Quick Transmigration: I Actually Became a System Bug

Because of the high cost of transporting supplies, ingredients are generally not plentiful on the border, not to mention seasonings. Even if the canteen chef wanted to make delicious food, it would be difficult. Moreover, the other party's cooking skills are really just so-so that people would rather drink different flavored nutritional drinks than eat the freshly made hot food in the canteen.

In order to end this world where only Shi Shaoyu was injured, Ji Han quickly announced the news of the food shortage. After the news was spread, although most people did not come, there were still a few friends who were very familiar with Shi Shaoyu who shamelessly came and refused to leave.

In the end, it was Shi Shaoyu who kept these guys company by giving them nutritional fluids for several days before the farce finally ended. As for Ji Han, he was a patient and naturally enjoyed the highest level of welfare treatment.

In the days that followed, besides recuperating, Ji Han had only one thing left to do: apply to become Shi Shaoyu's personal doctor. After all, the border area was too big, and a kilometer between the two of them was no big deal here. If both of them were to return to their original positions, could Shi Shaoyu, a major general, faint on the way to the front line?

In order to persuade the base leadership, Ji Han and Shi Shaoyu once again performed the feat of suddenly collapsing from a great distance without warning in front of the few top leaders of the legion. In the end, in order to keep the two of them, the base leadership had no choice but to nod and agree to his application.

However, it is publicly stated that Shi Shaoyu's mental power is prone to outbursts at any time, so a doctor needs to be on his side. Of course, if the base has special needs and conditions permit, Ji Han will also step in to help.

Dangers at the border always come without warning. On the thirtieth day after Ji Han and Shi Shaoyu arrived at the border, the Zerg launched a fierce attack on the border line. On that day, Shi Shaoyu and Ji Han happened to be on duty at the border.

The two quickly entered the mech. Shi Shaoyu opened the command channel and commanded while fighting the Zerg, while Ji Han used his mental power to report the situation he observed to Shi Shaoyu. As for imitating the Zerg, his previous injuries had not fully healed, and he could not do such a delicate and mentally exhausting task at the moment.

The melee didn't last long. The Zerg were only launching a probing attack. They would do this every now and then. If they managed to repel the Zerg, that would be fine. But if the Zerg broke through their defenses, their main army would keep pouring in through the breach.

However, the most important thing in this chaotic battle was not the victory or defeat of the war, but: the giant lobster! The enormous giant lobster!

Last time on the desolate planet HX388, the Zerg attack was at night, and the scene was quite chaotic. The Zerg that Ji Han imitated really looked ugly. He didn't really notice any similarities between those Zerg and the Zerg from the primitive Earth.

This attack happened in broad daylight, and it just so happened that the attackers were all the same type of insectoid creature. Ji Han could see at a glance that countless giant lobsters were rushing towards them.

So, the battle ended, and the soldiers who should have been retiring were now, with a heavy heart, cleaning up the corpses of the Zerg.

Instead of having them move the corpses to a distant place, Shi Shaoyu found an open space near the border. He took out a large pot from his spatial storage and various seasonings, then skillfully disassembled the Zerg corpses one by one. He cleverly peeled away the previously impenetrable outer shells, leaving only the tender white shrimp meat.

After cleaning the shrimp veins and washing the shrimp meat, Shi Shaoyu heated oil in a wok. With a sizzling sound, various seasonings and shrimp meat were thrown into the wok one after another, and a burst of aroma quickly spread from the center of the large wok to the surrounding area.

Those soldiers who had initially kept their distance from Shi Shaoyu because they thought he was cruel were unconsciously lured back by the aroma. They stood not far from the large pot, watching the shrimp meat turn from white to red, swallowing their saliva with longing while also being somewhat afraid to eat it.

Shi Shaoyu didn't care whether these people wanted to eat or not. After stir-frying the shrimp, he ladled out two bowls. He handed one bowl to Ji Han and kept the other for himself. Ji Han smiled and took the bowl. He and Shi Shaoyu sat down at the folding table, munching on the spicy shrimp and drinking their own concoction.

Seeing how much Ji Han and Shi Shaoyu were enjoying their meal, and with the aroma wafting into their nostrils, some of the bolder ones, or those simply too hungry, grabbed something, scooped up some empty shrimp meat, and, with eyes closed and mouths open, tossed the shrimp meat in, taking a hasty bite first.

"Hmm! Hmm? Hmm???"

How could it be so delicious! They had wasted the first few decades of their lives! They never imagined that the flesh of these insectoids would taste so good. How many delicacies had they missed in the past!

It's a shame that when they were starving on the battlefield, they had to sip their nutrient solution sparingly. If they had known that the Zerg were edible, they probably would have devoured them to death when they were desperate!

After the first batch of soldiers had "tested the poison," the rest of the soldiers couldn't resist any longer and swarmed forward, quickly devouring the remaining shrimp meat in the pot.

Fortunately, no one was watching when Shi Shaoyu was preparing and stir-frying the shrimp. Even if they didn't know how to do it at first, they could learn after asking. The remaining soldiers who hadn't had enough or hadn't eaten yet started to cook on their own. Then, with the large pot that Shi Shaoyu had set up and the seasonings next to it, they stir-fried pot after pot of shrimp.

The news that the third patrol team ate the Zerg corpses quickly spread throughout the base. At first, some people didn't believe it and came to verify the truth with the soldiers who had served that day. The soldiers immediately praised the delicious food as the best thing in the world. Of course, whether people believed it or not was up to them.

The team's upper management also heard the news. They called Shi Shaoyu and Ji Han to the conference room to inquire about the details and the authenticity of the matter. Shi Shaoyu then took out several bowls of still-warm spicy shrimp and handed them to everyone present.

Everyone looked at the shrimp meat in front of them, then looked up and exchanged glances. The group leader, who was sitting at the head of the table, was the first to act. He picked up the chopsticks next to him, took a bite of shrimp meat, and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

"Cough cough cough! Cough cough cough! Cough cough..."

The spicy flavor spread in his mouth. The legion commander took a big bite, and the spiciness went straight up his throat, making him cough incessantly. However, even so, he did not spit out the shrimp meat in his mouth, after all, his tongue had already tasted its deliciousness.