Quick Transmigration: After Fake Death, All the Protagonists I Flirted With Went Crazy

Before they knew it, the day arrived for the Celestial Clan to host a banquet for the Six Realms.

Gu Zhen was excited from the start, pulling Gu Yao up and chattering away.

His mouth sputtered like a machine gun, each word coming out quickly and densely.

The topics of conversation flowed seamlessly together.

We talked about everything from the south to the north.

Gu Yao was dozing off, his head bobbing up and down like a chick pecking at rice, while he was also being tormented by his older sister's noise.

I feel that life as a fox is hopeless.

This body was forcibly raised by the family, and it's time for it to be integrated.

In other words, Gu Yao really needs to rest right now.

I need to get to know my new body again.

Because no Su (in public) had appeared for hundreds of years, Gu Zhen was particularly excited and gathered a lot of gossip.

During this time, whenever she caught Gu Yao, she would start rambling on about the strange and wonderful things she had heard from the outside world, and the gossip about various ethnic groups.

It seems he had been preparing these topics for a long time, just waiting to share them with Gu Yao.

The story goes that "the demon king took a concubine," but upon arriving at the bridal chamber, he discovered she was a demon hunter and immediately lost his erection.

"The King of Hell in the Ghost Realm was confessed to by a flower fairy,"

Oh, that flower fairy in human form is actually a male.

Which celestial positions have changed, and which famous figures have fought with whom?

From major events like replacing the Ghost King to minor matters concerning the inner quarters, all sorts of strange and unusual things are included.

Gu Yao had no idea where his second sister's powerful intelligence network came from.

He lived like an intelligence broker.

Gu Zhen would be perfect for a job gathering information.

With such a vast amount of information, anyone who sees it would have to call him "the all-knowing scholar of the six realms".

Gu Yao had barely managed to get her second cousin away from her mother when she was relieved to have escaped her second cousin's incessant nagging.

Meanwhile, his elderly father eagerly pulled out his treasured self-defense artifact.

A whole string of them, as if they wanted to put them all on Gu Yao.

Gu Yao was slightly speechless. Seeing that the Fox King was about to put the dazzling robe on himself, he quickly stopped him.

He grabbed his father's hand and said helplessly, "Father, if you put on another layer, you won't be able to wear that brocade robe."

The Fox King glanced at Gu Yao, sighed with slight regret, and put away his robe.

Before Gu Yao could even catch his breath, the Fox King pulled out a pair of magnificent brocade boots and enthusiastically introduced them to his beloved son.

"Yao'er, these are cloud brocade boots. Don't let their plain appearance fool you; the inside is woven from cloud flowers, making them soft and comfortable. With the addition of an acceleration array, you can easily travel ten thousand miles a day while wearing them."

His tone was dramatic and highly persuasive.

It makes you want to pull out your pocket and spend a fortune the next second.

This scene gave Gu Yao a strong sense of déjà vu.

Gu Yao was a little puzzled. After thinking for a moment about what his father's appearance resembled, a sudden inspiration flashed in his mind.

This is just like those modern shopping mall salespeople who exaggerate the quality of their products, regardless of their actual capabilities, but their sales pitch is always impressive.

Oh, my father looks so anxious, he must still be a sales promoter.

That silver tongue is truly remarkable.

The Fox King continued his passionate speech. Gu Yao, hearing the familiar sales pitch, paused for a moment, looked at the Wind and Thunder Boots on his feet, and sighed softly.

Has my dad forgotten that he just put a pair of shoes on me?

He slightly lifted his foot, pointed to his feet, and said helplessly, "Father, I already have the Wind and Thunder Boots."

The Fox King paused for a moment, then suddenly laughed and waved his hand dismissively, "I prepared too much and forgot. Of course, the Wind and Thunder Boots are better. Since Yao'er doesn't need them, let's put them away."

A maidservant waiting nearby carried over the tray and put away the brocade boots.

The Fox King looked Gu Yao up and down, but found nothing missing. Still seemingly uneasy, he asked leisurely, "Does Yao need anything else?"

Gu Yao looked at the person in the mirror, who was dressed up so beautifully. The pile of magical artifacts and treasures on the clothes revealed only two words - rich!

It's fortunate that she has a good-looking face, otherwise she would look like a walking peacock.

Although I still spend quite a bit now.

But if you keep piling them up, it'll turn into a Christmas tree.

Gu Yao felt a chill run down his spine at the thought of it, shook his head firmly, and said resolutely, "No more!"

That was incredibly powerful and impactful.

Gu Zhen, who was continuing to gossip with the Fox Queen, was startled.

The Fox King, carrying a jade ribbon he had just found, looked regretful upon hearing Gu Yao's refusal.

Reluctantly, she looked at Gu Yao again and found that there was really no place on his body to pile anything up. She sighed slightly and put away the jade ribbon in her hand.

Gu Yao was on high alert the moment his father pulled out something new, staring at his father warily, afraid that he would put something strange on him again.

