Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

Following the direction of the fallen unidentified object, a mangled, bloody mess appeared before them. The only clues they could make out were the clothes on the mangled flesh.

"Boss, that's Jack!"

A foreign mercenary with sharp eyes spotted the weapon on a pile of flesh and blood, recognized who the flesh and blood originally belonged to, and shouted excitedly.

Upon hearing this, the remaining mercenaries did not look too pleased.

Although they were mercenaries, they did work that risked their lives, and some were even blown to pieces.

But to die like this, a complete pile of rotten flesh... that's really rare. To be honest, I was a bit shocked.

“That’s Eric, I recognize his flask.” Another mass of flesh and blood was identified.

The sound of flapping wings grew louder, and a large flock of them descended to the ground like weary birds returning to their nests.

The winged creature swooped down to the ground, as if spitting something out of its mouth.

The amazing thing was that the thing was alive. After being spat out, it jumped and pounced on the piles of flesh and blood on the ground, and began to feast on them.

yue……

One of the mercenaries is identifying his teammate by his features and accessories.

Shine the flashlight on the thing to see its appearance and what it's doing. Don't let yourself accidentally vomit.

It was a monkey without skin, not just hair, but skin as well. Its flesh and blood were exposed to the air, and the veins and meridians on it were clearly visible.

He looked so good that even crouching in the pile of mangled flesh, he could blend in perfectly.

The moment the flashlight shone on the skinless monkey, the sharp eyes of the human-faced bird, which had been lying motionless to the side since spitting out the monkey, turned towards them.

The skinless monkey quickly returned and went back into the wide-open mouth of the human-faced bird.

The deformed faces had empty, eerie eyes, all of which were now staring at the entrance to the cave where they were.

"Beep beep, a strange creature has been detected—a monkey (complete form) inside a human-faced bird's mouth. It can be redeemed for 1000 points. Do you want to redeem it?"

"Oops~ We've been spotted~"

Fatty Wang looked at A Ning and smiled gloatingly.

Ah Ning was speechless. "Don't laugh like you don't exist, okay? Seriously, your team has way more people than mine..."

"Help! More money..."

Ah Ning gritted her teeth and squeezed out those words.

She understood perfectly well that with Su Li's abilities, he definitely had a way to make the monsters only chase her team members, allowing them to clear the level with zero casualties.

"Miss Aning is too perceptive now, that's no fun." Fatty Wang shook his head in disappointment, finding it too unsatisfying to argue with her.

“The human-faced bird is coming. Ah Li and I will go lure the monster first. You guys go down and set up the battlefield.”

Wu Xie rubbed his hands together, looking at Su Li with anticipation, and chuckled... "The dream of Chinese men... hehehe..."

Su Li had just taken out the jade hairpin he had put away to wear a hat when he looked up and saw Wu Xie's lewd and gleaming expression. He almost punched him...

"Little naivety, what are you doing with that face of yours?!" Su Li said, heartbroken.

"Gah?"

Wu Xiaogou looked completely bewildered.

Su Li raised her hands and rubbed Wu Xie's face, then pulled the corners of Wu Xie's mouth upwards.

"Hmm, much better looking."

"Hmm... don't believe it (be gentle, it's deformed)."

The innocent girl looked pitiful and couldn't struggle.

Squeezing away that lewd little expression, Su Li let go with satisfaction and picked up the jade hairpin again.

"Light Song..."

With a soft call, the jade hairpin lying in the palm of the hand suddenly twitched, and in a flash of light, the hairpin was replaced by a jade-green sword hilt.

The jade-colored spirit sword emitted a cheerful chime, as if celebrating its return to the light of day.

The spirit sword flew out of her hand, bringing with it a faint light. Su Li took Wu Xie's hand and jumped up.

"We're leaving now, you guys hurry up."

The two had already dashed far away before the words were even finished.

"Cultivate...cultivate immortality???"

Hua the monk was dumbfounded. Although he had gained a lot of knowledge along the way, was it a bit too much to suddenly jump into the cultivation channel?

Lang Feng nudged the tool beside him.

"Who is your young master? Do you even know this move?"

Jie was also completely dumbfounded. Although he had always firmly believed that his family members were living gods, he never expected that they were actually real gods!

They've even managed to make flying on a sword happen!!!

But that didn't stop them from showing off at all; they simply tilted their heads back and let out a haughty "Hmph ╯^╰".

"Awesome!! This is fun! Why isn't the blind man allowed to play first? Flower Master, this arrangement is so unfair, so biased! The blind man can also lure the monsters!!!"

Seeing the human-faced bird rushing towards them, Hei Xiazi followed behind Su Li and the others, then sidled up to Xie Yuchen and started causing trouble.

Xie Yuchen raised his hand and covered the black man's face, then pushed him away in disgust.

"You? You want to attract monsters? How dare you?"

He could even imagine the method by which the black bear lured the monster.

Yo-ho... Wuhu... Take off... This newbie is chasing after Blackie...

He only relies on his sharp tongue to incite hatred.

Wu Xie is different; he comes with a monster-attracting buff, and the effect is doubled after activating his cultivation technique.

With the human-faced bird lured away, they can proceed down in an orderly fashion.

Su Li, wielding the Light Song Sword, was enjoying a long-lost sense of exhilaration, the wind whistling past her ears and her hair dancing in the air…

"Ugh... Ah Li, your hair is hitting my face and it hurts..."

Wu Xie nervously hugged Su Li's waist with one hand and covered his face with the other, painfully reminding her.

Zuli: 23333……

Sorry, I forgot there was one more after that.

They raised their hands and formed a defensive incantation, instantly softening the wind that flowed around them.

Wu Xie breathed a sigh of relief; Emma had really beaten him to death…

"Ah Li, slow down, those human-faced birds can't keep up."

Who would have thought that Ali was a speed demon? That speed is incredible...

Wu Xie didn't dare look down. Flying on a sword was much more exciting than a roller coaster. He felt his adrenaline surging and glanced back inadvertently.

Are those tiny, sparrow-sized figures human-faced birds?

Su Li glanced back; he hadn't actually noticed.

I gently tapped the Light Song Sword on the ground with my toe. The Light Song Sword, which was in the midst of speed and passion, reluctantly twisted its blade, and its speed slowly decreased.

Su Li took Wu Xie and walked the human-faced bird around like a pro.

Whenever the human-faced bird is about to abandon its two delicious prey to attack the flightless second option, Wu Xie will activate its seduction mode.

Su Li carried him back, swaggering around in front of the flock of birds. With the Beast Taming Technique activated, Wu Xie became a walking, delicious treasure.

The human-faced bird, unable to resist, relentlessly pursued the two of them once more.