Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

After killing Hua Mulan, Gu Lin'an swiped three fingers and found that a fight had broken out in the bottom lane. He rode the teleportation flower to rush to the rescue.

King Arthur followed, carrying his shield.

In the bottom lane, a 2v3 situation, Gu Lin'an's marksman, Galo, was quite skilled, cooperating with support Doriya to kite the enemy and bring them to low health.

King Arthur arrived at the bottom lane but hesitated to go up because he was unsure whether the enemy Donghuang Taiyi had his ultimate skill ready.

At this moment, Gu Lin'an's eyes darted around, and he shouted, "Doria, use your ultimate! The enemy Donghuang doesn't have his ultimate yet, I'm going to kill them all this time!"

Upon hearing this, King Arthur thought, "How could I let Gu Lin'an take this head?"

He charged forward, shield in hand.

When Donghuang hit Eileen with his first skill, he immediately used his ultimate to immobilize her.

King Arthur: ? ?

"Diao Chan, didn't you say that the enemy Donghuang didn't have his ultimate skill? Then what is this? Are you doing this on purpose?!"

Gu Lin pretended to be surprised and said, "Ah, sorry, sorry, maybe I saw it wrong. It's okay, I'll help you."

Doria used her ultimate skill on Gu Lin'an and then nimbly jumped in front of Ying Zheng and Eileen, applying her passive skill with her first and second skills.

Ying Zheng immediately used Flash to escape, and Eileen tried to pull him away, but was slowed down by Gu Lin'an's skill.

Seeing her health bar almost depleted, Eileen wanted to trade her life for King Arthur's.

However, King Arthur had already equipped a small item called Eternal Night, which allowed him to withstand the damage.

Diao Chan kills Eileen.

After Donghuang's ultimate move ended, Gu Lin'an naturally couldn't let him go. King Arthur couldn't swallow this insult; he took the hit himself, but Gu Lin'an didn't even get a sip of the soup.

"Arthur, stop chasing, let me handle it. You can't control it," Gu Lin'an said.

"How could I not be able to handle it?" Arthur was furious when he heard this.

"I don't."

Use the first skill to follow up with Donghuang Taiyi, chasing him all the way to the base of the first tower.

At this moment, the enemy jungler Zhuge Liang appeared, threw out three magic orbs, unleashed a spirit bomb, and eliminated King Arthur.

"See what I said? You're so disobedient. Would I ever hurt you? I already reminded you." Gu Lin'an said with a hint of grievance in his voice.

[Arthur's anger, host reaction +0.1 +0.1.]

King Arthur was furious; this kid must have deliberately tricked him!

"You'd be happy if I died?"

"The enemy Zhuge Liang has such a high economy, let's see how you survive!"

Gu Lin'an chuckled to himself upon hearing this: "Diao Chan is least afraid of Zhuge Liang in the jungle. As long as the economic gap isn't too large, beating him is like beating her son."

"Do you think my invincible frame rate is just for show?"

Zhuge Liang uses his first skill, Gu Lin'an dodges it with his second skill, and moves backward to avoid being hit by Zhuge Liang's second skill.

Zhuge Liang realized he had met a master and wanted to leave the range of Gu Lin'an's ultimate move, but Gu Lin'an wouldn't let him.

The petals flew towards Zhuge Liang with a whooshing sound, the mark above his head exploded, and his health was immediately reduced to almost nothing.

Zhuge Liang unleashed his ultimate skill, which Gu Lin'an dodged using his second skill's invincibility frames, resulting in a successful kill.

[An Shen's Diao Chan is amazing! She fought a team fight and her health was still high.]

That was a truly smooth operation.

[Shut up, second floor!]

Gu Lin'an chuckled when he saw the comments, "Do you guys also want to perform such smooth moves like the streamer?"

"Here I have to recommend a second-hand recycling platform..."

[Please, have mercy on me! I keep dreaming about you whispering sweet nothings in my ear every night.]

