Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

"My name is Bodhidharma. Is there anything else you want to ask?" Gu Lin'an asked in return.

This sentence left Yinuo speechless.

In the AG training room, everyone heard Yi Nuo arguing with his teammates and rushed over to join in the fun.

Even the coach, Milk Tea, was watching the game while drinking milk tea.

"Yinuo, the situation isn't good this game. The enemy Lan has already farmed up, and he'll probably come over to steal the blue buff again when it's ready."

"If any of you get carried away, you're bound to lose once a team fight starts."

"Slurp~" the milk tea coach analyzed.

"Oh, Coach Milk Tea, what should we do?" Fei Fei asked.

Coach Milk Tea thought for a moment and said, "Unless... unless the top laner can stand up and initiate a good team fight, maybe we can win."

"Of course, it depends on the awareness of the top laner, but this is a game with over 2,000 points. I think Damo should have this much. It just depends on how well he uses his ultimate."

Yi Nuo glanced at the economy panel and saw that Da Mo's teammate had the second-lowest economy, so he shook his head.

"With his equipment, he'd be melted as soon as he went in; he probably wouldn't be able to do anything."

"Let me develop first."

One minute and twenty seconds later, the opposing Mulan took the lead in clearing the lane and teleporting to the mid-lane river.

The Blue Buff is about to refresh, just like Coach Milk Tea said, the opposing team is planning to steal the Blue Buff.

Gu Lin'an cleared the minion wave and then used the teleportation flower to arrive at the mid lane. Yi Nuo signaled to call his teammates to help the jungler defend the jungle.

The opposing team had already surrounded the Blue Buff, and Lan immediately used her second skill upon seeing Haiyue, clearly intending to take it all.

A team fight was about to break out, and while joining the fight, Yi Nuo switched perspectives to find Gu Lin'an's location.

It was discovered that Gu Lin'an had been practicing the "Return My Beauty Fist" in the left side of the middle.

"Wait, what's this guy doing? Why doesn't he know how to join a group?" Yi Nuo was a little puzzled, but Xuan Ran, who was next to her, noticed something and her eyes lit up.

The economic disparity between Haiyue and Lan was too great; even in the illusion, Haiyue was no match for Lan. Three seconds later, the illusion shattered, and Lan emerged from it.

The blade was still stained with Haiyue's blood, and upon seeing Yinuo, it immediately used its ultimate move to pounce on him.

Yi Nuo's hand speed was very fast. He used his ultimate skill to switch umbrellas and dodge the attack. However, Hua Mulan suddenly appeared from the side. Lecio seized the opportunity and used his second skill to jump over the wall and finish off the attacker.

"Oh no!" Yinuo exclaimed inwardly.

Once you're silenced by Mulan, even having two lives wouldn't be enough to kill you.

"Sister Feifei, quickly put on the treatment!" Yi Nuo thought that with the treatment, she should be able to hold on for a while longer.

What is that damn Dharma doing? The fight has already broken out here, and he hasn't uttered a single word in the bushes.

At this moment, Yi Nuo was like someone about to jump off a building, with many things on her mind, mostly about Gu Lin'an.

In the blink of an eye, a dark figure suddenly appeared beside him.

With a golden glow emanating from his body, he delivered a punch that sent Mulan, Lan, and Lesio, who hadn't yet switched to their heavy swords, slamming them against the wall.

"A quick flash followed by a powerful attack, impressive! That's skillful." Yi Nuo's eyes lit up.

Having been rescued, the resentment she felt towards Gu Lin'an lessened somewhat.

Golden rays burst forth from the ground as Gu Lin'an delivered another punch, killing the fragile marksman.

"That was a really good punch, I'll finish it off!" Yi Nuo activated his berserk mode and struck the two of them.

The next second, he looked at Bodhidharma in front of him with suspicion as he patted his butt and ran away happily.

Why did he run away?

When the two people opposite her woke up from their coma, Yinuo finally realized what was happening.

The opponent's economy is too strong. My skills can only scratch Lan's skin. If Lan comes over, he'll be the one to eat meat.

"That kid's really cunning, he took the kill and ran away." Yi Nuo was touched by Lan, and used his second skill to switch to an umbrella and escape.

But Princess Yao, controlled by Feifei, fell down, and no one caught her.

"It's over, Sister Feifei is going to die," Cat said from the side.

Princess Yao Yao was not affected by any control skills and remained in human form, so facing two burly men, she was basically doomed to die.

At this time a voice was heard.

"Princess Yao Yao, there is a light sword left by Hua Mulan in front of you. Quickly go up to it and trigger the passive skill."

After Gu Lin'an withdrew, he kept observing the battle and found that Gongsun Li actually dared to add damage. He really didn't know who gave her the courage.

Can't you see that as a soldier, you always fight and run?

Who can withstand the damage Lan inflicts?

Gu Lin'an originally didn't want to save Yao Mei, but considering that the divination said this person was a benefactor in this game, Gu Lin'an decided to help her.

Upon hearing this, Feifei hurriedly walked onto Mulan's light sword, and two seconds later transformed into a deer, which was then taken away by Gu Lin'an.

On another battlefield, the fighting was not as intense. After exchanging a few blows, Yao stopped attacking the Blue Buff.

Overall, the blue zone was successfully defended, with both sides trading one for one.

"This Dharma Master is really good at details. Fei Fei was supposed to die in this wave, but he used this method to save her life." Cat exclaimed in shock.

Xuan Ran shook his head and said, "The details of this Dharma are not only like that. Do you know why he released his second skill in the bushes at the beginning?"

Cat pondered upon hearing this and said, "Could it be stacking passives?"

"That's right. As Yi Nuo said before, Da Mo's economy is relatively low. Once his small body is hit by a skill, he's basically crippled. So he crouches in the bushes to stack his passive and wait for the right opportunity."

"Another reason I suspect is that he might be using Yi Nuo as bait to lure Lecio off the other side."

"If Lecio doesn't come up, I don't think Damo Bird will even acknowledge Yinuo."

Upon hearing this, Yi Nuo angrily cursed that this Bodhidharma was born a bastard.

"Never mind, Yi Nuo, don't be angry anymore. In any case, this Dharma saved your life," Cat comforted her from the side.

"Hmph, if it weren't for the fact that he's playing this Dharma skill quite well, I would have turned on my microphone long ago," Yinuo said with a smug look.

Just then, Gu Lin'an's voice echoed in Yi Nuo's ears.

"Boss Yao, how about you consider playing with me this round?"

"I think you've been scammed. This marksman is terrible. Why don't you just give me the money you spent on hiring actors?"

"I'll give you a 20% discount."

Yi Nuo: ...

[The wrath of the marksman Gongsun Li, host's hero skill +0.1 +0,1...]

Feifei was amused by Gu Lin'an's actions; who would poach someone's partner in public?

She typed: "[This marksman is actually quite skilled, but he might be nervous playing with the boss.]"

"Come on, my grandma plays better than him, don't be shy about saying so."

"If you hadn't told him he was one of your men, I would have thought he was Qinglong, someone who just relies on his teammates and doesn't do any work."

"Ahem, why don't you consider it? I can give you a 30% discount."

[Haha, An Shen is putting on another little show now, this is pure sowing discord.]

[Is An Shen addicted to breaking up couples? Now she wants to break up any pairings she sees.]

The spirit of the Jian'an era still remains, and the legacy of Cao Cao endures forever. An Shen really does seem to want to run off with every girl he sees.