Tomb raiding: following the plot while tearing up the script
Chapter 11 The Unexpected Big Penis
The array eyes that the jade dragon touched lit up one by one. It was as if an ethereal brush was carving the array patterns between the array eyes. When the last array pattern was completed, the entire array flashed with a faint light and then disappeared.
A gentle breeze caressed their faces in the courtyard, and unlike usual, the fresh air invigorated everyone, making them feel as if they were in nature.
The summer sun seemed to soften, the sweltering heat disappeared, leaving only a warm feeling all over the body.
The green plants in the courtyard looked as if they had been wiped clean, exuding a vibrant and upward-growing vitality.
The crabapple trees, which had long since passed their flowering season, have surprisingly sprouted new buds, ready to bloom at any moment.
The three people watching in the courtyard felt the difference in the air quality most keenly, combined with the dragon that Su Li had just casually tossed out!
This scene is far more impactful than anything like a hidden space or a spatial ring.
"Wow... Little Ali, your hands are so cool!!!"
After his initial shock, Hei Xiazi jumped up and clung to Su Li.
Holding the hand that held Su Li's dragon-patterned bracelet, the person made a rare "tsk tsk tsk" sound of admiration. "Was that a dragon just now? Right? Just how wealthy is Little Ali? She actually carries a dragon with her all the time!!!"
Su Li withdrew her hand and pressed down on the overly excited Black Bear. "It's just a small spiritual vein, not a dragon. A dragon can't carry it; this world would be overcrowded and explode."
"So you really do raise dragons!!!" Black Glasses' eyes lit up. The Chinese people's fascination with dragons was inexplicable. They wanted to see them! They wanted to raise them! They wanted them!
"Are dragons as majestic, powerful, and able to summon wind and rain as the legends say?"
"I guess so, I guess so..." It's true that water spirit roots can summon wind and rain, and they're powerful and domineering. I wonder if my second senior sister will be angry when she hears this? I don't think so, but I'm a little scared.
"Tsk tsk tsk, my cultivation world is amazing!" Black Glasses exclaimed with longing!
"The formation has been activated, but your auras haven't been recorded yet. Would you like to try out the power of this formation?" Su Li extended a testing invitation.
Because it lacks spiritual power, this is already a weakened version, aside from altering the formation. I wonder how effective it will be.
On the way, I heard Hei Xiazi say that their combat strength was the ceiling on the road, which could be used to test it.
All three were very interested in this test. They had seen many cultivation novels, but this was the first time they had seen a real-life formation. Who could resist the temptation of being the first to participate in the closed beta test?
The three of them left the main courtyard together and stood on the corridor where they had parted ways the day before. The courtyard gate was closed.
According to Su Li, no matter what methods they use or where they start, as long as they can get into the courtyard, he'll consider it a loss... even getting into the neighboring courtyard will be a loss for him...
The kid was very arrogant, and Uncle Hei was itching to teach him a lesson...
Then I learned a lesson from the kids.
Not only did I get a lesson from the kids, but I also got slapped hard in the butt by something, and my body went numb.
When Su Li came out to greet them and lead them into the courtyard, she saw...
Xie Yuchen was pacing around the courtyard, Zhang Qiling was sitting by the wall with his eyes closed, resting, and Hei Xiazi... Hei Xiazi was lying on the ground cursing.
That's strange, my trap formation doesn't have any offensive power either.
Back in the courtyard, the bear touched the back of his head and grimaced.
Looking at Xie Yuchen, whose forehead was slightly sweaty, and Zhang Qiling, who seemed perfectly normal, and then comparing herself to him, who was covered in dust and had a headache, Zhang Qiling realized that Xie Yuchen was the only one who was in the room.
"Grandpa Flower, Mute, weren't you attacked?"
Bottle, flowers: shake head *2
Black Bear didn't understand, and Black Bear was about to cause trouble.
