One person: A fusion of Kizaru, the king of the trash-talking gang.

Chapter 87 Xu 4: "Where did you buy it?"

The next day.

Longhu Mountain.

As the bright sunlight streamed down from the sky and covered the yellow earth, Zhang Chulan, whose snow-white buttocks were being scorched by the sun, slowly awoke from his deep sleep.

Reaching out to grab the bird, Zhang Chulan suddenly realized something was wrong.

This feels off!

He has to do it every morning, so he can naturally tell what's wrong.

When I opened my eyes and looked closely, I saw that I was lying on the ground with my bare bottom exposed, my lower body completely empty.

Zhang Chulan: Where are my pants? Who stole my pants?!

In an instant, the crazy memories of last night flooded his mind. Zhang Chulan, his face pale, grabbed the pants on one side and quickly put them on. Just as he was pulling up his pants, the others came to their senses.

One by one, they cast their gazes.

It's like watching a... great pioneer who contributed to the world of the supernatural.

Zhang Chulan lowered his head and said with a gloomy face, "Nothing happened last night, right?"

As he pulled up his pants, he continued, "Everyone just had a few drinks and then took a nap...right?"

Everyone fell silent. Lu Linglong hid behind the hibiscus, while Wang Ergou looked at his palms, feeling that they were dirty.

Last night was absolutely crazy.

In order to closely observe Zhang Chulan's virginity mark, they all did some rather outrageous things.

Seeing that none of the guys around him were saying a word, Zhang Chulan's face grew even uglier. It wasn't until he pulled up his pants that Xu Si broke the oppressive atmosphere.

"Yeah, just birdwatching under the moon... and then you force everyone to watch you play the little chick turning into a phoenix, and in the end you insist on calling yourself a woodpecker. Do you know how many trees you destroyed last night?"

With each word Xu Si spoke, Zhang Chulan's expression grew increasingly gloomy.

"Enough! Stop talking! And stop laughing!" Zhang Chulan shouted at the crowd with a pained expression. He simply couldn't bear to recall the unbearable events of last night.

Seeing Zhang Chulan looking like he wanted to end his life, Xu Si reached out and patted him, comforting him, "Alright, young man... who hasn't been young before?"

Hearing Xu Si's words of comfort, Zhang Chulan's expression finally softened a bit, thinking to himself that his fourth brother was the best at caring for people.

Then came Xu Si's maniacal laughter: "Hahahaha! But to come all the way to the Celestial Master's Mansion to walk your bird... you're the first person in history to do that, Zhang Chulan, you became famous last night!"

"I estimate that there are very few people in the entire world of extraordinary individuals in China who don't know you!"

As he spoke, Xu Si took out his phone and logged into the Extraordinary People Forum.

At the very top of the page, there was a close-up of Zhang Chulan dancing with Qian Kun. Although the forum administrators had thoughtfully added a censored effect, any normal person could guess what was going on.

"You guys even did a live stream! Are you even human?!"

Walking the bird under the moonlight...

Hearing Xu Si and the merciless laughter of the people around him, and thinking about his "Bird Watching Under the Moon" painting that dominated the entire forum, Zhang Chulan suddenly felt that life had no meaning at all, and that he might as well not participate in the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony.

Destroy the normies!!

-

North China, Tianjin.

Just as Zhang Chulan was experiencing social death due to walking his bird under the moonlight, Jiang Bailan, who had tamed the wild horse, also woke up on the large round bed at Jinzun Foot Massage.

[Ding! Host's mental and physical well-being detected, well-being value +867]

Looking at the three figures on the bed, Jiang Bailan, who had used Flash Sprint all night, patted his butt, put on his clothes, and walked towards the door.

A mere wild horse—tamed.

He wondered when he could tame a wild horse from abroad.

Jiang Bailan glanced at the time, decided to have a quick breakfast, then go to the company to pick up the local specialties Liao Zhong had sent, and return to Longhu Mountain.

