue is located directly in the cloud, and it is not just a simple gathering place, but a magnificent golden palace that can be seen in the distance, surrounded by pavilions and towers, with jade palaces and towers of varying heights.

Cranes and colorful birds frolic among auspicious clouds, while tigers, leopards, deer, and unicorns dart about amidst the deep celestial vegetation.

As far as the eye can see, the scenery is unlike anything on earth, revealing an atmosphere of extravagance.

"Where...where am I?"

When Lin Qiye arrived, everyone was dumbfounded. Are you sure this is Cangnan?

Even high above Cangnan wouldn't be right, would it?

This is also a question in the minds of many people.

"Brother, where have you brought us? Is this still in China?"

However, no one would answer Lin Qiye, since Lin Linhou's clone had already been dispelled, and he and Fifth Star Bell were currently trying on and adjusting their wedding attire somewhere.

"Hey! Seven Nights! Over here!"

Lin Qiye and the others turned their heads and saw a familiar figure waving at them from a distance.

"Sister Hongying, Sister Qimo, it's been a long time!"

Lin Qiye naturally stepped forward to greet the other party.

"It has indeed been a long time. The lady next to you... must be your sister-in-law! Her name is Galan, right? Galan is so beautiful. Qiye, you are so lucky."

"Let me introduce myself. I'm Hongying, Lin Qiye's older sister. If Qiye bullies you, just tell me, and I'll beat him up for you."

"You, hello, Hongying, sister."

"Seven Nights, he did not deceive me, nor did he file a complaint."

Hongying greeted Jialan warmly. Jialan also tried her best to respond in her not-so-fluent new Chinese.

Wen Qimo stood aside, exchanging simple words and introducing himself to the others.

Lin Qiye: ...

Sister Hongying, when did you become the big sister? Although in a sense it doesn't seem to matter much, it's just that you call Jialan "little sister"...emmm.

“Well, Sister Hongying, Jialan is at least two thousand years old, at least a great-great-great-grandmother level person.”

Lin Qiye felt it was necessary to remind them about the age difference and how they addressed each other.

Garan: ( ′?︵?` )……

Hongying: ?_?……

Everyone:...

"Seven Nights, no offense, but do you always have to emphasize the age of every other person you meet?"

"Huh? Is there something wrong with this?"

Hongying was speechless and facepalmed, thinking to herself, "Qiye, you wouldn't have used some underhanded means to abduct Galan, would you?"

Otherwise, with your sharp tongue, how could you possibly have a partner?

"Of course not. Should I greet Sister Garan as my great-grandmother?"

"Seven Nights, remember this: girls who are not related to you and whose age is uncertain, call those who are taller than you 'older sister' and those who are shorter than you 'younger sister'."

"It's related. The eldest brother's woman, regardless of age or appearance, has to be called 'elder sister' or 'sister-in-law,' and the younger brother's woman, regardless of age or appearance, has to be called 'younger sister.'"

"For direct relatives, needless to say, we can call them whatever we want."

"In short, never emphasize age when addressing a lady, you know?"

"Unless the person looks very old, you can only call her 'Auntie' or 'Grandma' if she has white hair and a face full of wrinkles."

Hongying felt it was necessary to teach Lin Qiye a lesson, saying, "Has no one ever taught you these things?"

Lin Qiye: ⊙_⊙……

No, we didn't. We never learned about it in school.

After all, books only teach how to address relatives, or how to address them according to age and seniority.

As for strangers, he always calls those older than him "auntie" and those much older "grandma"...

Hongying:ˉ\_(ツ)_/ˉ

Well, this kid is hopeless.

In other words, Cangnan is no longer there, and Lin Qiye used to be the type to go it alone.

Otherwise, she wouldn't know how many people Lin Qiye offended with his mouth, especially girls...

"So, I should actually call the queen ant 'Grandma Queen Ant'?"

Cao Yuan looked at the queen ant beside him, after all, she was an ant that was at least several hundred years old.

Queen Ant: ...

"Hey... Old Cao, you old Fahai, you'd better shut up already. Your comprehension skills are pretty lacking."

Baili Pangpang sighed and patted Cao Yuan on the shoulder. "You always say that I have this wisdom and that insight, but is it possible that you don't have much insight in your mind, so you see everyone else as very insightful?"

"Yes, Master did say that. It seems you are just as wise as Master, Fatty."

Upon hearing this, Baili Pangpang also raised his hand to his forehead, inwardly rolling his eyes wildly.

Afterwards, more and more acquaintances gathered around Lin Qiye and his group.

For example, the Masked Squad, the Phoenix Squad, the Instructor Squad, etc...

After all, although the place seemed very large and seemed to stretch out in the distance, none of the guests had gone very far.

Moreover, even if everyone has never met, they all know each other to some extent, so there are naturally no obstacles to communication.

"Senior Master, Commander Ye, I didn't expect you two to actually come."

Lin Qiye and the others bowed to the two.

After all, in a sense, the two of them were among the highest-ranking people present.

"Hey, no need for formalities. I'm just an ordinary old man who's here to freeload today. It's a joyous occasion, so let's not stand on ceremony."

"However, Lao Ye and I have figured out some details about the scenery here, which we can share with you."

"Please be aware of the clouds floating on the jade bricks beneath your feet."

Upon hearing this, everyone looked down at the floating clouds beneath their feet.

"This looks like clouds, but it is not water. In fact, it is a white nano robot that is mixed with spiritual energy and looks a bit like a technological product."

"When it is in standby mode, it takes on a shape similar to floating clouds in a fairyland, but at the same time, it can transform into any shape you imagine based on the spiritual power you project."

"like this."

The Master raised his hand forward, and everyone looked at him. They saw that the floating clouds on the ground all around began to surge rapidly toward the center, and soon gathered and solidified into a simple white chair.

It's as if a white jade chair has sprung up out of thin air from the ground; it's truly magical.

"Moreover, the color and surface material can be changed at will to a certain extent, like this."

Under everyone's gaze, the white jade chair in the Master's hands seemed to have transformed into silver, gold, and golden nanmu wood.

At least that's how it looks and feels.

"It feels like game modeling."

An Qingyu's eyes flickered, and he also raised his hand to gather the surrounding clouds. Almost instantly, a scalpel appeared. He cut his mental energy, and the scalpel turned into white clouds and dissipated.

“You’re right. In my opinion, this entire wedding venue is most likely made of this special substance, under the simulation control of some kind of supercomputer.”

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