Sorry, no dating!

[How much did Quan Quan pay you? I'll double it with watermelon seeds!]

After killing Zhuge Liang, the opposing Donghuang Taiyi naturally couldn't be let go. His health was very low, so Gu Lin'an directly tower-dived and killed him, getting a huge kill.

This emboldened Gu Lin'an, and after a dozen seconds, he arrived in the mid lane. Knowing that Ying Zheng didn't have Flash, he directly tower-dived.

The passive skill applied a slow effect, allowing for another tower dive and kill.

At this point, Gu Lin'an had already secured six kills and was leading by more than a thousand in economics.

"Arthur, what do you think of my Diao Chan?"

"Am I the better Diao Chan player, or are you the better Arthur player?" Gu Lin'an asked through the microphone.

[Arthur's anger...]

Even if King Arthur had the thickest skin, he couldn't say anything and could only silently go to the jungle to farm.

[Haha, this is so satisfying! The calming effect is really entertaining.]

[The dragon doesn't roar, the dog doesn't bark, little Arthur is laughable, laughable indeed.]

Actually, anyone can easily perform the calming and soothing actions.

[Anshen, quick, give me your hand.]

Brother, you should have said so earlier! My thirty-meter-long sword would have already slashed down.

[After watching An Shen's gameplay, I feel like I can do it again. I'll leave this thread running for six minutes.]

Six minutes later...

[Brother, are you still there? What's the situation in the battle?]

"Hey bro, at least say something, or I'm calling the police."

[Squeak~]

Within six minutes, Gu Lin'an's side was in a very favorable position, having successfully destroyed all the second towers.

Seeing Gu Lin'an dancing around under the turret, his teammates praised him: "This Diao Chan player is really good! Are you Zhang Laosan?"

The voice doesn't sound like it.

Gu Lin'an took a sip of water and replied, "I'm not Zhang Laosan, I'm the eldest. Laosan even asked me for advice before."

Zhang Laosan had previously come to his live stream to ask for advice on how to do live streaming, so Gu Lin'an wasn't exactly lying.

"His talent is laughable. He's only good at business. Can he really compare to Zhang Laosan in terms of skill?" King Arthur said.

[King Arthur, I think you're just jealous. She carried the team this game; you were just a bystander.]

[Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Haha.]

My teammates don't like King Arthur's personality, especially since they mocked them as low-scoring kids at the start of the game. This gives me a chance to directly confront them.

"Haha, we're all teammates, let's not argue."

"Actually, King Arthur played quite well. He's right, let's take the lead this time."

“King Arthur, I’ll bait Donghuang’s ultimate move, then you can switch to the carry.” Gu Lin’an said.

King Arthur hesitated for a moment. Could this kid really be so kind? He had been ripped off in the previous team battle, leaving him with nothing but his underwear.

"Seriously, if you don't believe me, I'll just start a group, and you can just follow me around, right?"

King Arthur thought for a moment and decided that this was a safer approach, so he said, "You're smart enough. This is no longer the era of magic cores. You should face reality."

"What's the point of spending so much money if you eat so much?"

"The opponents aren't bots. Donghuang has saved his ultimate for you. Just go up there and get sucked in. I'll handle the team fights."

Gu Lin'an smiled upon hearing this: "Alright, alright, you're right. I've come to my senses now, but it's not too late. King Arthur, follow me."

King Arthur remained cautious, silently following behind Gu Lin'an, ready to run away at the slightest sign of trouble.

Seeing that the opposing team was clearing the lane on the high ground, Gu Lin'an disappeared from his spot and unleashed his ultimate skill, revealing his aura of taking on five opponents at once.

"Is this guy serious?" King Arthur was taken aback.

Seeing that the enemy Donghuang was about to unleash his ultimate, he had already prepared his shield and figured out how to take down the enemy carry.

Just as Donghuang Taiyi was about to absorb it, a golden hue spread from Gu Lin'an's body.

It’s a golden body!