Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

The viewers in the live stream were all shocked.

[Wait, is this guy's brain different from ours? How did he come up with that?]

No wonder they said the Azure Dragon had a big belly at the beginning; it turns out it was waiting here.

It's a pity I'm in college now; if I were in high school, I would know how to do this problem.

[Ahem, I'm not very knowledgeable, I'm currently in high school, but I'll answer this.]

The phrase "big belly" runs throughout the entire text, making the structure complete. The host's last sentence echoes these four words, highlighting the central theme.

[Damn, I'm dying of laughter! Nobody's stopping me from spending money on the streamer today!]

From now on, I'm your biggest fan!

The anchors, including Lü Dehua, were shocked to see these people constantly sending gifts to Gu Lin'an.

Lu Dehua said with a wry smile, "Grandma Li, no wonder Changye's live stream is so popular. At first, I thought it was only because of Hei Qinglong that he had such high popularity, but I didn't expect this... writing style really hits my weak spot."

Lai Shen also deeply regrets it, saying, "At first I scoffed at it, but now I'm learning frame by frame."

"I got my laptop late. Does any of you have a screen recording? Send it over so I can take a look."

While gifts kept pouring into Gu Lin'an's live stream, the competition continued on the field.

Pengpeng's cloud tassels swept across the land, seemingly as Gu Lin'an had said, invincible.

After killing Lanling King and Zhou Yu, Pengpeng used Red Daddy to stick to Gongsun Li, and then stabbed Gongsun Li hard with the red tassel spear.

"Wildfire Hundred Slashes!"

With a sharp shout, Gongsun Li was also killed by Pengpeng.

"Pengpeng's Yunying is so strong now. He used to avoid Lanling King. Streamer, is this part of your play?" a viewer asked in the live stream.

This was something Gu Lin'an had anticipated, otherwise he wouldn't have made such a boast that the situation would reverse in ten minutes.

Gu Lin'an explained to the audience, "Because I saw Zhang Liang and Yun Ying on the DRG side."

"Zhang Liang is a hero that needs no introduction. His ultimate skill is a strong crowd control ability. Here I'll talk about Yun Ying."

"Yun Ying is a mid-game hero. Once he gets Shadow Axe and Iceborn Gauntlet and reaches full cooldown reduction, he can use his skills frequently and deal considerable damage."

"Therefore, I am certain that DRG will take advantage of its strong period to launch a counterattack."

【I see. 】

[The streamer also knows about the jungle role? The streamer used to play the top lane, and then he also played Baili Shouyue in the marksman lane. Now he talks about Yunying very knowledgeably. Is the streamer an all-rounder?] someone asked.

"Haha, just lucky," Gu Lin'an said modestly.

[Sigh, letting the long night pass is a huge loss for HG.]

……

DRG disrupted HG's rhythm, and Pengpeng took the Tyrant and directly invaded the Azure Dragon jungle. After just one team fight, the economic difference between the two sides was completely even.

After Qinglong was resurrected, he was completely in a red-hot state and started cursing at his teammates.

"Are you all a bunch of useless trash? When Zhang Liang attacked me just now, couldn't you have used a skill to stun him? You just stood there and watched!"

After finally getting a good start, one mistake brought us back to square one.

Lanling King is a hero who excels in the early game, but now that it's in the mid-to-late game, he's even harder to take down the enemy Yu Ji.

"We were too far away just now. There were no bushes in the Dragon Pit, and I didn't use Flash. By the time I got there, you were already dead." Sang Qi hurriedly explained, afraid that Qinglong would shift the blame onto him.

"I didn't set up the fire zone properly, so I can't unleash my ultimate's stun," Zhou Yu said.

"Damn it, they're all trash!"

The thought of losing this game and missing out on the season, while Gu Lin'an was watching the live stream and laughing at them, made Qinglong angrier and angrier.

At the same time, I felt a little inexplicably nervous.

DRG started snowballing, and once everyone was geared up, they began forcing raids.

"We can't retreat any further, or we'll hit the crystal. I'm going to go out and circle around to see if I can take out their carry. You guys be careful," Qinglong said in a deep voice.

……

"Qinglong has made a move; it seems he's looking for an opportunity to go all out," Gu Lin'an said.

Qinglong started circling around his own defensive tower. Although DRG had exclamation marks above their heads, it must be said that Qinglong's positioning was indeed very skillful, and he managed to escape the encirclement.

Gu Lin'an had a very keen sense of smell, and he slammed the air conditioner remote down again.

"Look, there's a ghostly man following DRG. Who is he?"

By this time, the viewers in the live chat already knew what Gu Lin'an was going to say next and started chiming in.

He is the embodiment of justice, the savior of widows, Pei—no, he is the messenger of light.

[He is the king of the jungle in the Rift, MC (lowering his voice), Azure Dragon~ Dragon~ Dragon~]

“That’s right.” Gu Lin’an snapped his fingers.

"Qinglong kept following the enemy mid laner, sometimes close, sometimes far, as if he wanted to do something underhanded."

"In this desolate wilderness, a frail young man is walking in the King's Canyon. If something were to happen to him, he would be helpless and unable to call for help."

Qinglong, following closely behind Zhang Liang, realized he had fallen behind the main force. He had already acquired the Shattering Hammer and was calculating that a combination of his first and second skills, along with his ultimate, should be enough to kill Zhang Liang.

If you use your ultimate skill to retreat at the angle of your teammates, you might have a chance to survive.

So he called out, "I'm about to start the raid, you guys get ready to provide support."

"Okay," the teammates replied one after another.

A dagger suddenly flew out of the air and pierced Zhang Liang's body perfectly.

The Azure Dragon's Lanling King revealed his true form, followed by a stun with a normal attack. Just as he was about to unleash another skill, Zhang Liang's body suddenly turned golden.

It’s a golden body!

"Do you think you can't die just because you have an invincible body?"

Zhang Liang's position was too far from his teammates. Even with the Golden Body delay, they still couldn't reach him in time. Qinglong could have killed him and escaped before they arrived!

However, unexpected events occurred one after another. The enemy Yu Ji used her ultimate skill on the monster, and then used Flash to reposition herself and pounced straight into her own face!

This was something Qinglong had never expected.

As long as Zhang Liang uses his ultimate skill, he will surely die. Qinglong wanted to escape, but in his panic, he pressed the wrong direction key for the ultimate skill and ended up running into the DRG team.

【? ? 】

Is Qinglong just feeding the enemy kills?

[Actor, I want to report Qinglong for match-fixing.]

[How much did DRG pay you? AG will pay double.]

Gu Lin'an was drinking water to moisten his throat when he saw this scene and almost spat it out, but he forced himself to swallow it down.

"Hahaha, I could laugh for sixty years from Qinglong's move," Gu Lin'an said.

"Why sixty years?" a curious viewer asked.

Gu Lin'an explained in a serious tone, "Because I want to laugh for thirty years on the east bank of the river and for thirty years on the west bank."

【666. 】

[Pfft, hahaha, this is pretty good.]

[Born on a long night, hurry up and die!]

At this moment, Lü Dehua video-called Fu Lai, "Lai, these are all the important points, have you written them down?"

“I’ve written it down. I know you won’t understand, but I’ll translate it for you word by word after I’ve finished studying it.”

"Okay, Lai Zhen is my good brother."