Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

"Hahaha, Lin'an, that was awesome! You have no idea how cool it was. I just came out of Ting'an's live stream, and his face turned green. He immediately ended the stream." Lu Xue, the sixth brother, started doing her job and howled.

"Ahem, what a coincidence, I just came out of Wang Hansang's live stream. He got so angry that he smashed his phone and completely lost his temper on the spot," Gu Ci said, suppressing a laugh.

Piketao: "Um, shall I check out other people's live streams?"

Gu Lin'an's lips twitched upon hearing this. "No, how can you guys be so bored? Aren't you just mocking the other side? They're already heartbroken enough from losing the match, don't provoke them."

After finishing speaking, he opened Wang Hansang's phone number bar and sent a message: 【I heard you smashed your phone in anger?】

The phone showed the message had been read, and after a three-second silence, a reply came: "What's wrong? What do you want?"

Gu Lin'an typed a reply: "[Ahem, if your phone is broken, you probably can't use it to play King of Glory anymore. I recommend QuanQuan; it's a reliable secondhand recycling platform. You can give it a try.]"

[Wang Hansang's rage points increase host hero proficiency by 0.1]

Gu Lin'an happily absorbed a wave of anger points, then put down his phone.

While his teammates were still discussing the match they had just played, Gu Lin'an, who was getting hungry after playing for so long, gave them a few words of advice before ending the stream.

[No, An Shen, let's play one more round. I want to see you play Di Renjie again.]

[Yeah, since we're already here, let's play a few more rounds.]

[I want to watch, I love watching! Brother Changye is so handsome when he plays games, let's play a few more rounds~]

To be honest, Gu Lin'an is quite good-looking, with a fair complexion and an innocent smile. If it weren't for his reputation, he would have a lot of female fans.

Gu Lin'an looked at the camera and said, "No way, everyone, the host is hungry. Eating is the most important thing in the world. I'm going to show off my food."

I'll send you gifts, so play a couple more games.

Gu Lin'an smiled slightly when he saw this comment: "Haha, gifts or not are not important, I'm really hungry."

Before the words were even finished, a carnival image appeared on the live stream screen.

"Damn, thank you for the Carnival gift I gave you because I think Qinglong is not as good as Anshen. The boss is so generous."

After that, special effects for the gifts flew everywhere.

"Thank you for sending me a Douyin No. 1 because I think Qinglong is not as good as Anshen."

"Thank you for the Douyin airship that I gave you because I think Qinglong is not as good as Anshen."

……

"Sister, don't send it anymore, I'll broadcast it, I'll broadcast it, okay?" Gu Lin'an said, both amused and exasperated.

He thought he was a worldly man who wouldn't bow down for a pittance, but unfortunately, the other party offered him too much.

"The boss is not only generous, but also pragmatic. I really like this kind of personality."

"If you're going to serve it like this, I'm not hungry anymore. Let's get started, Di Renjie, prepare it!"

He coughed lightly: "Hello everyone, from now on, this is the live broadcast room sponsored by the beautiful An Shen, who thinks Qinglong is not as good as An Shen. Next, let Xiao Anzi teach you about Di Renjie."

[An Shen, look at your ugly face.]

The boss is so confused!

Oh no, my bro has female fans now. My heart is a little sore.

We agreed to be losers together, why did you betray the revolution?

[Sigh, it's all so bland. Hot water is too hot for me to drink, and people's hearts are too cold for me to touch. I gave my heart for yours, but you laugh at my naivety.]

In the live stream, a bunch of single men broke down their guard and started yelling and screaming, like monkeys crying on both banks of the river.

After that, Gu Lin'an started live streaming his tutorials on how to play Di Renjie. He explained the details very clearly, and the viewers in the live stream said they had learned a lot.

After playing for four hours, Gu Lin'an was starving and felt like he could see stars.

The girl wanted to keep sending virtual gifts, but he immediately ended the stream. He's physically weak and couldn't handle such a high-intensity stream.

After playing with the dog for a while, Gu Lin'an remembered that there was still important business to attend to.

I glanced at the time and thought it was still early, so I ate a bowl of braised beef... it was convenient.

As a public figure, he dares not go out casually, as that would attract a lot of haters who would beat him up.

Actually, another reason was that I was too hungry and couldn't wait to eat.

And so, when it was time for Qinglong's live stream at six o'clock in the evening, Gu Lin'an took out his phone, opened Weibo, and started posting a short essay.

[The streamer won the first game of the league; the fans were very enthusiastic, and Changye was flattered.]

Several photos of fans giving money as tips were attached.

[The above photos have been communicated with the account owner, and no one's privacy has been violated. Please rest assured.]

After uploading the Weibo post, Gu Lin'an couldn't hold back any longer. Like a child who had played a prank, he hurriedly opened Qinglong's live stream to watch the excitement.

【? ? 】

[What's wrong, An Shen? Today's post is so weak! Are you kidding me into following the story?]

[Fellow Daoist, please take a close look at the photo posted by An Shen and pay attention to the question.]

[Haha, if I were Qinglong, I would regret offending Anshen to death. My house was robbed in just one day.]

……

Qinglong had just finished adjusting his mood from the morning and started his live stream when the chat reminded him to check Gu Lin'an's Weibo post.

He frowned, wondering what kind of trouble Gu Lin'an was up to now.

Curiosity killed the cat. When he opened Weibo and saw those photos, his expression changed drastically.

【3】

【2】

【1】

[Red Temperature Warning!]

After the barrage counted down to three, Qinglong's face visibly turned red, and then turned purple.

[It's red! Hahaha, I knew three numbers for a Azure Dragon would guarantee a red-hot color.]

Qinglong's chest heaved violently as he looked at the photos of people who were originally his fans now showering Gu Lin'an with gifts.

"Traitors, a bunch of traitors, do you really enjoy being Gu Lin'an's lapdogs?"

He was breathing heavily, barely suppressing his anger.

"I can't get angry, I can't get angry, I can't let these people in the live stream have fun," he muttered, a grim smile creeping onto his lips.

"Trying to provoke me? Gu Lin'an underestimates me. They're just a bunch of fake fans. I'm better off without them."

That's right, brother, we don't need those kinds of opportunists.

"It's just a gift, we'll send you one too."

[Ahem, Qinglong, this person who's been giving An Shen a Carnival gift seems to be your previous number one supporter.]

[Hahaha, I can't laugh anymore, I got betrayed by the top fan.]

Upon seeing this comment, Qinglong almost couldn't hold back his anger, swallowed hard, and forcibly suppressed the rage in his chest.

"So what if he's number one on the leaderboard? My brother doesn't care."

【My dear sister, let me advise you. Why don't you do what I did and give in to Brother Changye?】

At the very least, Changye is much more handsome than Qinglong. Di Renjie is quite good at this; he said today that he might bring fans on board if there's a chance in the future.

[Furthermore, everything Changye wrote in his post was true. Qinglong is a petty person; stop being a fan of him.]

Really? Okay, then I'll abandon the darkness and embrace the light. Goodbye, I loved you.

[These aren't big socks, is it really that hasty?]

"puff."

Qinglong couldn't hold back any longer and coughed up a mouthful of blood, collapsing in front of everyone in the live stream.

Call an ambulance immediately!

[It's over, the Azure Dragon has left the realm of the biosphere.]