Reborn in 1981, starting by smashing my iron rice bowl.
Chapter 111 Go eat shit!
The entire bucket of manure, along with the small half-bucket of compost inside, was dumped on Wang Dahai.
Wang Dahai felt a sudden darkness before his eyes, and a stench assaulted his nostrils. He hurriedly tried to lift the bucket of excrement covering his head, but someone held him firmly from the outside, and he couldn't break free for a moment.
Wang Dahai panicked and immediately shouted, "Quickly release... Ugh!"
However, as soon as the guy opened his mouth, the compost flowed into it, making him gag repeatedly.
Meanwhile, the people outside weren't idle either; several wooden sticks struck Wang Dahai's legs heavily, quickly knocking him to the ground.
Wang Dahai was in excruciating pain, but dared not cry for help, fearing that he would swallow a few more mouthfuls of compost. He could only roll around on the ground in agony.
Fortunately, the accident came suddenly and ended quickly. Wang Dahai hadn't rolled around a few times when the surroundings quieted down and no more sticks fell on him.
Only then could Wang Dahai barely lift the manure bucket off his head and sit on the ground to breathe in fresh air, though he was already in a sorry state.
The guy was covered in compost from head to toe. The sticky, smelly compost slowly dripped down his hair, making him look like a giant pile of manure.
However, Wang Dahai couldn't care less about that now. He looked around warily, trying to figure out who had attacked him. But there was no one around, not even the two villagers who were shoveling manure into the manure bucket.
Although Wang Dahai knew very well who did it, he also knew that unless he was caught red-handed, no one would admit to attacking him. He could only grit his teeth and swallow this great humiliation!
"Damn it, Liu Weidong, I'll never forgive you!" Wang Dahai cursed as he walked home, leaving a trail of foul-smelling footprints.
This guy's pathetic appearance attracted the villagers' pointing fingers and whispering all the way, making him lose face and become the laughing stock of the whole village.
To make matters worse, many children followed Wang Dahai, loudly mocking him: "Come and see, everyone! Wang Dahai stole some poop and fell into the cesspool!"
Wang Dahai strongly suspected that someone had taught these brats to say that, but he had no evidence. He didn't have time to deal with it now, so he ran home as fast as he could, not even bothering to boil water, and washed the dirt off his body with cold water.
At the same time, Liu Weidong returned home and found his sister's bedroom door closed, knowing she must be taking a shower, so he waited outside.
Hearing the pattering sound of water coming from inside the door, Liu Weidong couldn't help but recall the time when the stove had just been installed and he had inadvertently seen Wang Shujuan just after taking a bath. His mind immediately started racing.
Liu Weidong then knocked lightly on the door twice, and Wang Shujuan's alert voice immediately came from inside: "Who is it?"
"Sister, it's me!" Liu Weidong replied with a smile, and asked, "Would you like me to come in and scrub your back?"
Wang Shujuan blushed instantly and quickly said loudly, "No need!"
Liu Weidong said cheerfully, "Sister, we're all family, so don't be so polite with me!"
"Really, it's not necessary. You...you absolutely mustn't come in!" Wang Shujuan loudly refused Liu Weidong's "kindness," nervously covering herself with a towel, afraid that he would really come in.
In reality, Liu Weidong certainly wouldn't barge in; he was just teasing Wang Shujuan. He quickly smiled and said, "Alright, take your time washing, don't rush!"
Wang Shujuan was relieved. After a while, she finally opened the door and came out, immediately asking Liu Weidong nervously, "What did Wang Dahai say? Will this implicate you?"
Seeing that this kind-hearted girl thought of him first, Liu Weidong was also very moved. He quickly asked her to sit down in the chair and took a dry towel to help her dry her wet hair.
"Remember to dry your hair next time, otherwise the cold wind will give you a headache." Liu Weidong carefully dried Wang Shujuan's hair while muttering with a frown, "Do they even have hair dryers these days? I'll have to go to the Friendship Store to check!"
Wang Shujuan didn't know what a hair dryer was, nor had she ever been to the Friendship Store, but one thing she was very clear about was that Liu Weidong really cared about her.
This made Wang Shujuan feel a sweet warmth in her heart, but she was still more worried about Liu Weidong, so she asked again, "What about my work today?"
Liu Weidong smiled and comforted his sister, "Don't worry, I've already convinced Wang Dahai to find you a new job."
Wang Shujuan trusted Liu Weidong completely and didn't ask him how he had persuaded her. She simply nodded and said, "That's good. I don't want to drag you down and make you a thorn in the side of the whole village!"
Liu Weidong said, "Don't worry, sister. As long as I'm willing to spend money, everyone will be too busy flattering me! I'm more worried about you. Wang Deli and the others will make things difficult for you in the future. Why don't we stop going to work? I'll have Jianjun and the others finish your work, and no one will be able to find fault with you."
Seeing that Wang Shujuan still wanted to object, Liu Weidong quickly interjected, "Wang Deli will definitely not let this go. I'm really worried about you still having to work. How can you concentrate on anything else?"
Wang Shujuan was somewhat persuaded, but still frowned slightly and said, "But... I'm so young, I can't just stay at home and do nothing!"
"How is that being a freeloader? It's only right that I support you, especially since you've taken such good care of me!" Liu Weidong said with a smile. "If you really feel bored, I'll help you find something to do in a month or two. Make use of our family's plot of land, and I guarantee you'll make a lot of money!"
Although she couldn't understand how someone could make a fortune from a plot of land where even weeds could hardly grow, Wang Shujuan nodded gently, trusting Liu Weidong completely, and said, "Okay, then I'll listen to you!"
"Haha, that's great!" Finally, the problem that had been troubling him for so long was solved. Overjoyed, Liu Weidong cheered and hugged Wang Shujuan, giving her a big kiss.
Although it was just a kiss on the cheek, Wang Shujuan's pretty face turned red at a visible speed, and she fled back to her room as if escaping.
Liu Weidong smiled broadly, finding the girl increasingly adorable and filled with anticipation for the future.
As the saying goes, some are happy while others are sad. Just as Liu Weidong's family was filled with a warm and peaceful atmosphere, Wang Dafu was rushing to his uncle to complain.
The guy knocked on the door for a while before Wang Deli hurriedly came out and opened it, saying impatiently while fastening his belt, "Oh, it's Dahai. What do you need?"
As Wang Dahai walked inside, he said with a mournful face, "Uncle, that brat surnamed Liu is so awful, he..."
"Wait a minute!" Wang Deli stopped Wang Dahai, sniffed a few times, and stared at him suspiciously: "Why do you smell so bad, kid? It's like you've eaten shit!"
"Ugh..." Wang Dahai was already feeling nauseous, and when he heard Wang Deli mention this word that was etched in his memory, he immediately vomited at the door.
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