Tomb raiding: It all started with shocking the archaeological team.

The comments in the live stream were going in the wrong direction.

Why are they even setting up a cooking pot right there in the live stream?

[The King of Shovels in Central China has followed you]

[The King of Shovels in Central China lights up his fans' light boards]

Chen Yibai glanced at the profile of the user with the ID 'Zhongyuan Shovel King'; it was a private account.

As for the feng shui question he raised on behalf of a friend, it doesn't matter whether it's a genuine fabrication or whether he's actually looking for his own family's ancestral grave.

Since I've already followed you and given you a light stick as a fan, I might as well just keep talking anyway.

Chen Yibai responded, "Brother Zhongyuan, please be more specific, and I'll analyze it for you."

[Just sit back and listen to the streamer brag!]

[I am the honorary vice president of the XX Feng Shui Society. Let me tell you just how outrageous this broadcaster's claims can be!]

[Let's grab a stool and watch the drama unfold...]

In just a short while, about a hundred people entered the live stream.

About three to five minutes later, Zhongyuan Shovel King posted a long comment in the comments section.

[Zhongyuan Shovel King: My friend's family ancestral graves were originally buried at the foot of a mountain shaped like a tortoise. When choosing the burial site, they specifically consulted a feng shui master to find a feng shui treasure spot called "Noble Tortoise Entering the Field Dragon," saying that choosing the site at the neck of the mountain would bless their descendants with many distinguished scholars and warriors. But why can't we find it now? Could it be that my friend remembered it wrong?]

[@ZhongyuanShovelKing, holy crap! Dude, you're going to be serious with all this detail?]

[@ZhongyuanShovelKing, is it possible your friend misremembered and chose the turtle's head instead of its neck? That way, their descendants will never go bald!]

[I am the honorary vice president of XX Feng Shui Association, and I can tell you, very professionally, that there is absolutely no such thing as a "noble tortoise entering a field dragon" feng shui treasure site!]

Archaeologist Wang Haichuan has entered the live stream.

Chen Yibai didn't pay much attention to other people's comments. Instead, he stared at the long comment by 'Central Plains Shovel King' and instantly understood the situation. He asked, "There is indeed such a feng shui formation as 'Noble Turtle Entering the Field Dragon'. You just said that the mountain is shaped like a turtle, with its head facing east and its back facing west. Is there a river running across the middle of the turtle's back, with the river meandering and flowing straight down the turtle's back to its neck?"

Chen Yibai rattled off a long string of words, like a Gatling gun blazing with blue flames, but most of them were just guesses, like a blind fortune teller on the street who relied entirely on finger calculations, making it sound very mysterious.

The key point is that Chen Yibai's tone was so confident, which further aroused the curiosity and fascination of the viewers in the live broadcast room.

[This streamer is so talkative! How do you even know which way Kameyama's head faces?]

[The streamer described it in such detail, could it be that they've actually been there?]

[The guy upstairs, if you don't need your brain, just donate it! He didn't even mention the mountain's name or exact location, only that it looked like a tortoise. And the streamer just happened to have been there—what a coincidence!]

[If the streamer gets everything right, I'll believe he really is a tomb raider and I'll send him money immediately!]

[I am the honorary president of the XX Feng Shui Association. If the host is right about everything, I will resign on the spot!]

Look at the lively atmosphere in this live stream.

The live stream effect will be immediate, right?

Before 'Central Plains Shovel King' responded, Chen Yibai was too lazy to argue with these onlookers.

Waiting for 'Central Plains Shovel King' to say something, let's see how he completely slaps them in the face!

[Central Plains Shovel King: No!]

Huh?

Chen Yibai looked at the comments section and raised an eyebrow in surprise. What was going on?

How did this happen?

[Haha, that's hilarious! His attempt to show off backfired, and he got slapped in the face!]

[I knew it! How could it be so far-fetched? We're just talking nonsense for fun, but to be so serious about it is definitely wrong of you.]

[That's it? A tomb raider who's an expert in feng shui?]

Unsurprisingly, the netizens in the comments section were in stitches.

But then 'Central Plains Shovel King' posted another comment:

[Zhongyuan Shovel King: Host, the orientation of Turtle Mountain you mentioned is correct, and there is indeed a river running across the middle of the turtle's back. However, the river doesn't flow along the turtle's back to its neck; it flows along the turtle's back to its tail!]

Sogasna!

That's right, it didn't overturn, it just drifted during a sharp turn.

Chen Yibai immediately said, "The river on the turtle's back doesn't lead to its neck, so this isn't the feng shui formation of 'Noble Turtle Entering the Field Dragon'! Water flows downwards, and the energy follows downwards, which is called 'Noble Turtle Entering the East Sea.' The turtle's neck is a dead spot where energy doesn't flow! It's impossible to choose a burial site here!"

After saying that, Chen Yibai added, "Even if there really is a tomb at this feng shui site, it should be at the very tip of the tortoise shell..."

[Central Plains Shovel King: Oh?]

[The "King of Shovels in Central China" leaves the live stream]

Damn it! I went through all this trouble to explain feng shui to you, and you just walked away without even offering a beer?

[The host's ability to adapt and correct mistakes on the spot is impressive!]

[Just listen to this for fun, guys. It's the same old trick as street fortune telling.]

[I want to hear the host continue spouting nonsense with a straight face. Guys, does anyone have any more material?]

That guy just left with an "Oh" and walked away so nonchalantly.

