100 ways to trick a boy into going to sleep

Chapter 810 Begonia Spring

The transmigrated woman froze on the spot, but seeing the two of them in pain, she instinctively wanted to go forward and ask them what was wrong.

However, as soon as she approached, the two women, master and servant, retreated in terror, as if she were some kind of terrifying demon or monster!

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

The two words that slipped out caused the two men's expressions to change once again.

"Master, she smells terrible."

"I know." Li Yin held his breath; the smell really resembled steaming hot excrement.

"That place still smells like her."

"Let's take a detour." "Okay."

As soon as they finished speaking, the two of them turned around and ran back without saying a word.

As for the woman with the strange smell, she was left to the guards and servants who came running from behind...

......

When the transmigrated woman was locked in the woodshed, she was still arguing with the system in her sea of ​​consciousness.

"You are the most useless system in the world!"

She'd read so many time-travel novels, but which female protagonist could ever end up like her!

After being dragged out in the afternoon, the head maid knew that she was someone personally dealt with by the Crown Prince, so she assigned her the task of washing chamber pots without saying a word!

It's hilarious! She's lived for over twenty years and has always used a flush toilet; she's never even used a spittoon.

This old hag actually made such a beautiful young girl clean the chamber pot!

She's gone mad!

However, if she didn't use it, she would be whipped. After being tortured like this for an afternoon, she finally gritted her teeth, bought the skill of "Alluring Dancer" on credit from the system.

Since it was her first time purchasing a skill, she was still within the newbie protection period, so the system gave her a one-time entrance BGM and a dance outfit that could increase her charm points.

I thought that with her powerful cheat ability, she would be able to completely bewitch the prince as soon as she appeared, but I never expected that she would be defeated by her durian fragrance!

Ah ah ah ah ah!

She's really going crazy; she clearly said she wanted peaches.

This system is so useless!

Why is her life so miserable, to be stuck with such an artificially disabled person!

The system has no human emotions and cannot get angry, but if someone says it is useless, this would be considered a verbal attack in the context of machine language.

If the other party attacks you, the system has the right to retaliate.

As luck would have it, before taking this new host on a journey, it had also downloaded the language system of Earth, which happened to have an attack section.

then…...

"Is your head full of shit? No wonder you can't speak properly."

Transmigrated woman: ? ? ?

How dare it insult me!

How dare a lifeless program insult her!

This is insane!

"How dare you insult me! I'm going to file a complaint against you and have you sent back to the factory for a reset!"

"You arrogant bastard, you make me want to vomit." A mechanical voice, devoid of any emotion, rang out numbly, each word seemingly carrying endless sarcasm towards her.

"Aaaaaaah! Are you crazy?! What right do you have to insult me?!"

"Your words and actions are like those of a wild monkey, completely without order."

The time-traveling woman was so angry she pounded the ground!

No matter how hard she looked, she couldn't find the button to complain about this ridiculously stupid system!

With such a commotion inside, it was impossible for the gatekeeper outside not to hear it.

I secretly guessed that the person inside might be insane.

What bad luck, having to stay up all night with such a lunatic.

......

Meanwhile, Jin Huan, who had a good night's sleep, was being served by her maids to wash up and have her meal. Wen Yue went out early in the morning to collect dew, and when she returned, she came over with a mysterious look and told her mistress about the latest gossip in the manor.

"My lady, our house was haunted last night!"

Perhaps because the girl looked too serious, Jin Huan smiled slightly, put down her spoon, and became somewhat interested, listening attentively as Yue continued.

"I heard that last night a third-class maid in the manor was possessed by a spirit and is now locked up in the woodshed!"

"What kind of spirit or monster is it?"

"Toilet cleaner!"