Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

Pei Qinhu couldn't possibly defend the crystal by himself. As soon as he emerged from the spring, he was frozen solid by Gu Ci. What awaited him was a group attack by Gu Lin'an and his four companions.

"Huaguoshan team, Gamera, Gamera, let's congratulate FY team on winning the first game!" Teacher Donkey shouted in the live broadcast room.

"To be honest, there aren't many technically skilled streamers like Changye anymore. Right now, I'm the only one who can compete with him."

[Teacher Donkey is becoming increasingly shameless.]

It seems Teacher Donkey is also transitioning into a new profession.

The Huaguoshan team watched helplessly as their crystal exploded, their faces showing great distress.

At this moment, they were like wilted eggplants, rotten persimmons, and broken sesame seeds. (Don't hit me, just kidding!)

They genuinely didn't expect to lose. It felt like a group of regular troops going into the mountains to wipe out bandits, only to be wiped out themselves.

"There's no way around it, Marco Polo on the other side is just too difficult to deal with."

“He played it safe and focused on developing his strength in the early game, so we couldn’t find any openings in his defenses. In the late game, he kept harassing us, and he also had Princess Yao Yao, making him very difficult to kill,” Ting An said.

"Let's target Changye in the next game. We thought he only knew how to play the marksman Baili Shouyue, but we didn't expect him to be proficient in other heroes as well."

"Fine, then ban all the marksman heroes with mobility skills. Let's see how he plays then!" Wang Hansang said through gritted teeth.

He also had a tough time in the last game, especially the chase after the low-health enemy, which was a complete disgrace!

After today, I wonder how those marketing accounts will edit their content.

Unlike the Huaguoshan team, Gu Lin'an's team was very happy, especially Pi Ketao, who chattered like a lark.

Every now and then a captain would call out, and she would instantly transform into a fangirl.

Surprisingly, Ci and Mozi didn't bicker; instead, they happily discussed the match they had just played.

"Family, how did I play this game? To be honest, I only used 50% of my strength, haha."

Is the streamer getting cocky? He's putting on airs.

"So, you mean the guy from Flower Fruit Mountain can't even unleash your full potential?"

[Hahaha, Changye, you're finished. I've already screenshotted this. Tomorrow I'll post it on a marketing account saying you mocked Huaguo Mountain, and you'll just have to wait to be attacked by their fans.]

[Oh no, An Shen, don't look at this message, there's a hater here.]

Seeing this, Gu Lin'an revealed a meaningful smile and said, "I knew there would be a real hater like you in my live stream as soon as I was born."

"You've already given yourself away before I've even finished speaking."

"What I mean is that I only played at 50 percent of my ability. The other 50 percent was due to the excellent teamwork of my teammates, which is why we won the first game."

"You've been watching my live streams and editing a lot of my videos, haven't you? Did you pay the copyright fees?"

"My lawyer will contact you later."

"Where is the housing manager? Kick him out!"

[Your subject is here!]

【Calming and soothing 666.】

Haha, this little dark-skinned guy worked for nothing for a month.

Gu Lin'an took a bite of watermelon and said to his teammates, "Turn off your microphones in your live streams, let's discuss how to play the next game."

"Haha, the Flower Fruit Mountain on the other side is nothing special. My Demon Brother can easily crush it with one hand." Gu Lin'an said this earlier only to provoke Xiao Heizi. Demon Brother is really getting cocky.

Therefore, the poem also says: "Just beat the opponent, and the next game is in the bag."

Gu Lin'an frowned upon hearing this. The worst thing you can do in a competition is to underestimate your opponent, as that can easily lead to an unexpected defeat.

"Are you happy that you won the first game?"

"Of course I'm happy."

"Oh, you're celebrating too soon." Gu Lin'an sneered, then immediately launched into a tirade of insults.

"Damn it, who taught you guys to open champagne at the halfway point? Should I call a few girls over to celebrate with you guys now?"

"You all brought out your best skills in the first game. Now, let me ask you, Mozi, after you played Cheng Yaojin in the village server, who will you pick next?"

"Do you understand how to play the others?"

"In the last game, my Marksman dominated in the mid-game and caught them off guard, but don't forget, they were playing a two-sided game."

"If they ban those marksman heroes with strong mobility and self-protection abilities in the next game, who should I play?"

"Playing Hou Yi and those warriors in a stand-and-fight battle? I couldn't survive that."

"Didn't you think of any of this? What are you good for?"

"You guys only learn bad things and not good ones. You're the worst team I've ever had." Gu Lin'an's mouth was firing off like a machine gun, his speech coming out at an extremely fast pace.

These words were like a bucket of cold water, extinguishing their passion.

Mo Zi wanted to argue, but Gu Lin'an's words were all true, and he couldn't refute them even if he wanted to.

"Captain, what... what should we do?" Piktao realized the seriousness of the situation and asked nervously.

"How about we fight on both sides?" Lu Xue said after a moment of thought.

Gu Lin'an originally played the top lane, so playing on both sides should be a good choice.

Gu Lin'an just shook his head and said, "Playing on both sides won't work. Ask Mozi if he can stand up in the second game on the top lane. Warriors' output is never enough. The other side has two top top lane players. We're at a disadvantage."

Mozi said resentfully, "Am I... am I really that bad on the wing?"

"How are we going to play the second game? The captain's comments are making me feel like we're going to lose the next few games."

Seeing that his words had the desired effect, Gu Lin'an pretended to be relaxed and said, "I was just giving you a heads-up. I guarantee we'll win the next round. I'll take care of everything."

"Moreover, they will be under much more pressure than us in the next game. They should be the ones worried. Don't forget, we are the strongest team."

"If we win the next game, and we have a chance to get together, I'll treat everyone to dinner."

"Captain, is this what they call 'making empty promises'?" Piktao asked with a smile.

"Bullshit, this is a promise, okay? Sister Tao, have you been cheated on by a scumbag before? Why are you so sensitive?"

"die!"

After Gu Lin'an's jokes, the atmosphere in the group became lively again.

Gu Lin'an's suppression here is quite effective; he uses a combination of harsh measures and gentle encouragement, avoiding excessive pressure that could lead to a backlash.

The second game begins.

Just as Gu Lin'an predicted, Huaguo Mountain banned Gongsun Li, who has both mobility and damage output, and then banned Goya as well.

Then I chose Mengqi as the jungler.

In the first game, Gu Lin'an played Marco Polo, and now the opposing team has banned Gongsun Li and Goya.

Currently, the only strong marksman heroes with mobility left for Gu Lin'an are Sun Shangxiang and Huang Zhong.

However, both of these heroes have weaknesses; one is clearly the one who digs a pit and waits for Gu Lin'an to jump in.

"Captain, the enemy has released Baili Shouyue. Should we take him?" Pi Ketao noticed this and hurriedly reminded him.

Gu Lin'an thought for a moment and said, "Sister Tao Tao, let's pick Ming Shi Yin first. I'll take a look at the opponent's lineup before choosing."