100 ways to trick a boy into going to sleep

Chapter 434 Slowly, Slowly

"Hello everyone, I am Shen Jinhuan from Class F of Senior Three. I am honored to be invited by the principal to come here today to read my letter of self-criticism."

"Hahahahahaha!"

"666666!!!"

"Keep going!"

The crowd erupted in laughter, and the more mischievous students started jeering!

The principal, his face dark, was about to go up and grab the person when he heard Jin Huan read the second paragraph without changing his tone!

“I made a huge mistake. I shouldn’t have publicly invited Cheng Shiqiu and Qin Wan to date after the principal wronged me, in front of all the leaders. I think I was too high-profile and it doesn’t fit the behavior of a contemporary student.”

This move completely stunned everyone!

How did this self-criticism get approved?!

The teacher on duty looked at the draft in her hand and felt like crying!

The document that this little brat handed in and what she is reading from the podium now are not exactly the same, but they are completely unrelated!

Jin Huan isn't stupid. She knew that the copy she wrote herself wouldn't pass muster with the teacher. So, the copy that was submitted to the teacher on duty was written by Tang Qingyun!

Teacher Jin tugged at the principal's arm, trying to smooth things over for Jin Huan: "Ah, hahaha, well, this child is just a bit humorous. Principal, please don't be angry. Look, she already said she knows she was too high-profile and realizes she was wrong. Please don't be angry, please don't be angry. Let's see what she says next. This draft was reviewed by the teacher on duty, right? There shouldn't be any major problems, otherwise they wouldn't have let her go up and read it!"

"Hmph!" Although the principal's face was ugly, he was indeed persuaded by Teacher Jin. After all, anything too outrageous wouldn't pass the review. Let's see what kind of crap this monkey wrote!

All that could be heard was Jin Huan's soft yet remarkably powerful voice, which traveled through the microphone to all corners of the playground!

"Therefore, I have decided to keep a low profile from now on, to keep my relationships low-key, to study hard, and to strive for excellence every day. I hereby promise everyone that I will restrain my own behavior and the people around me, to try my best to keep things peaceful at home, and to ensure that the first and second wives live in harmony, so as not to let down the principal's punishment of me today!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Shen Jinhuan from Class F of Senior Three, right? Wow, Sister Huan, you're my goddess!"

"Incredible! That's incredible! Boss, you've got a whole harem of wives and concubines!"

The crowd below instantly erupted in a frenzy.

She raised her hand and pressed it down to signal everyone to be quiet, then continued reading! "Alright, my self-criticism ends here. Since it's not yet 1000 words, I've decided to copy the content again. Hello everyone, I'm Shen Jinhuan from Class F of Senior Three!"

"enough!"

The principal was furious, his beard bristling and eyes wide. He rushed forward and snatched the microphone from her hand: "Shen Jinhuan has shown utter disregard for school rules, openly causing trouble and provoking teachers on the podium! From today onwards, she will be punished!"

Jin Huan's eyes lit up: "Are you going to punish me by making me go home and reflect on my actions?"

This is so exciting!

The principal was indeed going to say that at first, but seeing how expectant and smug she looked, he decided not to give in to her wishes and make her feel comfortable!

Thinking that this child had been absent for most of the last semester, it seemed that he particularly disliked going to school, so... the words that were on the tip of his tongue turned into: "Shen Jinhuan is to clean the playground for a week, copy the school rules ten times, and hand them in to the political education office before Friday. There must be no different handwriting, otherwise he will have to copy them again. In addition, he must not be late this semester and cannot take more than one day off, unless he really breaks an arm or a leg!"

Jin Huan: ...Are you even human?!