Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script

The group huddled together and squatted neatly at the entrance of the hall, their eyes fixed on the incense burner outside that was emitting smoke.

With their eyes on guard and their hands and mouths never stopping, someone pulled out a handful of sunflower seeds first...

“Click, click…”

“Click, click…”

Eating sunflower seeds is a contagious activity. What starts as one person eating them can quickly escalate into four people of different heights, weights, and builds eating them together...

Zhang Qiling, who was completely out of place among these four: ...

A handful of sunflower seeds was handed to me.

"Hey Zhang, want some?"

Zhang Qiling, who did not want to get involved, shook her head and declined.

Okay then~~

Having failed to drag Brother Zhang into the mess, Su Li turned back to continue eating her sunflower seeds.

"Little Ali, what are we looking at?"

Black Bear still lacked the patience and couldn't help but ask.

"Don't speak, I think I heard something."

Wu Xie patted Hei Xiazi, signaling him to be quiet.

There were indeed unusual sounds coming from the dark corridor outside the palace, and they were getting closer and closer...

"Hey, those little bugs are coming after us!"

Fatty Wang suddenly pointed to the green dot in the distance and said.

Indeed, green lights have begun to appear at the end of the dark corridor, and they are rapidly approaching.

But why did that green patch suddenly become bald?

A uniform fluorescent green carpet was being laid out here when suddenly one patch turned black—it was quite abrupt…

The black patches of baldness that had been extinguished were quickly filled in by the large group that followed, and another black patch appeared further ahead.

One after another, it was as if something was stepping on these tiny insects and rapidly approaching...

"Come on..."

"Beep beep, a strange creature has been detected—a large-headed corpse fetus. It can be redeemed for 1500 points. Do you want to redeem it?"

Something resembling a giant doll suddenly slammed into the palace entrance with a thud. The transparent protective wall flickered briefly, then fell silent again.

It's cheaper...

That stationary 'Kunlun fetus' is worth 2000! This little thing is so lively and energetic!!!

I need to pay more...

The big-headed doll's collision was so sudden, as if it appeared out of nowhere, that it smacked the protective wall with a thud, startling the group of people who were eating sunflower seeds and waiting for some fun.

They all let out a sound...

"Oh~~"

Xie Yuchen sighed, "Next time, be careful not to let Hei Xiazi lead people to teahouses. How did he even pick up that straight man's style..."

"This little rascal is quite something!"

"Little Fatty, is this your little wife?"

"Go to hell! That's clearly Da Pan's wife!"

A group of men who had gathered around all turned to look at Pan Zi, their eyes practically brimming with unspeakable amusement...

I never would have guessed that someone with your thick eyebrows and big eyes like you, Pan Zi, would have a taste for this?

Pan Ziren was dumbfounded. What had he done to suddenly have a 'wife'?

The key is that he'll accept a decent wife!

It was large in size but small in body, its entire body was bluish-purple, covered with blue veins, and it had a mouthful of fangs with a long, scarlet tongue hanging from it. Suspicious yellow mucus was still dripping from its body...

Panzi: yue...

The rest of the group: Yue...

Hearing such a unified, collective sound of morning sickness, the sunflower seed-eating group turned their heads in unison.

The Xie family group consists of ten people...

The Chenpi group consists of four people...

The Wu family... one person...

Guide Shunzi alone...

Alright, everyone's here.

One by one, even gold and silver jewelry couldn't stop people from joining in the fun.

Especially in this kind of 'ghostly' lively atmosphere, it's just that there are only a few of them here, otherwise the number of people could be several times greater.

Inside the hall, a group of people were squatting or standing, and those who weren't tall enough had to stand on tiptoe to look outside.

The large-headed corpse that couldn't be entered from outside the palace was annoyed by the surging crowd inside and bared its teeth as it charged towards them.

"boom……"

"Oh~~"

"boom……"

"Ouch~~"

"boom……"

"Sigh~~"

Very good, the supporting role's style is even stronger now, and it's a group performance...

The emotional value is sufficient.

"Take it easy, don't make the little guy withdrawn."

Hei Xiazi not only plays the straight man, but after he's done, he'll also add a sarcastic remark to fill the gap, and then he'll laugh heartily to himself...

The big-headed corpse fetus was furious to find that his territory had been taken over by some outside thugs and that he couldn't get in no matter what. Just as he was about to continue banging on the door, he suddenly felt his toes step on something.

Beep beep, the centipede army has arrived...

The centipedes were attracted by the fragrant jade. The ones that moved quickly had already submerged the small incense burner, while the ones that moved slowly missed out on a good spot on the periphery and now set their sights on other places.

A well-lit hall, bustling with people and naturally warm, is of course the first choice...

As for that cool, sticky little thing they passed by, forget it, it's too cold and not good for their health...

Smack...

Centipede crushed into a pulp: Damn it...

Su Li was a little confused when she saw the centipede army heading their way, only to suddenly turn back and surround the giant-headed corpse fetus. She hadn't thought a fight would break out...

That big head, it should be easy for it to squeeze in...

Ugh?

Just as several centipedes had burrowed into the ears of the giant-headed fetus, they curled up and fell out, only to be trampled into a pulp...

Excellent! This giant-headed carcass fetus is more venomous than a centipede, so the price can be increased!

The system very considerately refreshed the recycling panel in a timely manner.

"Beep beep, a strange creature has been detected—a large-headed corpse fetus. It can be redeemed for 3000 points. Do you want to redeem it?"

Wait a minute, they're fighting right now!!!

It was alright that the dense green light crawled all over the sticky body, but as soon as you dared to open your mouth and bite down, you would curl up and fall down in no time.

The giant-headed corpse fetus wasn't faring much better; although it was more venomous than these centipedes... these centipedes had still managed to bite it squarely...

It rolled around frantically, slapping the centipedes off its body. Its stiff 'corpse' became much more agile, and its long tongue, which had been dragging on the ground, was forced to retract.

I'm so angry! These little bugs are so hard to deal with!

The centipede was still angry.

That little brat is tough to deal with. We've lost so many brothers already, and the little thing is still alive and kicking!

Just you wait, when our ancestors arrive, let's see how they deal with you!!!

It's not important how the ancestor deals with this giant corpse; his disciples and grand-disciples were the first to be crushed to death.

Accompanied by the inexplicably nauseating sound of something being squeezed and bursting, a large centipede nearly two meters long appeared in everyone's sight.

"The big guys are here! Let's start fighting!!!"

"Is this the legendary 'descendants offering sacrifices to the heavens' that grants boundless power?! Before even facing the enemy, our side has already crushed a whole bunch of them!"

"Quick, quick, young master, do you still have any lights? Let's, the kind citizens, shine some light for them, illuminating their path of reincarnation!!"

What a kind-hearted citizen! What a convenient loop!

You guys really know how to have fun...