Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

While Wu Xie was taking photos and recording information, Wang Pangzi and Zhang Qiling switched their diving suits for more convenient windbreakers.

It has to be said that the robes made by the senior brother are really good. As long as you master the technique, even ordinary people without spiritual power can switch between them with ease.

(The answer is revealed~~~ The tall and strong senior disciple who specializes in crafting artifacts can refine spiritual veins and magical robes; he's incredibly capable and virtuous...)

P.S.: He's a socially awkward senior brother with a fire elemental root!

After Wu Xie finished his filming, Su Li finally happily received her first points since descending into the underwater tomb.

Golden Phoebe wood coffin for raising corpses +3000

Drought Demon +1000

happy!!!

Hooray!

Waiting for the forbidden woman!!!

Wait a minute! Has something strange sneaked in?

Forbidden Woman: Bah, what bad luck...

Regarding the disappearance of the golden nanmu coffin and the little drought demon, Fatty Wang, who considers himself knowledgeable and experienced, said he's already used to it.

When Zhang Qiling led the way down into the deep pit, he decisively chose to cover the rear, letting Wu Xie and Su Li walk in the middle.

The four of them walked down the spiraling stairs in a row. After walking about two laps of stairs, Fatty Wang behind them suddenly exclaimed.

"Why the hell is there foreign language in this???"

As expected of the meticulous chubby mom, she can always spot something different, whether she's clearing the way or covering the rear.

"I left it behind." Zhang Qiling, who was clearing the way, didn't stop, just said this and continued walking down.

"Huh? What do you mean, 'Brother, you left this here'? Brother, you've been here before?" Fatty Wang pressed.

"Judging by these marks, it must be at least twenty years old, young man..."

Su Li didn't give Fatty Wang a chance to ramble on. Before he knew it, the thin vines had wrapped around his wrist and pulled him along.

The moment Su Li reached the bottom, she waved her hand and several high-powered headlights were slammed on.

The entire underground space instantly became as bright as day, and the atmosphere of terror was completely nonexistent.

Lighting technician Li... is now online...

"Ahem, hey Xiao Li, if I may be so bold as to ask, how many lights did you bring?"

From the moment we entered the underwater tomb, we saw him fumbling around taking out lamps. He'd lose one in one tomb, two in another, and he kept losing them as he went. If you didn't know better, you'd think he ran a lamp wholesale business.

Zuli responded to this.

"We have enough stock; even if we dig another ten or eight more tombs like this, it will be sufficient."

If his master hadn't said that the world was in a period of rapid development with frequent updates and that things would only get better and better in the future, the amount of things he had hoarded would have multiplied several times over.

Unlike spatial rings, Emperor Xiu Realm doesn't have space limitations, so he never worries about running out of space when hoarding things; he can just stuff them in as much as he wants.

Since acquiring the spatial ring, Hei Xiazi, who always feels he doesn't have enough space, is incredibly envious!

The entire space was brightly lit by several large lights, and Wu Xie and Fatty Wang strolled around and looked around with peace of mind.

The most eye-catching feature at the bottom of the pool is the four stone monkeys, each more than half a person tall, squatting on stone seats.

The four stone monkeys, each with a different posture and expression, face four different directions, and seem to be praying for something.

These stone monkeys look almost exactly like the Dinghai Stone Monkeys passed down from the older generation.

This thing is usually used in folk tradition to ward off evil spirits by being sunk to the bottom of a pond, so it's reasonable to use it here as well.

In the center, surrounded by the four stone monkeys, stands a large oak stele over two meters tall.

The stone tablets found in tombs are usually used to engrave inscriptions and record the life of the deceased, but here they seem to be different.

The front of the stone tablet was completely bare, polished to the point of being reflective. It looked more like a blurry mirror than a stone tablet.

Instead, several lines of small regular script were carved on the base stone in front of the stele.

"Little naiveté, you've reached your comfort zone. Hurry up and translate for me."

Wu Xie examined it carefully and found it wasn't too difficult.

"These words mean that the owner of this underwater tomb was a man of great ability. He designed and built a heavenly palace, and the door to this heavenly palace is inside this stone tablet. If you are destined to be there, the door will open, and you can go through the door to heaven."

"Find the door, go in, and ascend to the Western Paradise," the devilish translator Li concluded.

The hellish translation left both Wu Xie and Fatty Wang speechless. The kid is quite talented; let's try a different track next time.

"This stone tablet is so polished that it could be used as a mirror by the tomb owner's eighteenth concubine. There's no door to heaven here. Look how powerful it is."

Fatty Wang delivers a powerful critique.

I must say, the criticism is spot on; isn't it just used as a mirror?

"It says that only those with a destiny to the Heavenly Palace can see it. You don't have that destiny, so of course you can't see it."

"This kind of fate could work out!"

Su Li tugged at Fatty Wang and gave him an innocent-looking smile.

Fatty Wang was clearly very interested, and Su Li didn't keep him in suspense, whispering a few words in Fatty Wang's ear.

Wu Xie was dying of curiosity. How could this forced fate be something I couldn't hear? Did Fatty secretly subscribe to VIP service behind my back?

Especially Wang Pangzi's strange expression after hearing it—no, I'm even more curious now…

"That's it? That's it? Good heavens, all that fancy talk and high-class stuff, just to show off, huh?" Fatty Wang laughed and cursed as he walked to the stone tablet and stood there.

Wu Xie reluctantly approached Su Li. "What is it, Li?! You told Fatty but not me! Are we still brothers?"

Su Li placed the little corpse demon on her shoulder, letting it cling to her, freeing her hands to skillfully soothe Wu Xiaogou.

"This job really needs to be done by the fat guy, you can't do it..."

"What job did he do that I can't do..." Wu Xie, who was feeling indignant, suddenly caught sight of Fatty Wang starting to work.

Okay~_~

I can't do it...

The fat man stood in front of the stone tablet for a while, then actually switched his windbreaker for... a set of Ming Dynasty women's clothing?

Zhang Qiling: …

Suddenly I really want to ask Black Bear for a pair of glasses...

"Fatty! What kind of evil spirit has possessed you?" Wu Xie felt like he was going blind.

Su Li also said he was shocked. He had only told Fatty Wang how to find the door, never expecting that Fatty's mother would come up with such a wild idea given the circumstances!

This is really something else! Why do I feel like the fat guy and the blind guy would get along really well?

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, keep watching..."

After changing his clothes, Fatty Wang awkwardly squatted in front of the stone tablet mirror, raised his pinky finger in a seductive manner, and began to comb his hair in front of the stone tablet.

Her alluring figure and affected movements made Wu Xie frown and exclaim.

"You fat bastard, are you really possessed? Can't you be normal for once?"

Upon hearing Wu Xie's shout, Fatty Wang turned around gracefully, gave him a disdainful look, and spoke in a low, melancholic voice.

"My lord, can't you tell? I'm getting ready! We're going to the Heavenly Palace soon, so let me dress up nicely and seduce him!"

Zhang Qiling: …

Zuli: Pfft... Hahahaha...

Hearing the sound of the clamp not actually being clamped, Wu Xie wondered if the air in the underwater tomb was running out, and why he felt a little short of oxygen.