One person: A fusion of Kizaru, the king of the trash-talking gang.

Chapter 205

"Young master, please let me take a look!"

"Young master, don't show it to her, let me see it!"

"Get out of my way, I was here first!"

"Nonsense, I was the one who found the young master first!"

Inside the pedestrian underpass, in front of Zhang Lingyu's shabby stall, a dozen women were pushing and shoving each other, all trying to reach out to the ethereal young master.

“Please, gentlemen, stop arguing. I will examine each of you. Let’s start with this one!” Zhang Lingyu said, pointing to a girl who looked rather quiet.

Zhang Lingyu's pointing gesture displeased several young women nearby, who muttered, "Looks like this young monk is also fond of handsome men..."

Zhang Lingyu: "..."

Ignoring the criticisms of the others, Zhang Lingyu reached out to take the other person's hand and examine it carefully. Just as they made contact, the quiet girl in front of him suddenly scratched his palm with her finger like a kitten.

"Hey, wanna hang out tonight?"

Zhang Lingyu: "..."

After a moment of silence, Zhang Lingyu focused intently on reading the other person's palm, and then began to explain what he had discerned.

Fortunately, Zhang Lingyu wasn't truly stupid. He usually only said the good things, and while he would say some of the bad things, he wouldn't say much.

Although Zhang Lingyu was spouting practical advice, it was so dry that the group of women in front of her couldn't understand it at all; they preferred to hear what they wanted to hear.

For example, love, money, one's fortune this year, and what the future holds...

However, they didn't care. Compared to what Zhang Lingyu was talking about, they preferred to touch the hands of this Taoist priest who had an extraordinary and otherworldly air, yet was a little shy.

After all, they were really tender!

Her hands are even softer than those women's hands!

"Zhang Lingyu~~Zhang Lingyu~~~"

Just as Zhang Lingyu was struggling to deal with these women, a soul-stirring voice came from the end of the underground pedestrian walkway.

Jiang Bailan!

He'll never forget that voice, even in death!

"Esteemed benefactors, I have other matters to attend to and must take my leave now!"

Zhang Lingyu abandoned the small stool under his buttocks, got up, and ran away.

Jiang Bailan: "??? No, what's going on!"

Jiang Bailan spotted Zhang Lingyu trying to run away and thought to herself, "Your master has given such obvious hints, why are you running away to the market?"

However, Jiang Bailan definitely couldn't let Zhang Lingyu get away, otherwise where would she find such a good free ox and horse!

"Ayu, where do you think you're going?"

Jiang Bailan's shout only made Zhang Lingyu run even faster!

Although his master hinted that he should go find Jiang Bailan, Zhang Lingyu was not ready yet!

Who is Jiang Bailan?

That was his lifelong enemy!

A true master of torture!

"Run? Let's see where you run to!" Jiang Bailan took off chasing after him.

Can Zhang Lingyu outrun Jiang Bailan?

The answer is no, the bag can't outrun it!

As expected, Zhang Lingyu was caught up, and Jiang Bailan delivered a righteous sliding tackle, knocking him to the ground.

"Run! Ah Yu, why aren't you running anymore!"

Riding on top of him, Jiang Bailan grabbed Zhang Lingyu's neck and laughed loudly.

"This is an insult to scholarship, Jiang Bailan! Get up right now!!"

Clearly, Jiang Bailan wasn't one to listen to reason. Ignoring the shocked looks on the faces of those around her, she asked, "Quick, tell me, why did you run away?"

"You get up first!"

Upon realizing that the people around them were staring at them, Zhang Lingyu was filled with both anger and shame.

As a highly accomplished disciple of the Celestial Master's Mansion, Zhang Lingyu was known as the Spirit Jade Immortal. When had he ever been treated like this before?

Jiang Bailan didn't care about any of that.

The rules and other people's opinions that Zhang Lingyu cared about were nothing to Jiang Bailan.

