Tomb raiding: It all started with shocking the archaeological team.
Chapter 1 This mechanism is too ingenious, forcing the tomb raiders to change careers
Lingang City.
Inside a dilapidated rental room on the outskirts of the city.
"I've been reborn? This is the world a hundred years in the future?"
Chen Yibai stared wide-eyed in astonishment at the screen in front of him, which was called a 'computer'. On the screen, a long-legged bunny girl in a bikini was striking a pose and dancing the 'sunshake' dance.
The sight of her alluring, proud breasts made Chen Yibai's blood boil.
After the memories are quickly integrated.
Chen Yibai realized that this was a borderline online live stream, a favorite among the world's losers and otaku.
It was also the favorite of the body's previous owner!
"Holy crap!"
Chen Yibai subconsciously blurted out a phrase that belonged to the previous owner of this body, and jumped up from the chair in anger.
In his previous life, he was the number one tomb raider in the Republic of China, a genuine tomb raider, knowledgeable in yin and yang and the eight trigrams, possessing unparalleled tomb raiding skills. Even zombies would immediately kneel down and kowtow three times upon seeing him, and would willingly take out their jade anal plugs and offer them up with both hands.
Unexpectedly, he was reborn a hundred years later, into the body of an unemployed, loser otaku who was addicted to suggestive live streaming!
"What a tragedy! What a tragedy!"
Chen Yibai took deep drags on his cigarette, trying to calm himself down and think about what to do next.
Now that you've been reborn, you can't just go back to being dead, can you?
After a brief moment of calm, Chen Yibai combined the memories of the body's previous owner with a thorough understanding of this world a hundred years later.
This is a golden age where technology is advanced and money makes you emperor!
What does a prosperous era mean to a tomb raider?
As the saying goes, antiques are valued in prosperous times, while gold is valued in chaotic times.
A prosperous era means that antiques in underground tombs are more valuable; even a broken piece of blue and white porcelain can be auctioned off.
In Chen Yibai's previous world, Tang Sancai (a type of glazed pottery) was something even dogs wouldn't give a second glance to, but in this world, a single piece could easily fetch tens of millions.
What does tens of millions mean?
You can tip the female streamer, invite her out, treat her to sausages, and have her do the "sun-shaking" dance...
Nonsence!
This brain's memory is toxic; it's full of shit!
Tens of millions? That makes him incredibly wealthy. Forget about tipping female streamers!
So Chen Yibai felt he needed to stand up!
Based on his status as a descendant of the tomb raiders, and his mastery of Yin-Yang Feng Shui and the Eight Trigrams, let alone raiding an imperial tomb, he could easily become a billionaire by raiding any prince's tomb, embracing everyone around him and reaching the pinnacle of life...
So, it's good to be born in a prosperous era!
Bang bang bang!
Chen Yibai was envisioning the future when suddenly there was a knock on the door.
The previous owner of this body had no social interactions and had just paid the rent the day before yesterday. Who is knocking on the door?
Chen Yibai got up and went to open the door. He saw two young police officers standing at the door, a man and a woman, wearing patrol uniforms with batons, handcuffs, stun guns, and pepper spray tucked into their waistbands, resembling the Imperial Guards of ancient times.
What's the meaning of the police showing up at the door?
Upon seeing the two policemen standing at the door, Chen Yibai immediately frantically searched through his memories. It seemed that the previous owner of this body hadn't done anything illegal or disorderly, except for watching some pornographic films and having several gigabytes of torrents stored on his computer...
"Hello, we are patrol officers from the local police station, conducting a routine security check. Please show your ID card."
The male police officer looked at Chen Yibai's serious expression, glanced at the messy rental room, and finally focused his gaze on the trash can next to the computer desk, which was filled with toilet paper. His brows furrowed as well.
This must be what a complete loser living in the sewers of society looks like, right?
They're not just losers, they're social scoundrels!
The policewoman Qiu Jing next to her looked at the 'shaking the sun' live broadcast on the computer screen in the room with disgust and contempt on her face.
The reason for the aversion was that Chen Yibai looked like a hypocrite, was 1.8 meters tall, and even looked a bit like Peng Yuyan.
Such a handsome face, yet such a filthy mind; his morals must be utterly depraved. Who knows how many women's feelings and bodies he's taken advantage of...