"Little Ali, how can you be so biased? Why don't you attack them! Why attack me, the blind man! Isn't the blind man good to you? Isn't he good to you?"
Su Li covered her eyes. "Is it possible that my formation won't attack people?"
"How is that possible? The blind man clearly took a solid hit and was knocked down in one go," Black Bear said, adding that he had suffered tons of damage.
Su Li looked at the person on Hei Xiazi's back. "Girl, didn't you go a little too far?"
"Auntie, young lady?" Black Bear paused for a moment, then pointed behind him. "She did it?"
Su Li nodded. "Yes."
"No, little girl, aren't you being a bit unfair? Blackie carries you around all day, and you actually... wait, wait, she can hurt me?" Blackie was passionately talking on the microphone when he suddenly realized something was wrong.
Shouldn't I be unable to move this ghost bride while carrying her on my back? Aside from constantly attacking my body, I shouldn't be able to cause him any physical harm, right?
Su Li touched her nose. "Within the array's range, and with the support of spiritual energy, she can..."
"Pfft..." Xie Yuchen couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Zhang Qiling had a serious face, but if you ignored the little smirk that was secretly playing at the corners of his mouth...
"You're still laughing? You have no heart!!!" Black Bear felt wronged, and he was really about to cause trouble!
"Ahem, I didn't, I didn't, don't talk nonsense." Xie Yuchen said with a serious face.
Zhang Qiling silently put on his hood.
“You guys…” Black Bear felt heartbroken.
He swiftly grabbed Su Li, who was secretly turning away and laughing, practically hanging on her. "Little Li, right now, get her off the blind man! She's got enough strength to slap him on the head now. If she stays on him any longer, he'll be in trouble sooner or later!"
Zurich...
How many times has this happened? Why do you grab people at the slightest disagreement? Don't you know your own limitations?
"You blind bastard, be gentle." Xie Yuchen felt a throbbing pain in his temples. Couldn't this blind bastard change his habit of touching and groping?
"I can't do it now, at least I need to recover some of my spiritual power."
"When will it be restored? How will it be restored? How long will the recovery take?"
"I'll go into seclusion now, and I'll do it in seven days." Su Li calculated for a moment. The formation was set up, and he had gone through the entire cultivation process. He should be able to recover to the Great Perfection of Qi Refining in seven days by relying on the spiritual veins.
"Seven days? How is a blind man supposed to live for seven days?!" Black Bear was practically ready to pull out a handkerchief and whine to Su Li.
"What if this little girl secretly tries to harass the blind man? I... ouch, oh my god." Before he could finish his sentence, the blind man stumbled and was slapped on the back of the head again.
Su Li quickly covered Hei Xiazi's mouth. "Master said you shouldn't say things like that to girls, otherwise you'll deserve to be slapped by them."
Xie Yuchen & Zhang Qiling: Master is right.
"Waaah, you all don't love the blind man anymore, I can't live like this anymore, the blind man is so pitiful, the blind man can't live anymore." This time, Black Bear really took out his handkerchief and put on a whole show of singing, reciting, acting and fighting.
The ghost bride clinging to his back: If I could, I'd jump down myself.
Su Li snatched the handkerchief from Hei Xiazi's hand and stuffed a palm-sized gold brick into his hand before he could continue his antics.
"Quiet."
Xie Yuchen: Familiar
Zhang Qiling: Familiar
Black Bear: $o$
"Okay, boss."
If it weren't for the fact that a certain game, Honor of Kings, hasn't been released yet, Hei Xiazi would probably shout, "Master, please give Daji all you want!"
"Behave yourself, watch your mouth, and don't talk nonsense to that young girl."
"Good boss."
"Little girls need to be coaxed."
"Understood, boss."
"I'll take care of it for you once you get through customs."
"No problem, boss." It's just seven days, no problem at all. A blind man is a professional at comforting children. "Boss, could you give me another one?"
Xie Yuchen: ...
Zhang Qiling: ...
This is very black-hearted.
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