One person: A fusion of Kizaru, the king of the trash-talking gang.

"um, I?"

Feng Baobao, who had buried countless people throughout her life—more than she could count on her hands and feet combined—pointed to herself, saying she didn't remember burying anyone.

“It’s not you…” Zhang Lingyu shook her head, her eyes fixed on Jiang Bailan beside her, the meaning of which was self-evident.

"So exciting!"

"Could it really be a man on top of a man?!"

"This guy is kind of handsome!"

"I never expected you to be like this, Master Lingyu!"

Having locked onto their target, even Feng Baobao and Zhang Chulan hid to the side, watching the two with the same curiosity as everyone else, their eyes burning with morbid curiosity.

In their minds, Jiang Bailan was a typical lazy, good-for-nothing young man who did nothing but go to work and enjoy himself. How could such a person be associated with the handsome guy in front of them?

Delicate features and bright eyes!

What the hell!

Could it be that Brother Lan...

hiss!

Just thinking about it made Zhang Chulan feel excited. Eating other people's gossip and making them suffer was even more satisfying than defeating them with sheer strength.

Thinking about it, he took out his phone to record a video.

"Forehead……"

With Zhang Lingyu staring at her like that, Jiang Bailan instantly became the focus of everyone's attention.

Feeling the intense gazes, Jiang Bailan curled his lips, took out a pack of Changbaishan cigarettes that he hadn't finished smoking in a long time from his pocket, lit one, and said while puffing out smoke, "Zhang Lingyu, don't look at me like you're the victim."

"real!"

"It's actually true!"

"Those two really do have something going on!"

Among the onlookers, Feng Yaya and the squinty-eyed woman beside her were the most curious, completely forgetting about Feng Shayan, who was still being carried on Jiang Bailan's shoulder.

What sand martins?

Don't block my way from eating!

This is a scandal involving Master Lingyu!

"Otherwise what..." Zhang Lingyu trembled with anger as she recalled the scene when she woke up that day, and involuntarily clenched her fists, saying, "Why did you do that back then? I trusted you so much!"

"talk!"

"That's what you said!"

"Stop playing riddles, I beg you!"

"Riddler, get out of the ranks of 'Second-Rest'!"

The onlookers were getting increasingly impatient listening to the two of them frantically trying to decipher each other's words; they were practically itching to crack open their heads and crawl inside to see what was going on.

Really been waiting!

"Why did you do that..." Hearing Zhang Lingyu's angry question, Jiang Bailan did not answer immediately. Instead, he took a deep drag on his cigarette, his thoughts returning to a morning a year ago.

"here we go!"

"This is the legendary nostalgia trip!"

"I've heard that things like this are extremely serious!"

As Jiang Bailan's memories begin, an old story from the south of the city slowly unfolds.

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1 years ago.

Tianjin, south of the city.

After traversing this world, Jiang Bailan, who had been unemployed for a year and a half, finally found a good job.

Not the kind of job that's nominally a good job but actually has all sorts of traps waiting for you to fall into, but a truly good job in the real sense.

The monthly salary is 8000 yuan, with meals and accommodation provided. The work is also very flexible; all you need to do is open the door in the security booth.

I slack off at work while enjoying the air conditioning, and then get a foot massage after get off work.

This idyllic life should have continued indefinitely, until one day Jiang Bailan met Zhang Lingyu, who had come down the mountain for training.

Overnight!

The boss is gone, the company has collapsed, and I've lost my job...

Upon learning all this, Jiang Bailan felt as if the sky had fallen. He then spent all his savings to search for Zhang Lingyu, and finally, his efforts paid off, and he found her.

In order to get revenge on Zhang Lingyu for ruining his job, Jiang Bailan deliberately tried to get closer to him. During this time, he also learned the truth: because the other party was hunting down Quanxing, companies with Quanxing background had to close down early to avoid trouble.

Finally, one day he found an opportunity. On that day, Jiang Bailan took Zhang Lingyu, who had drunk five bottles of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor), to a legitimate place to have fun at the latter's insistence.

As a result, Zhang Lingyu came down the mountain this time to investigate Xia He. He hadn't given his virginity to Xia He yet, but it was taken by a girl from some shady place by some twist of fate.

Upon learning this news, Jiang Bailan fled overnight with a bucket, traveling from the south of the city to the north of the city.

Upon discovering that his virginity had been violated, Zhang Lingyu returned to Longhu Mountain with a mixture of emotions.

As a result, they encountered Xia He again on the way and were tricked once more.

The two of them got what they deserved; it just goes to show that cause and effect are inevitable!

-

Returning to the present, facing Zhang Lingyu's questioning, Jiang Bailan simply said lightly, "Ayu, don't blame me. This is the result of your own actions. Besides, weren't you having a good time that day? I heard it all from the next room."

"Shut up!"

"Don't call me Ayu!"

"And even if it were my request, wouldn't you have stopped me?"

When Zhang Lingyu heard Jiang Bailan call him Ayu, he couldn't help but interrupt her. The golden light on his body became even more intense. The thing he regretted most in his life was that time he went down the mountain to hunt down the Quanxing demon Xia He.

Not only was her virginity lost, but she also ran into Jiang Bailan, that shameless bastard.

As a disciple of the Celestial Master, he was exceptionally talented and possessed extraordinary strength, earning him the respect of many. However, he never expected that a small trip down the mountain for training would result in two major setbacks.

He failed to capture the Quanxing demon, and was instead tricked by Jiang Bailan and Xia He. From that day on, these two things became his inner demons.

Admittedly, because of his youthful impetuosity, Quanxing closed the company in advance to erase their traces, causing Jiang Bailan to lose her job.

But for such a trivial matter, you caused me to lose my virginity. Don't you think that's going too far?

Of course, if Jiang Bailan knew Zhang Lingyu's thoughts, she would definitely smash his head without hesitation.

What does it mean to lose a job?

Is a job that pays 8000 a month with room and board included?

That was Jiang Bailan's dream that faded away under the setting sun, and it was his bright and boundless future!

"Stop me? What can I do to stop you?" Hearing Zhang Lingyu's words, Jiang Bailan sighed and said, "Accept the facts! Ayu, this is our destiny!"

"Besides, I've heard that many boys take their first step into manhood by giving it to that kind of place, there's nothing shameful about it... I still have a recording of you from back then."

"Shut up!!" Seeing Jiang Bailan talking more and more, and the eyes of the onlookers growing brighter and brighter, Zhang Lingyu, unable to bear it any longer, unleashed a golden light straight at Jiang's face, saying at the same time, "Now that you've joined Na Du Tong and become an extraordinary person, let me test your strength!"

"Little uncle!"

The people from the Celestial Master's Mansion tried to stop it, but found it was too late; the golden light had already flown to Jiang Bailan's front.

Having experienced it firsthand, Zhang Chulan shouted, "Be careful, Brother Lan! That guy's golden light is incredibly strong!"

"They're fighting! They're fighting! How exciting!" Feng Yaya shouted excitedly, clenching her fists.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!"

"Ayu, you really haven't changed at all, just as impatient as before!"

Just when everyone thought Jiang Bailan was about to suffer a terrible fate, a rich golden light shone from his fingertips, and a laser beam shot straight out.

……