Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

Su Li really wanted to say, "Don't doubt it, Little Innocent has evolved quite quickly since learning the truth. She was already pretty smart, and now she's even more cunning and wicked..."

Seeing that Wu Xie was about to tear up the script that the other party had prepared with just a few words, Su Li bit the soft flesh in her cheek to suppress her laughter.

That's so mean, so mean... Xiao Tian is really too mean.

Lao Yang already had a stutter, and now he was so anxious that he was covered in sweat and couldn't get any words out.

Wu Xie didn't urge him, but looked at the other person with a sincere expression, as if it wouldn't be a problem for him to ask.

After a long silence, Lao Yang suddenly gritted his teeth and shook his head. "No, no, I, I can't, I can't accept, accept such, such a large sum of money... I, I..."

"Snapped……"

A heavy slap landed on Lao Yang's forehead, leaving him completely stunned.

Su Li also looked at Wu Xie with a "Holy crap" expression, thinking about the strength of Wu Xie's hands now... why did her head start to ache?

"What the hell are you spouting? Don't you consider me a brother anymore? You suddenly need such a large sum of money, you must be in some terrible crisis. And you're still trying to tell me what's yours and mine at a time like this???"

Wu Xie pointed at Lao Yang and passionately started talking.

"me……"

"What do you mean, 'what do you mean, 'what do you mean, 'what do you mean, 'what do you mean, 4 million?' We've been brothers for so many years, I'll sell everything I own to scrape together the money for you. Wait, I'm going back to sell my house right now..."

Zuli: ? ? ? ? ?

Did Little Innocent go to study under Black Bear? This style is off!

老痒：(?9?5?9?3?9?5?7?2)

Was Old Wu replaced too...? This whole thing feels weird!!!

"Old, Old Wu, Old Wu..." Old Yang, looking completely bewildered, grabbed Wu Xie, who was standing up and about to leave.

"You, you don't, don't get excited. Actually, I, I've already found a way."

Can you imagine what it would be like for someone to speak rapidly and haltingly?

Zurich witnessed it firsthand.

Lao Yang was afraid that Wu Xie would rush off to sell the house again and disrupt his plans, so he hurriedly pulled Wu Xie back to his seat and took off the strange earring from his ear and placed it in front of Wu Xie.

The entire movement was smooth and fluid, without daring to linger for even a moment...

"Old Wu, look..."

Wu Xie had actually seen the hexagonal bronze bell when he entered the room; it had appeared in the corpse cave of the Lu King's Palace and on the coral tree in the underwater tomb.

The coral tree with its bells removed is still displayed in the Xie family's living room.

Compared to its predecessors, this hexagonal bronze bell in front of me seems a bit too small.

Wu Xie remembered that the giant corpse beetle at the end of the tail in the Corpse Cave was about the size of a palm, and the ones hanging on the coral trees in the underwater tomb were also about half a palm's size.

This tiny thing, less than two fingers wide, is really not enough to make it look bigger.

The little thing was filled with rosin, so it couldn't make that seductive sound. Wuxie picked it up without any psychological burden.

"Old Wu, can you take a look at this for me? How much is this thing worth?"

As he spoke, he noticed Wu Xie was looking closely, and then, feigning mystery, leaned closer to Wu Xie's ear.

"This, this thing is, it was peeled off from a long, long braided zongzi, zongzi ear, ear."

It is said that it is the tomb of a general. At that time, we wore it on the ears of the rice dumplings. My cousin and I looked at it and thought it looked good, so we each got one and gave them to each other.

"How about it? Is it valuable?"

Wu Xie frowned and shook his head as he listened to Lao Yang's obviously prepared lines. "Earrings are usually only valuable when they come in pairs. You only have one, so it won't fetch a price. You're not trying to make up your four million with this little thing, are you?"

Little Bell: You really think highly of me...

Lao Yang hurriedly waved his hands. "No, no, I, I miss you. Come with me, I'll go to Qin, Qinling. I remember that place, I remember, it's a family burial ground. When we get there, we'll bring back some more, bring back some more, good things, good things will come out, come out..."

Wu Xie pushed the bell earring back to Lao Yang's side. "What are you thinking? Qing Dynasty tombs aren't worth that much. Even if you sold their entire family, you still wouldn't have four million. Stop arguing. I already told you I'd help you raise the money, why won't you listen?"

Of course, if they were to rise from the dead, that would be a different story, and Su Li would be more than happy to give them the money.

Lao Yang is now regretting it. He was planning to give Wu Xie some alcohol during dinner, but Wu Xie refused because there were still minors watching.

Wu Xie, now that he's sober, isn't someone you can easily fool. If Wu Xie says he's stubborn, then you really have no choice but to be stubborn in front of him.

"I, I fucking, I've already said it all, I said I don't want your money, you just, you just have to come with me, to the Qinling Mountains... As long as, as long as you manage to get some good stuff, you, you'll be my, my dad!!!"

Wu Xie raised an eyebrow. "Want me to make a sound?"

Stubborn Lao Yang suddenly stammered. "Huh? Huh?"

"Call me Daddy, let me hear it."

Su Li almost burst out laughing, a man who dedicated his life to being a father to his brothers, even if it was just a copy...

Lao Yang: ...

"Old, Old Wu, you..." Old Yang, seeing Wu Xie's irritating expression, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a single word. "Father..."

"Oh! My good eldest son, I agree to this!"

Wu Xie grinned broadly, showing his big teeth, and patted Lao Yang's shoulder hard, making Lao Yang wince.

They had talked about everything they needed to talk about, and they had achieved their goal of tricking Wuxie into going to the Qinling Mountains. Lao Yang didn't want to stay there any longer and see Wuxie's smug and arrogant face, so the group dispersed and went home.

On the way back to Wushan Residence, Su Li's smile never stopped, making Wu Xie, who was originally smug, blush and almost shut up...

He just suddenly had a brain fart. Ah Li's bizarre sense of humor must mean the child is still too young to understand the fun in it.

That's right, his current goal is still to get people to call him "brother"...

……

After achieving his goal, Lao Yang came to see Wu Xie several more times, asking what he should prepare.

Wu Xie ignored his contradictory behavior of being short of money while pretending to be rich, and wrote him a note without any politeness, telling him to choose what to buy and specifically instructing him to prepare enough for three people.

"This is a life-or-death deal, please don't..."

"Don't be greedy and pick the best and most expensive items for me. If you dare to try to cheat your father on this, we're both finished."

Lao Yang readily agreed, promising to prepare the most expensive and best equipment, but he still had doubts.

"Why, why, do we need three portions? Is it better to be prepared?" Having only gone on one raid with a quack, he thought this was a professional's precautionary preparation.

Wu Xie shook his head. "Of course, we need to prepare three portions for three people."

"Three, three people?"

Zurich's lucky cat paw. "And me too~"