For Jiang Bailan, whether or not he returned to Longhu Mountain, or whether or not he participated in the Luotian Grand Ceremony, no longer mattered much.

The reason he chose to go back was to put an end to his relationship with Ayu.

After all, Ayu is a good person, and he was the one who caused the inner demons. He is willing to be the one to untangle the knot and put an end to this last problem.

As soon as Jiang Bailan stepped out of Jinzun Foot Massage, she saw a familiar face—the owner of a jianbing guozi (Chinese crepe) who earns over ten thousand yuan a month.

"Boss, make me a jianbing guozi, with five eggs and two sausages."

Hearing the familiar voice, the boss raised his head and silently looked at Jiang Bailan, recalling his two experiences of being taken away by the urban management officers.

I've confirmed that he's someone you shouldn't mess with.

Jiang Bailan lit a Yellow Crane Tower cigarette that Gong Qing had bought and began their usual casual conversation: "Boss, how's business lately? How much are you making in a month...?"

He might ignore Jiang Bailan when talking about other bosses, but he's wide awake when it comes to income.

"It's so-so, just a drop in the bucket. Business has been pretty good lately, making about 15,000 a month."

"Okay, sir."

Hearing that the boss's income had increased rather than decreased, Jiang Bailan felt that she needed to let him rest for a while. Wasn't it tiring to earn so much every month?

Yeah! The boss must be really tired.

"Young man, here's a free pancake for you, and I'll even give you two extra chicken strips. Don't call the city management again, brother, I'm having a hard time."

Hearing what the other person said, Jiang Bailan was a little surprised, but thinking about it, it made sense; anyone with eyes could see that.

Jiang Bailan nodded, said nothing, and walked straight toward the company.

The pancake vendor finally breathed a sigh of relief as he watched the other person leave.

As Jiang Bailan walked past the street corner, she skillfully took out her phone and dialed the number for the urban management officer.

"Hello! Is this the urban management department? I'm reporting someone illegally setting up stalls near Jinzun Foot Massage..."

Taking the chicken strips out of the pancake, Jiang Bailan said calmly, "Sorry, I don't eat chicken strips!"

-

Longhu Mountain, the back mountain.

Xu San and Xu Si led Zhang Chulan and Feng Baobao to the arena, scrolling through news on their phones along the way. Before long, a news item about the meteor shower from the previous night caught their attention.

"Baby, did you see a shooting star last night?"

Upon hearing Xu Si's question, Feng Baobao nodded to indicate that she had seen it.

Moreover, she not only saw it, but also felt that it looked a lot like Jiang Bailan, but she did not say anything about it.

The reason is simple: Xu Si didn't ask either.

"Zhang Chulan, baby, where's my older brother?"

In the distance, Feng Xingtong, the little prince of intelligence in the world of supernatural beings, ran over and asked about Jiang Bailan's whereabouts.

Before he could finish asking, Jiang Bailan came over with a box of chicken biscuits, one of the Guangzhou specialties that Liao Zhong had sent him.

"Hey! Xiao Jiang, you're here. I thought you were going to arrive right on time again."

"How could that be? Third Brother, Fourth Brother, would you like some?"

Upon hearing Xu Si's words, Jiang Bailan handed over the chicken biscuit in her hand. The two of them only ate one piece and found it to be very delicious.

He couldn't help but ask, "Xiao Jiang, where did you buy this pancake?"

Where to buy it?

Jiang Bailan said, "If you ask him, who should he ask?"

All I could say was, "I don't know where it's from. Brother Liao sent it to me from Guangzhou. It probably wasn't cheap!"

As he spoke, he walked toward the draw area for the competition.

"Let's go! Xu Si, let's go see what opponents Zhang Chulan and Bao Bao drew!"

However, no matter how much Xu San shouted, it seemed to have no effect. Xu Si looked at the chicken biscuit in his hand, but his heart was churning like a stormy sea...

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