Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

The next day, Gu Lin'an rummaged through the wardrobe and finally found a piece of clothing that he could wear.

There was no way around it; as a homebody, his attitude towards clothes was simply that they just needed to be wearable. Suddenly, he had a brilliant idea.

"How about I start wearing men's underwear? That seems like a good idea."

As a fellow guy, he knows all too well what some guys look like and that they have a huge need for underwear.

After grooming himself in front of the mirror, Gu Lin'an felt that happiness had come too suddenly. Wasn't his dream to return to the KPL stage?

I'm confident I can pass the trial; I must seize this opportunity.

I set my alarm for 7 p.m. to remind myself to write a short essay, and went downstairs to buy a few cups of coffee.

He figured he'd offended Yinuo and Feifei, so he'd buy them a few cups of coffee as an apology—it's never wrong to be polite, right?

We'll be teammates from now on, there's no need to make things so awkward.

I took a taxi to the building where AG is located. As soon as I got to the entrance, an elderly security guard stopped me and said, "Delivery people aren't allowed in. Call the customer and have them come and pick it up themselves."

Gu Lin'an: ?

Gu Lin'an assumed the old man was used to it and said with a forced smile, "Sir, I'm not a food deliveryman."

"Even if you're just a deliveryman, it won't work. If you're not allowed in, you're not allowed in." The old man waved his hand, telling Gu Lin'an to wait.

Seeing Gu Lin'an's discomfiture, the delivery guy in the yellow shirt walked up to him and said, "Young man, are you a newbie? This place is AG's headquarters. Unauthorized personnel are not allowed in. Just wait for your buyer."

"Where are your work clothes? Did you wash them but they're not dry? If this is discovered, you'll be fined."

Gu Lin'an was speechless. He was already dressed very formally, so why did someone mistake him for a food deliveryman?

He gritted his teeth and forced out a few words: "I'm not a food deliveryman."

The delivery guy patted Gu Lin'an on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, it's fate that we met. I won't report you."

"Hey bro, which university did you graduate from?"

Gu Lin'an didn't say anything upon hearing this. He had gone to play professionally after graduating from high school and had never attended university.

I took out my phone and sent a private message to Sister Feifei, asking her to come and pick me up.

"Don't be shy. The current economic climate is tough, so being a delivery rider is actually quite good. I studied civil engineering in college."

Seeing that Gu Lin'an didn't speak, the deliveryman continued, "Hey buddy, I have a question for you. I want to go back to my hometown and build a house. Is it possible to build it on a mountain?"

Gu Lin'an blinked. "It can be covered, then we won't need a coffin."

Rider: ...

Seeing that Gu Lin'an didn't understand him, the delivery guy stroked his chin and continued, "Dude, what's 30 degrees for cosplay?"

Gu Lin'an didn't know why this person kept asking him strange questions, so he replied, "I'm not very good at English."

After failing to answer two questions to Gu Lin'an, the deliveryman gave up on asking about Gu Lin'an's university major.

Gu Lin'an was getting anxious. Fei Fei hadn't replied to his messages yet, and he couldn't just stand there doing nothing.

It's over 30 degrees Celsius in Shanghai right now, and there's nowhere to find shade here.

If he keeps getting this sun, he'll dry out completely. At that point, Sister Feifei won't need to send him to the trial; she can just call an ambulance to take him away.

"I should have kept Feifei's phone number," Gu Lin'an muttered, walking back to the old man to see if he could make an exception.

Seeing this, the deliveryman said, "Brother, just wait a moment. This old man is not going to let you in. I've tried several times already."

Gu Lin'an walked up to the old man and said with a smile, "Grandpa, I'm here for a trial. Look, I even have a private message from the AG boss. Please let me in."

"You're a professional player too?" The old man worked as a security guard at AG, and although he didn't play the game Honor of Kings, he had heard of it.

"What's your name?"

“My ID is Changye, I don’t know if you’ve heard of it,” Gu Lin’an asked tentatively.

"You're the one born in Changye?" The old man looked shocked.

Gu Lin'an: ...

Gu Lin'an didn't know whether to agree or not. He didn't expect to be so famous that even the old man had heard of him.

"Oh my god, I love your jokes so much! Sometimes when I can't sleep, I specifically go online to find your clips, they're so funny."

Gu Lin'an: ...

"This old man is quite fashionable," Gu Lin'an murmured to himself. But no matter what, this old man knows him, so there's a chance.

“I was just saying that I recognized you the moment I saw you, and I thought you often delivered food here.”

"You should have said so earlier. Today, the AG boss specifically informed me that a young man is coming for a trial. You can come and register, and then you can go in."

The old man took out a notebook, had Gu Lin'an sign it, and then let him go.

Seeing Gu Lin'an walk past so casually, one of the delivery riders hurriedly said, "No, why can this person go in but I can't? Aren't you discriminating against us yellow-skinned riders?"

"I want to report this to the Central Committee! I want to report this to the Central Committee!"

Gu Lin'an left without looking back, and he didn't care what the old man and the rider said afterwards.

It has to be said that AG's headquarters is really big, which is quite a challenge for Gu Lin'an, who has no sense of direction.

I searched all over but couldn't find the training room that Sister Feifei mentioned.

I opened Amap (Gaode Maps) and started searching. After walking a few steps, I heard Amap remind me: "You have deviated from your course."

"Damn it!" Gu Lin'an cursed, feeling unbearably hot, and opened the package to take a sip of coffee.

"No, how could you, a delivery rider, steal drinks from a takeout order?"

"Do you have any manners at all? Who do you belong to? I'm going to file a complaint."

A young woman took out her phone and started taking pictures of Gu Lin'an's face, her cheeks puffed up in anger.

Gu Lin'an couldn't take it anymore and said directly, "How could you tell I'm a food delivery person? Look at me, who am I!"

He pointed to himself, hoping the young woman in front of him would recognize him.

Gu Lin'an has such a fiery temper. He has millions of haters on the music platform, so why doesn't anyone recognize him when he comes out of seclusion?

"Even if you use the Great Desolate Imprisoning Heaven Finger, you can't possibly be the Desolate Heaven Emperor."

Big Socks, you've learned too many miscellaneous things. You should go back to university and study your sow postpartum care properly.

He didn't want to show his true face, but no one recognized him.

Having no other choice, Gu Lin'an revealed his identity with a sigh, saying, "I was born in Changye."

Sure enough, the young lady immediately recognized Gu Lin'an's identity upon hearing this name.

"It's you! I was wondering why you looked so familiar. I usually only see you in videos, but I didn't recognize you just now because of the beauty filter."

"Haha, I've finally met a real celebrity."

"Night... no, Great Night, I watch your videos every day. Whenever I can't sleep, I take them out and look through them," the girl said excitedly.

"Hehe, thank you for liking it."