Having the genes of a demon king, I never intended to be a kept man.

So, how should one approach a relationship? What exactly do boyfriends and girlfriends do?

Mu Jiannan asked, puzzled.

She really doesn't know.

"That's easy." Ye Ge counted on her fingers: "It's just holding hands, kissing, going on... cough cough, holding hands on dates, taking walks, watching movies, traveling, feeding each other, hugging, sharing the same ice cream, preparing carefully chosen gifts for each other, and sharing the most private secrets..."

Mu Jiannan: "???!?"

Mu Jiannan's body temperature finally started to rise uncontrollably, and steam was practically rising from the top of his head...

"lecher!!"

She suddenly drew her bamboo sword, staring coldly at Ye Ge with murderous intent in her eyes: "I knew you had ulterior motives!"

"Huh?" Ye Ge was dumbfounded.

"They actually want to hold my hand, hug me, feed me, kiss... kiss..."

Mu Jiannan's face flushed, making her even more beautiful: "I clearly told you that we were only nominally boyfriend and girlfriend, and that you couldn't do anything inappropriate to me! But you...you...you're lewd! Disgusting! You scoundrel!"

Night Song: "..."

No, this is vulgar? This is going too far?

I haven't even mentioned going to bed together, taking a bath, having children, and raising babies yet...

If holding hands and kissing elicits such a strong reaction, what would happen if they heard what came afterward?

Ye Ge sighed softly, thinking to himself that it seemed his senior sister really had absolutely no experience...

Everyone else has never eaten pork, but at least they've seen pigs run. My senior sister is practicing how pigs run without even having seen it.

"Senior sister, these are just very normal and basic things between boyfriends and girlfriends."

"Nonsense!" Mu Jiannan refused to believe it.

In her view, this was something only very close people could do... No, no, no! Even with very close people, Mu Jiannan couldn't imagine himself sharing an ice cream with another person!

"You'd better explain yourself!" Mu Jiannan pointed his bamboo sword at Ye Ge and said in a deep voice, "Otherwise, I'll make sure you can't get out of bed tomorrow!"

The bamboo sword in her hand was not the bamboo branch she had used at the beginning, but a proper bamboo sword, much thicker and harder than a branch. The blade was just a piece of bamboo with one end sharpened, and then a hilt and pommel were also made. It was quite simple, but it would definitely hurt much more than a bamboo branch if it hit her.

“Uh… Senior sister, put your sword down first. Didn’t you say that your sword heart is ‘calm’? You’re a bit emotional right now. Be careful that your sword heart doesn’t become unstable.”

"..."

Mu Jiannan gave a soft snort and put the sword down.

"Sigh...it seems you need a mentor to guide you through your early years," Ye Ge said helplessly.

Mu Jiannan: "What enlightenment teacher?"

Ye Ge opened the Deep Blue system panel, set it to shared mode, used Deep Blue to search for terms, and found a post: "What's the most interesting thing you've ever done with your boyfriend/girlfriend?"

Then I showed this post to Mu Jiannan.

"Senior sister, take your time reading this. Focus on learning first. Even if you don't fully understand it after reading it, you should be able to get a basic understanding."

"What is this..."

Mu Jiannan frowned, then began to carefully examine the webpage in front of him.

"I'm going to practice first."

Yege stood up and left the bamboo house.

Mu Jiannan stayed in the room by himself, browsing the webpage in front of him and studying diligently.

"..."

"..."

"?!?!?!?"

Mu Jiannan's eyes gradually widened in shock.

......

A few hours later.

Ye Ge practiced swordsmanship alone in the bamboo forest.

These past few days I've been practicing with my senior sister, and aside from everything else, my basic swordsmanship has definitely improved a lot.

With a single sword strike, many bamboo leaves slowly drifted down.

"call......"

Ye Ge took a deep breath and suddenly opened her eyes.

Those eyes shone with a dazzling golden light.

"Divine Spell - Time Walk"

Time in the surrounding world suddenly slowed down.

The falling bamboo leaves seemed to slow down by 0.1 times.

Ye Ge moved at normal time, activating his movement technique and slashing at the bamboo leaves with extremely fast swordsmanship.

After a brief slowdown, the flow of time quickly returned to normal.

Most of the bamboo leaves that fell in the bamboo forest were perfectly cut in half!

"It still doesn't work..."

Ye Ge looked around at the fallen leaves.

His time-walking state can only be maintained for a brief 1.37 seconds.

If you want time to freeze completely, the duration is even shorter, only a moment of 0.12 seconds.

0.12 seconds is so short that most ordinary people wouldn't even notice that time has been frozen.

Moreover, his current divine power limit is only 3 points. Even if he only maintains it for a very short time each time, he can only use Time Walk three times at most.

Ye Ge rubbed his nose: "This is probably the most strenuous cultivation I've ever had..."

Just then, the door of the bamboo cabin suddenly opened. Mu Jiannan walked out of the cabin.

The senior sister's expression had returned to its usual composure and indifference, making it impossible to discern her true feelings.

"Senior Sister?" Ye Ge stared at her senior sister for a long time before tentatively calling out.

I thought to myself, thankfully my senior sister's hands were empty, she didn't come out carrying a sword, so she should be fine, right?

"Your cultivation time is over. It's getting late. Come in and rest."

After speaking calmly, Mu Jiannan turned and went back into the house.

Night Song: "Emmmm..."

Will I get a beating as soon as I walk in?

Thinking this through, Ye Ge followed her senior sister back into the room.

Mu Jiannan knelt beside the wooden table where they used to eat, his expression still devoid of any emotion.

"I've already watched all those tutorials. I misunderstood you. I really didn't expect dating to be like this."

"Uh......"

Ye Ge thought to herself, "My senior sister may appear cold on the surface, but deep down she is as pure and innocent as a blank sheet of paper, like a young girl who hasn't yet come to her senses."

He was just joking at first, but now it seems that the joke has gone a bit too far.

How could I have tricked and deceived such an innocent and pure senior into doing such a difficult thing?! When did I become this kind of person?!

Oh, I guess that's just who I am, and I do things like that all the time.

That's fine...