Everything is good stuff, but piling it up like this is just too much!

He breathed a huge sigh of relief the moment he saw the Fox King put the things away.

Thank goodness, at least it didn't turn into a Christmas tree.

Watching her husband and son interact, the Fox Queen felt somewhat helpless. She smiled, her eyes filled with tenderness as she looked at the two of them.

"Alright, stop fussing with the child. It's almost time to go."

Hearing his wife's words, the Fox King looked embarrassed and coughed lightly twice. "Then let's go."

Gu Yao walked at the back, letting out a huge sigh of relief. Finally, they had skipped this part.

But that jeweled crown on her head is still a bit too heavy.

Gu Yao adjusted the crown on his head, a sense of melancholy arising for no apparent reason.

It's a sweet burden, really.

Stepping out of the hall, the sunlight was a bit dazzling. Gu Yao raised his hand to shield his eyes from the sun, then looked up at the distance with a deep gaze.

That's the direction of the Heavenly Palace.

Qingyan, are you ready?

Gu Zhen looked at Gu Yao, who was still standing at the door, with some doubt, but still turned around, grabbed Gu Yao's hand, tilted her head, and smiled brightly, "Brother Yao, let's go."

Gu Yao snapped out of his daze, looked at Gu Zhen's smiling face in the sunlight, and was stunned. All the malice that had just arisen in his heart was suppressed, and he returned the smile, "Okay, let's go."

*

"A customer from Suzhou has arrived!"

A voice announced at the door that everyone at the table, whether moving or still, turned to look at Gu Yao and his group, their eyes full of curiosity.

After all, the Su Fox Clan is a great clan that has survived from ancient times to the present day, and no one knows why it has chosen to live in seclusion for the past thousand years.

Although they did not completely disappear over the course of a thousand years, there were no Su people to be seen on the surface.

Moreover, some of the highest-ranking members of the Suhu clan have come today.

Some of the more senior members recognized the Fox King, the Queen, and Gu Zhen, but Gu Yao was born after Su withdrew from the world, so none of those present recognized him.

Some shrewd people figure it out after a little thought.

The boyish figure they had never seen before was acting intimately with the Fox King and Queen; he was probably their child.

Today's celebratory banquet is not particularly grand, and with King Su Hu and Queen Su Hu present, there was no need for them to attend in person.

But then the two of them arrived.

Those two must be the ones protecting their own, here to support their precious son.

They're afraid their child will be bullied.

It's common knowledge that Su is protective of his own people. Anyone with a modicum of sense who understands the situation knows that Gu Yao is not someone to mess with.

The Antarctic Immortal, who had always been on good terms with You Su, was the first to smile and stepped forward to greet him, saying, "It has been a long time since I've seen Brother Gu."

The Fox King returned the greeting with a smile, saying, "I brought Yao'er out to see the world this time."

The fact that Gu Yao's identity was not mentioned at all can be considered a form of indirect protection.

After all, being the only heir of the Su family is no easy task, and the burden is extremely heavy. He didn't want to put pressure on his child.

He raised his eyes and scanned the many pairs of eyes that were scrutinizing him and his group, the meaning of which was obvious.

He's here today to support his son.

The Old Man of the South Pole smiled and gestured for them to sit down. The Fox King smiled as well and led his entourage to their seats.

Gu Yao remained obedient and silent throughout.

The more you say, the more mistakes you make; you don't know many of the people at this banquet.

On the contrary, Gu Zhen looked excited. After sitting down, she moved her seat closer to Gu Yao and began to introduce the people present to Gu Yao one by one.

The detail of the information left Gu Yao in awe.

I am deeply impressed by the many hidden talents among ordinary people.

They knew everything about a person, from their appearance and character to their family background, marriage, spouse, and even their private affairs.

They practically dug up the family tree of someone's ancestors for eighteen generations.

Gu Yao looked at Gu Zhen in surprise and said quietly, "Second sister, have you been secretly running away from home for the past thousand years?"

Gu Zhen's expression changed upon hearing this. She quickly covered Gu Yao's mouth and whispered, "Shh, it's good that Yao-di knows, but don't tell the Imperial Uncle and Aunt. If they tell my father, he'll beat me to death."

Gu Yao blinked and nodded, his eyes revealing innocence.

Looking at the Fox King who was slightly tilting his head in front of him, and then at Gu Zhen who had asked him to keep the secret, he sighed softly.

Should I tell my cousin that our father and mother already knew, but just turned a blind eye?

Gu Zhen glanced at the Fox King and Fox Queen, who were not making any moves, and breathed a sigh of relief before continuing to introduce the people on the field to Gu Yao.

Seeing Gu Zhen's enthusiastic expression, Gu Yao felt helpless.

Oh well, maybe fools are just lucky.

But why does he keep talking so much? Someone please save him!

Gu Yao gazes at the sky, his face filled with utter despair. (Image)