Even if it didn't actually crash, it's still considered a crash.

But it's not a big problem; there are still about a hundred people in the live stream.

As I just mentioned, it takes time for people to truly believe in Feng Shui; it's impossible for a single piece of knowledge to make them deeply convinced.

So Chen Yibai didn't take it to heart and continued with his work, making the Tomb Raider Talisman.

While we were talking nonsense, the tomb raiding talisman had already been soaked in the solidified white wax water.

After scraping off the white wax water adhering to the surface of the black dog's paw, the black dog's paw, which had been soaked in the white wax water, no longer had any bloodstains.

Then Chen Yibai took out a carving knife, carved a pattern on the black dog's paw, and filled the pattern with red cinnabar powder.

The final step is to thoroughly coat the black dog's paw with a paste made from glutinous rice...

"Hey everyone in the live stream, the 'Tomb Raider' talisman is ready! You don't need to do anything else after taking it home; it's ready to use right away. It's convenient, easy, and hassle-free. If you don't like how it looks, you can have it trimmed with a nice rim at a jewelry store..."

Chen Yibai showed the live stream viewers the details of the completed tomb-raiding talisman, and also used the sales pitches of other live-streaming e-commerce hosts:

"The Tomb Raider Talisman, personally crafted by the Tomb Raider Captain, is a big treat for you guys today, as a way to give back to our fans and society. It's not 20,000, not 10,000, and not 9999, but only 8999!"

"Since there are only five available, my friends, get your internet speed and hand speed ready! 3! 2! 1!"

"Connect now!"

Even a fool knows that this is not a real tomb-raiding talisman.

If the legendary tomb raiding talisman were really that easy to make, it would be everywhere by now.

The real tomb raiding talisman not only uses the pangolin's sharpest claws as the base material, but its production is also extremely complicated. It also needs to be buried 100 meters underground in the Dragon Tower to absorb the dragon vein's energy for 800 days...

However, Chen Yibai wasn't entirely 'deceiving'; the tomb-raiding talismans made in this way did indeed have the ability to ward off evil and ensure safety.

During the Three Kingdoms period, the teams of tomb raiders numbered in the thousands, and they all wore miniature versions of these tomb raiding talismans.

As for the viewers in the live stream, although they may be mindlessly watching the drama unfold, they are not truly fools.

So when Chen Yibai showed off the newly made tomb raiding talisman, he felt his intelligence was insulted.

What's even more astonishing is that they actually dared to sell it for 8999!

No wonder tomb raiders have switched to live streaming; selling a broken dog paw for 8,900 yuan is definitely more lucrative than tomb raiding!

[I'm going to report this first; there's a streamer openly robbing people here!]

[Host, are you sure this thing can really ward off evil spirits and bring good fortune?]

Chen Yibai: "Genuine products, truly honest and fair to all, young and old. Wear my tomb raiding talisman, and if you're brave enough, even a female ghost will take maternity leave!"

Is this a comedy streamer?

[I feel like this is a live stream by a mental patient!]

I believe people would eat roadside poop, but I don't believe anyone would buy this stuff!

Unsurprisingly, no one would spend 8,900 yuan to buy such a thing.

[The King of Shovels from Central China entered the live stream]

[Zhongyuan Shovel King is giving away a sports car]

[Zhongyuan Shovel King is giving away 2 DouLe No. 1 products]

[Zhongyuan Shovel King is giving away 5 Carnival cars]

This "Central Plains Shovel King" left without saying a word, then came back more than half an hour later and started showering gifts on the live stream without saying a word.

[Zhongyuan Shovel King purchases the next item from link number one]

After showering the live stream with gifts, another person purchased a "treasure talisman".

Chen Yibai was stunned as he watched the live stream chat explode with gift-giving effects. He wondered to himself, "Could it be that your friend's ancestral grave has actually been found?"

My own small live stream room, which had just started broadcasting and only had a hundred viewers, was able to create a 'big scene' that could only be seen in a live stream room with millions of fans.

Not to mention Chen Yibai, even the viewers in the live stream were stunned by the gifts, and they were extremely envious.

[@ZhongyuanShovelKing: Bro, you're confused!]

[@ZhongyuanShovelKing: Bro, have you found your friend's ancestral grave?]

[@ZhongyuanShovelKing: Dad, does your thigh need any more accessories? I'm really tight-lipped!]

[Zhongyuan Shovel King: Streamer, you're truly awesome! jpg!]

[The "King of Shovels in Central China" has left the live stream.]

Rich people are so stylish. They come back, shower everyone with gifts, then leave a comment and go on their way.

This gift was so perfectly timed, proving in a more practical way that Chen Yibai hadn't messed up earlier and that all the feng shui theories he explained were true!

This streamer really knows feng shui.

Just now, some onlookers joked that he believed people would eat roadside poop, but he didn't believe anyone would buy a tomb-raiding talisman!

And sure enough, one was sold right away!

[Holy crap! Could this be a shill hired by the streamer?]

[This looks like a script, doesn't it?]

[The wealthy and powerful will have their money returned in full, while the common people's money will be split 30/70?]

Then another voice of doubt emerged in the live stream.

In short, it's right that they don't want to believe Chen Yibai.

[Wang Haichuan, an archaeologist, purchased item from link #1]

Just as onlookers were furiously questioning whether the streamer was using a scripted role, someone else snapped up a picture of a "treasure talisman."

And this person's ID is... Archaeology King?