Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

After the army of substitutes stopped attacking, the brute Hua put away the dragon-patterned staff in his hand, straightened his sleeves, and once again became that beautiful flower who was aloof from the world.

Wu Xie and Fatty Wang quickly tidied themselves up, trying to make themselves look more civilized.

Queen Mother of the West: None of my family understands this. We were having a party at home when suddenly a group of people barged in and started smashing and looting without saying a word...

Zuli: You're talking nonsense! We didn't steal it!!!

Queen Mother of the West: Do you want to see what the person next to you is holding in their hand? Do you want to see what you are holding in your hand?

The two people, each holding a substitute and half of their original essence, were: ...

Pah! I almost got swayed. That old hag who's eyeing my Zhang Ge dares to come here and cry wolf?!

"Who covets him? I merely want to extract the world's fortune from him."

The Queen Mother of the West denied Su Li's accusation that she coveted that fierce-looking boy.

This kid destroyed more than a dozen of my stand-ins last time he came. This time he's gone even further, bringing so many people to demolish my house. What kind of crazy thing is she doing to covet him?

"Wow, my mute girl is so beautiful and has such a great figure, you actually say you haven't been lusting after her???"

Hei Xiazi jumped up dramatically, then adjusted his glasses and uttered three particularly infuriating words—"I don't believe it."

Wu Xie, who had just come up, stumbled and almost fell back down to get intimate with the other stand-ins.

Zhang Qiling glanced at Hei Xiazi with her cold gaze, but no one made a move for the time being.

Hmm... let's highlight this for now.

The simple three words "Black Bear" left Xi Wangmu speechless, and the jade statue gleamed slightly, faintly glowing red.

"Did you make your face turn red?"

Fatty Wang nudged Black Bear with his elbow, expressing his admiration for Black Bear.

The smug black bear had just bared its big white teeth when it received a death stare from Zhang Qiling. Instantly, it became dignified and elegant, trying to make the mute forget the prank it had just pulled.

Keeping accounts in a small notebook, never forgetting a single detail.

"Release my essence, and I will grant you immortality."

. . . . . .

The worst thing is when the air suddenly goes quiet...

"Don't you want to live forever?"

The six-person group looked at the high platform as if they were looking at an idiot, which almost broke Xi Wangmu's composure.

"Immortality and freedom to roam the world—aren't you even a little bit tempted?"

"You all have very good looks; you could be considered beautiful even among ordinary people. Can you bear to see yourselves aging, with wrinkled skin and gray hair?"

Su Li tilted her head and thought for a moment...

A head of flowing white hair~~~~

(?0?5?0?4?0?8?9?0?0?4?0?8?0?5)

"When my master activates his ultimate skill, his hair turns white, snow-white, and it looks so beautiful. I've only seen it once. I'll ask my master to turn it on for you guys another day."

Su Yunqing stroked his shiny black hair: What an incredibly filial son...

Upon hearing the name Master Yunqing, Wuxie's round puppy eyes instantly lit up. "Wow! Master Yunqing with white hair? He looks so amazing! Who could possibly make Master Yunqing unleash his ultimate skill?"

In his eyes, Master Yunqing was the most powerful person imaginable. It was truly astonishing that someone could force Master Yunqing to unleash his ultimate move…

"We'll talk about this later."

"Oh." (The image is of a well-behaved puppy.jpd)

Queen Mother of the West: ...Are you even listening to me? ???

not at all……

"So, can you go out clubbing?" Black Bear suddenly asked.

Queen Mother of the West: ? ? ? ? ? ?

"Can you smoke, drink, and get a perm?" Black Bear asked again.

“Blind man, didn’t you say you quit smoking?” Su Li suddenly interrupted.

"Cough cough cough... The blind man really quit, really!!!" Black Bear almost lost his composure because of the little brat's words.

A few stories about how I voluntarily quit smoking because my little one wanted to learn everything...

"Don't be afraid of him, I allow you to smoke." As for smoking, the Queen Mother of the West, who would search through everyone's memories every time someone entered the meteorite, said she knew all about it. Tobacco was said to be a good thing, so why would she give it up?

Black Bear: ? ? ? ?

Zuli: ? ? ? ?

This old hag must have some serious illness...

"Pfft..." Fatty Wang couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

"Blackie, Blackie... Hahaha... The Queen Mother of the West has already given her permission, so don't be shy, smoke with confidence, the Queen Mother of the West is backing you up... What are you afraid of... Hahahaha... Hiccup... Hahahaha..."

"Ha. Ha. Ha... This blind man thanks the Queen Mother of the West, ha..."

"No need for formalities. As long as you reclaim my essence, I will grant you an immortal position and immortality. You can enjoy whatever you want, such as smoking, drinking, and getting your hair permed..."

"Does she not understand polite words?" This was the first time Hei Xiazi had encountered such an answer. Was this considered a read reply that was ignored?

"Maybe... this is... the generation gap... right?" Wu Xie said uncertainly.

Can it bridge the generation gap of a thousand years?

A golden pill appeared before Hei Xiazi, and the Queen Mother of the West's voice was full of seductive allure.

"Take this, and you will live forever. I will appoint you as my messenger, and all the immortals will be your leader..."

Perhaps because Hei Xiazi was the only one among them who kept talking to her, the Queen Mother of the West, who couldn't understand sweet talk, had the illusion that the other party was already interested, and so she brazenly began to use immortality to try to win Hei Xiazi over...

Perhaps it was because her allure of immortality had always been irresistible throughout history that she developed this misconception...

It's also possible that spending too much time inside the meteorite and not using it for too long damaged its brain...

Hei Xiazi looked at the pill before him. Although it radiated golden light, it couldn't hide the fact that it was a Corpse Beetle Pill, made from the resentment of countless infants' blood and flesh, and contained the Corpse Beetle King.

I could almost smell the stench from the suspended furnace.

"That old hag is trying to fool me, Blackie! Little Ali, aren't you going to do anything about it?" Blackie looked at Su Li, who was laughing so hard she was practically crowing. If this continued, Blackie would cause a scene...

"Huh? Weren't you two having a great chat? She even wanted to recruit you as her top confidante."

"Exactly, exactly! It's Boss Direct Hire! Look how much they admire you, blind man!" Wu Xie chimed in, never one to miss an opportunity to stir things up.

Xie Yuchen met Hei Xiazi's resentful little gaze. "Why are you looking at me? He's got his eye on you."

Black Blind Man: ...

These friends are such a jerk...

A small net bag was stuffed into her hand. "Here, take it from her."

Playing around as it may be, this old hag actually tried to poach their men with that broken corpse-eating pill. Su Li couldn't stand it. After laughing enough, she threw the net bag and the puff of smoke inside to Black Bear.

Hei Xiazi, who obtained half of the Queen Mother of the West's essence: Hehehe... You old hag, you disgusted me, Hei Xiazi!!!