Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

Just now, taking advantage of Su Li's inattention, a wisp of black smoke sneaked into the Black Bear's sea of ​​consciousness. Seeing the scene in front of him, which was like a husky destroying the house, he was almost scared out of his wits.

Wait a minute……

Is this guy obsessed with killing and setting fires in his own home?

That bandit who runs around the palace like a monkey, smashing everything in sight and then setting it on fire before running away, taking down anyone he encounters with a single arrow—don't you want to check whose territory this is?

The black smoke drifted and floated to a large tree in the backyard, where it met the woman tied to the tree trunk, staring at her in disbelief...

Damn it, is this guy crazy?!

Click...

A sharp sound, like shattering glass, rang out, and the space in front of them began to crack and distort...

The black smoke, which had originally intended to cause trouble and hopefully turn one of its members to defect, dissipated into this illusion in a fit of impotent rage.

Black Bear moved his somewhat stiff body, stood up and stretched, and opened his eyes to meet three pairs of red eyes like those of a rabbit.

"Hey, haven't seen you in a few days, you miss the blind man so much!"

Black Bear whistled a lewd whistle at the group, took a few quick steps with his long legs, grabbed Su Li and started pinching her cheeks and rubbing her head...

Whew...that feels so good...

With red eyes, rosy cheeks, and messy hair, Su Li looked utterly hopeless and really wanted to try out the Big Black Mouse brand teething stick to see if it was any good.

Su Li gritted his teeth and immediately sensed his intentions. Hei Xiazi chuckled, raised his hand, pulled out a candied hawthorn from his spatial storage, and stuffed it into the child's mouth.

Su Li took a bite of two hawthorns, glared fiercely at Hei Xiazi, took the candied hawthorn from his hand, and pinched his face.

"Evened out."

"Ah Li, you're too easy to coax!!!" Wu Xie looked helplessly at Su Li, who was easily coaxed by a string of small, broken candied hawthorns, and sighed helplessly.

This is such an absolutely adorable little treat!!!

Even my little Man is easier to coax than this...

The fake Qilin, having failed in his attempt to cause trouble again: What kind of sweet treat is this...?

Zhang Rishan, who was frequently hung up and whipped: How could he be easily appeased?

Zhang Ruitong, who was just sold off: So nobody's speaking up for me? ???

"Blind man, what did you see in the illusion just now? How come it's been several days since you last saw me?"

Wu Xie noticed what Hei Xiazi had said to them when he woke up and casually asked him a question.

Black Bear rubbed his face, which Su Li had pinched, looking completely unconcerned.

"Nothing much. We stayed there for a few days, enjoying good food and drinks, with dozens of maids and servants serving us. Every day we ate, drank, listened to operas, or went to the market to buy crickets or have some cockfighting."

Wu Xie and Fatty Wang exchanged a glance and then looked at Hei Xiazi simultaneously.

"corruption……"

"extravagant……"

I'm so envious... Waaaaah...

"Why did you come out so quickly when everything was so peaceful?"

Calculating the time, Hei Xiazi said he had been there for several days, but in reality, only five hours had passed since they were infected. They had plenty of time to enjoy themselves for a few more days.

"I came out when I got tired of playing."

This reason...

Very good and powerful...

Hei Xiazi thought about how he had almost turned the entire palace into ruins before he ran out of that illusion and looked at the three people in front of him.

"How did you all wake up so quickly? How did you all get out?"

He probably had two hawthorns in his mouth, which made his speech muffled.

"This thing is useless to me."

Oh right, this little guy is practically immune to all illusions.

Su Li then pointed at Wu Xie. "Little Innocent was the first to wake up, he's really amazing."

Wu Xie coughed twice, embarrassed. "I...I blew my way out."

Chasing after that old fox Wu Sansheng and throwing C4 at him, I must say, the unlimited ammo mode was incredibly fun...

"What??? Tianzhen, you actually stole Fatty's 'Bombshell' title???" Fatty Wang grabbed Wuxie by the collar and started making a scene.

Wu Xie pressed down on Wang Pangzi's chubby face, and the two of them had to struggle for a while before they calmed down.

Fatty Wang smoothed his somewhat messy hair and tilted his head back smugly.

"Fatty hung that bastard upside down from the tree, made a cut on his head, and put some medicine on it..."

Fatty Wang felt a little nauseous when he talked about this. He didn't know why he didn't feel this way in the illusion.

"That son of a bitch bled for a day and a night, which attracted ticks and pheasant necks. The ticks sucked his blood, and the pheasant necks incubated their eggs inside his belly."

"yue..."

"yue..."

"Well done, chubby boy! You've put your knowledge to good use!"

Black Bear patted Fatty Wang on the shoulder

The wonderful things I saw in Tamutuo were put to use in my dream.

“Little Ali still has several thousand pheasant necks waiting to be used. We’ll take care of that bastard like this whenever we help you tie him up.”

Whom are you going to tie up?

The four people, who were engrossed in their conversation, turned around and saw Xie Yuchen and Zhang Qiling opening their eyes almost at the same time.

Both of them had calm expressions, showing no signs of anything amiss, as if they had just woken up from a nap rather than experienced a hallucination.

"Grandpa Flower, you two are no good. You were both infected, yet you took so long to wake up."

Wu Xie and the other two looked at Hei Xiazi with complicated expressions. "You're third from last, how dare you be so smug?"

So what if he's third from the bottom? No matter if he's from the bottom or the top, Blackie is always third!

Blind Pride.jpd

With an exceptionally strong sense of curiosity, Hei Xiazi dragged Wu Xie along and vividly recounted the illusion the three of them had experienced and how they had broken free of the trap. He then looked at the two of them expectantly.

Xie Yuchen and Zhang Qiling exchanged a glance as four pairs of bright eyes stared at them.

"Regardless of whether the Xie family dies, I will focus on learning opera from my master..."

Who would have thought that the mannequin dressed as the master couldn't capture even a fraction of the master's spirit, and its awkward and grating performance was an eyesore.

She said she would tell him about her new play, but she had never sung a note before. He finally managed to coax her into singing two lines...

Then there is no more...

The illusion, which was smashed to pieces before it could even utter a single syllable, cried out: "Please, don't have such high expectations for illusions!!!"

"Right! Right! Even a blind man thinks that the guy who created this illusion has something wrong with his head. The people who come out are all awkward and timid, and apart from their faces, they don't resemble anyone else at all."

"Tsk tsk tsk, the acting is absolutely terrible. With acting skills like that, it'd probably starve to death if it went to work as an extra."

The fake Qilin listened with utter despair as they criticized the terrible illusion it had created right in front of it, almost breaking down completely...

You bunch of lunatics with messed-up brains, how dare you blame my illusion for not being done well?

Aaaaaaahh ...

I'm so angry!!!

No one paid attention to the culprit who was being criticized to the point of almost turning evil; everyone's eyes were fixed on Zhang Qiling expectantly.