"Officer, this is my ID card."
Chen Yibai took out his wallet from his pocket, took out his ID card from the wallet, and handed it to the male police officer.
Besides his ID card, there were a few coins in the wallet, which were all of Chen Yibai's current "assets".
The male police officer took the ID card, scanned it on the card reader, and found no criminal record or fugitive status.
However, the male police officer did not return Chen Yibai's ID card. Instead, he said with a serious expression, "Mr. Chen, we received a notification from the cyber police that they suspect you of watching pornographic videos and are suspected of the crime of disseminating pornographic information online. We need to take your computer away to collect evidence. Please come with us to cooperate with the investigation!"
"what!"
Chen Yibai's eyes widened in surprise, and he quickly explained innocently, "Officer, I was just watching it at home when I had nothing to do, I really didn't spread it!"
"Whether there has been any spread, our police need to investigate and verify. Please cooperate!"
Policewoman Qiu Jing looked at Chen Yibai seriously and said.
Judging from the policewoman's posture, it seemed that if he hesitated any longer, she might pull out her baton and give him a massage at any moment, so he had no choice but to cooperate.
This is absolutely infuriating.
Having just been reborn and done nothing, I was invited to the Six Doors for tea.
At the police station, Chen Yibai was locked in a small dark room for a whole day.
Then the investigation results came out.
Police found 2.5 GB of obscene video torrents on Chen Yibai's computer, along with tens of thousands of inappropriate browsing records over six months. They also discovered that he had forwarded 25 obscene videos in a lewd online group, thus confirming his crime of disseminating obscene information.
However, since there was no profit and no serious impact, it did not constitute a criminal offense. Therefore, a verbal warning and a 15-day administrative detention were imposed.
Hey!
I was reborn and did nothing, but I was detained for half a month!
That's incredibly vicious!
half a month later.
The main gate of the city detention center.
Chen Yibai, who had just been released, squatted by the roadside, smoking under the scorching 42-degree sun, his brows furrowed in thought.
Chen Yibai's original life plan after his rebirth was to use his tomb raiding skills to break through the myriad traps in ancient tombs, steal antiques and sell them for hundreds of millions of assets, and easily reach the pinnacle of life!
However, he was detained for half a month after being reborn, which taught Chen Yibai a harsh lesson.
Let Chen Yibai know that there is an even more powerful organization in this world, called the Public Security Bureau!
This public security bureau is absolutely terrifying. They can track you down by the internet while you're watching a movie online at home.
It's not just the cyber police; the administrative departments of public security organs are also ridiculously powerful. With the help of modern high-tech means and extremely professional criminal investigation knowledge, almost no criminal can hide from them.
Importantly, tomb raiding is a criminal activity that is severely cracked down on in today's society. Those who plunder ancient tombs and sell cultural relics will face a minimum sentence of more than ten years if caught, and those with serious offenses will be executed!
Therefore, Chen Yibai hesitated when faced with this powerful public security agency.
He did indeed possess tomb raiding skills, but those skills alone weren't enough. The mind of the body he was reborn into was filled with nothing but bikinis and long legs; he had absolutely no knowledge of crime counter-investigation.
Therefore, even if someone steals from a large tomb, they cannot escape the crackdown by the public security authorities.
"What the hell should we do?"
Chen Yibai lit another cigarette and looked at the detention center gate across the street. He didn't want to spend the rest of his life inside!
But apart from tomb raiding, which is a way to get rich quick, Chen Yibai knows nothing else!
Working on a construction site carrying bricks?
Definitely not!
Chen Yibai was still hoping to experience the extravagance and decadence of this world.
We didn't come into this world to be beasts of burden!
Besides tomb raiding, what's the fastest way to make money in this world?
They're definitely going to do a live stream!
Especially those live-streaming e-commerce hosts, as long as they stand on the edge of the law, abandon morality, put their conscience aside, and shout "For the benefit of my family, 321 connect," they can earn more money in one live stream than an ordinary person could earn in several lifetimes.
"Have it!"
Chen Yibai suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Who says that having tomb raiding skills means you can only do tomb raiding! These days, you have to learn to be flexible!"
Since tomb raiding is no longer an option, I'll switch careers and become a live streamer!
If a former tomb raider becomes a livestreaming influencer, can I sell tomb raiding talismans through livestreaming?
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