As long as Zhang Lingyu doesn't say anything, Jiang Bailan dares to keep suppressing her like this.

"Jiang Bailan, stop fooling around and come down here right now!" Zhang Lingyu said angrily, her face flushed.

Jiang Bailan raised an eyebrow!

"Ayu, I love your stubborn personality!"

As he spoke, Jiang Bailan took out his "far ahead" phone and took a selfie with the two of them, then casually posted it to the [Old People's Passion Group].

"Jiang Bailan, what did you just do?" Zhang Lingyu asked, her voice trembling, with a sense of foreboding.

Jiang Bailan put away her phone and replied casually, "I didn't do anything special. I just took a picture of what we look like now and posted it on the Extraordinary People Forum."

Zhang Lingyu: "...Bastard!"

Jiang Bailan: "Thank you for the compliment, Ayu. Are you going to tell me or not? If you don't, I can't even guarantee what you'll do next!"

Zhang Lingyu: "..."

“I… I didn’t want to run away, I just… wasn’t ready to see you yet.” Zhang Lingyu suddenly sighed, her expression somewhat lost.

"That's it? You don't owe me anything, and you're not a devil. What are you afraid to do when you see me?" Jiang Bailan was somewhat skeptical.

Zhang Lingyu: "...Is it possible that you are more terrifying than the devil?"

Jiang Bailan: "...If you can't speak, then speak less. Nobody thinks you're mute!"

Zhang Lingyu: "...You! Never mind! Can you get up now?"

Jiang Bailan: "Not yet..."

Zhang Lingyu: "Why?"

Jiang Bailan: "Because you're so soft!"

Zhang Lingyu: "??? Jiang Bailan, I'll kill you!"

"Ayu, listen to me, it's a misunderstanding. What I meant was that you're very comfortable sitting here, oh no, I mean you're more suitable as a cushion, oh no, anyway, I didn't mean anything else!!"

Upon noticing a faint golden light emanating from Zhang Lingyu's body, Jiang Bailan explained as she got up and ran away.

You run!

I'll chase!

No one can escape even if they have wings!

Jiang Bailan looked at Zhang Lingyu chasing after her and thought to herself, "What kind of nonsense is this? Why did I have to be so mischievous?"

"Jiang Bailan, don't you dare run away!"

Faced with Zhang Lingyu's pursuit, Jiang Bailan thought only a fool wouldn't run, and shouted, "Ayu, if you're so capable, then don't chase me!"

Zhang Lingyu: "Don't call me Ayu!"

Jiang Bailan: "Okay, Ayu!"

Zhang Lingyu: "..."

While running away, Jiang Bailan turned back to take a picture with her phone, quickly edited it, and sent it to the "Senior Passion Group" group.

[Jiang Bailan: Urgent! What should I do if I'm being chased?!]

At this moment, the image of Jiang Bailan holding Zhang Lingyu's head down also received a response.

[Zhang Zhiwei: Well done, young friend Bai Lan!]

[Lu Jin: Jiang Bailan, you're really wicked! Old Master, aren't you going to do anything about this?]

[Zhang Zhiwei: What do you care? I think it's fine this way.]

[Jiang Bailan: Stop babbling, Master! Your disciple is too violent; I can't teach him anything!]

[Zhang Zhiwei: Bai Lan, don't hold back, give him a good beating.]

[Lu Jin: Zhang Zhiwei, you old bastard, are you even human? Lingyu is such a good child, why do you have to let Jiang Bailan torment him?!]

[Jiang Bailan: Old man Lu, I don't like hearing that!]

[Zhang Zhiwei: Old Lu... I've been feeling a bit restless lately. How about I visit your Lu family sometime, and we can have another match?]

[Lu Jin: Retracting a message!]

[Lu Jin: Yes, yes, yes! Jiang Bailan, Zhang Lingyu is too stubborn. Stop talking nonsense and just beat him up!!]

Jiang Bailan: What a fine example of being able to bend and stretch!

Zhang Zhiwei: ...