Red Wen, born in the 00s: Rectifying the King's Canyon

At the match, Qinglong emphasized again: "You guys play well in this game, and give me the top lane and mid lane to farm."

"You guys play it safe and farm in the early game. We'll start team fights once I've got my gear."

This match is crucial for Qinglong. Gu Lin'an is watching him play live, which puts some pressure on Qinglong.

If they win, Qinglong can retaliate against him, and then everything Gu Lin'an said will be nothing but bullshit.

If he loses, I wonder what he'll say about himself on his live stream.

"Damn it, he used to be someone I could bully at will, and now he's turned against Tian Gang. Does he really think he's Xiao Yan?" This feeling made Qinglong extremely uncomfortable.

The match began, and the first three minutes were uneventful, with both sides playing very steadily and no kills occurring.

"It's already three minutes and almost four minutes, and my brother is still in first place in gold. He even said he'd get first blood in five minutes. It's hilarious!" the fairy said sarcastically.

[Host, I bet all my points on your recommendation, don't screw me over.]

Gu Lin'an watched as Qinglong cleared two waves of minions and laughed, "Don't worry, I'll protect your points."

Before he finished speaking, Qinglong rushed towards his own blue buff area. From a god's-eye view, it was very clear that DRG's jungler and mid laner were hiding in the blue buff bush.

Qinglong, unaware of the danger, began attacking the Blue Buff on its own.

【Oh my god, brother, there's someone next to you, run!】Concerned comments flooded the live stream chat.

Just then, Pengpeng activated his ultimate skill, instantly knocking Qinglong away with his second skill. He then slammed his eighty-meter-long cleaver into Qinglong's body, causing him to lose more than half of his health.

Shen Mengxi's second skill controlled a double roll, preventing Qinglong from using his skills and taking him down directly.

Firstblood!

First blood.

Time: 04:43.

[The streamer is truly amazing, getting first blood in just five minutes.]

[A long night of bad luck, it must be because my brother was born.]

"Keep it low-key, keep it low-key." Gu Lin'an said, then played some music.

"How lonely it is to be invincible~"

[The despicable face of a petty person.]

Gu Lin'an coughed lightly and said, "The Long Night Classroom is in session. Here I will explain to you why Qinglong gets camped by DRG."

He acted like a teacher, answering questions for the students in the live stream, explaining, "The Azure Dragon's Gluttonous Gu acted up during the four-minute timeframe."

"Actually, he could have just taken one wave of mid-lane minions, but he insisted on taking a second wave, which delayed the time for taking the blue buff."

"After clearing the mid lane, DRG wanted to position themselves to prepare for taking the Tyrant at four minutes, but when they saw that the Azure Dragon was still attacking minions, they decided to ambush it."

"Type your expertise in the chat!"

"I see." The viewers in the live stream exclaimed in surprise.

[Hilarious! Anyone can be a hindsight expert.]

Ignoring those comments, Gu Lin'an continued, "But it doesn't matter. Putting aside the facts, this Azure Dragon will have a lot of room to perform."

"Let's start the second round of the guessing game."

Text appears on the screen.

What will happen if the Azure Dragon's jungle is invaded?

1. Develop together with your teammates.

2. Complain about your teammates and then focus on developing your character.

3. Start feeding kills like crazy.

"Submit in one minute, everyone hurry up," Gu Lin'an said.

[The streamer previously mentioned that Qinglong possesses a "blame-shifting" technique, so I chose option 2.]

That's right, it's number 2.

[Choose 2.]

【22222.】

Looking at the comments section filled with "2"s, Gu Lin'an said with exasperation, "Get out of my live stream, you bunch of fake fans!"

What's wrong? Isn't that right?

"That's bullshit!" Gu Lin'an said, feigning anger.

"The answer to this question should be 3!"

"Also, I never said that Qinglong has a scapegoating Gu. Don't spread rumors about me!"

[Impossible! No matter how bad Qinglong's mentality is, he wouldn't intentionally feed kills. He's a professional, after all!]

[That's right, if you say that, I'm going to turn against you.]

Gu Lin'an sneered upon hearing this: "If you don't believe me, then let's continue to watch."

Qinglong revived from the fountain, cursing DRG for being treacherous. He glanced at his economy and realized it hadn't fallen too far behind, which put him at ease.

"It's just one kill. I'll develop my strength a bit more, and then you'll have a hard time," Qinglong thought.

Qinglong shooed Lian Po to the mid lane so he wouldn't miss his own wave of minions. He happily farmed the wave and then headed towards his own red buff.

Suddenly, the familiar machete appeared in front of Qinglong again, and it was Pengpeng and Qingfeng who launched the sneak attack together once again.

Although Pengpeng didn't have his ultimate move this time, Qingfeng has already leveled up to level four.

In the early game, Shen Mengxi's ultimate skill deals considerable damage; one bomb can take away most of Qinglong's health.

After the smoke cleared, the Azure Dragon was covered in soot and black smoke was billowing from its mouth. The next second, Pengpeng slashed out with his sword and sent the Azure Dragon back into the spring.

Kai killed Lan.

"Damn it, why are they camping here? What's the support doing? Don't they know how to check vision? The enemy mid laner and jungler are coming here, don't they know to call out their positions?" Qinglong roared.

"Brother Long, they gave us a false vision. I thought they were going to gank the marksman," the support explained.

"I died twice at the start, how am I supposed to play like this!" If it weren't for a match, Qinglong would have smashed his phone in anger and stormed off.

……

[As Long Night predicted, he really died. This must be part of the script.]

This question is too hard; I feel like I finally have a brain.

[Three or five...three or five is too difficult.]

After finishing this game with Qinglong, I feel like I've been living under someone's scheme the whole time.

[Haha, I really can't hold it in anymore. Now, if anyone says they're not a die-hard Qinglong fan, I'll fight them.]

[Let's continue the guessing game! Host, what do you think Qinglong will do next?] Someone, already intrigued by Gu Lin'an, hurriedly asked.

The live stream is incredibly popular right now, with many people constantly sharing Gu Lin'an's live stream; the number of viewers has already reached 300,000.

"Thanks for sharing, everyone. I don't know what Qinglong will do next."

"After all, five-star general MacArthur once said that the Azure Dragon is not defined."

"It's already quite good that I could guess the first two," Gu Lin'an said modestly.

Even the most beautiful girls are speechless now, and can only type the word "birth" to vent their emotions.

"What? You guys said that after watching your live stream for so long, the stream is a bit choppy?" Gu Lin'an exclaimed as if he had discovered some earth-shattering news.

"Then you can get a data card in the bottom left corner of my live stream. It has 134GB of data per month and the monthly fee is only 39."

"Think about it, you can take home a data card that originally cost 19 yuan for only 39 yuan a month. Isn't that a great deal?"

【? ? 】

What are you saying? We treat you like family, and you think we're fools?

【666.】

【born!】

[If they dare to advertise this time, they'll dare to target our family members tomorrow! Report them now!]

Gu Lin'an realized he had accidentally blurted out the truth and quickly changed the subject, saying, "Look, DRG is making a move!"

"What are they trying to do? Looks like they're planning a small team fight. HG's mid lane is in danger."

Stop changing the subject, you idiot.

Upon seeing this, Gu Lin'an immediately kicked the person out of the live stream.

Netizens online act like emperors, and emperors don't like to hear the truth.

Honest advice is hard to hear and difficult to follow; don't you understand this simple principle?