One person: A fusion of Kizaru, the king of the trash-talking gang.

[If you don't give me your brain, I'll bury you—Feng Baobao]

……

North China, Tianjin.

【5: 29】

A lazy-looking young man stood in front of the facial recognition check-in machine at the Nadutong Express Company.

【5: 30】

[Beep! Time to clock out!]

[Ding! Host's mood detected as pleasant, pleasure level +35]

Wishing you a pleasant life, host.

Alright, you're happy too.

The moment the system notification sounded, Jiang Bailan, dressed in a white t-shirt and black trousers, responded in her mind as well.

He twirled the key to his electric scooter and left the warehouse.

Before she knew it, Jiang Bailan had been in this world for two and a half years.

He had watched the anime "Under One Person" and knew that it was a world where ordinary people and superhumans coexisted. Superhumans were beings who could perceive and use 'Qi'.

What is Chi?

That's a long story.

In short, Qi is a special kind of energy that we are born with, but which we gradually lose as we age.

Birth! Aging! Sickness! Death!

Everything about a person is inextricably linked to it.

Furthermore, depending on the different methods of mastering Qi, extraordinary people are divided into innate extraordinary people and acquired extraordinary people.

Those born with extraordinary abilities can sense and use their own Qi from birth and will awaken their innate talents and abilities. Those who acquire extraordinary abilities later in life need to go through specific methods or training to sense and use Qi.

Both have their advantages and disadvantages.

If we have to categorize them, Jiang Bailan can also be considered a naturally gifted individual.

This is how Xu Si, who brought him back to Na Du Tong at least half a year ago when he had just awakened the system and was squatting on the street using the Glint-Glint Fruit, explained it.

The reason for the time travel seems to be that he worked overtime for 30 consecutive days and eventually died suddenly at his workstation.

Fortunately, he was lucky enough to become one of the protagonists in a time-travel novel.

With a thought, the system panel appeared before my eyes.

Name: Jiang Bailan

[Template: Kizaru (Borusalino)]

[Current Integration Level: 13% (336/1300 Happiness Points)]

(Pleasure Value: Anything that brings joy to the mind and body will earn you pleasure value; the more joyful you are, the more pleasure value you will earn.)

(Each increase in fusion level will slightly strengthen the physique.)

Devil Fruit: Glint-Glint Fruit

[Haki: Observation Haki]

[Devil Fruit Enhancement: 2]

[Observation Haki Enhancement: 3]

[Armament Haki Enhancement: 0]

(The higher the score, the stronger the effects of Devil Fruits and Haki.)

[Naval Six Styles: Shave, Moon Walk, Storm Kick]

[Skills: Light Laser, Ama-no-Murakumo-no-Tsurugi, Localized Elementalization, Light Speed ​​Kick...]

……

Marine Admiral Kizaru!

This is Jiang Bailan's magic touch!

Compared to the bizarre worldview of the martial arts novel "Under One Person," the power of the strong in the One Piece world to destroy islands at will seems like a dimensional reduction attack here.

The only downside is that he can only be partially elementalized now (he can't be passively elementalized), otherwise he could fly around as light every day and save himself a lot of walking.

Moreover, probably because of the Kizaru template, Jiang Bailan's method of increasing his system level was not fighting and killing, but simply enjoying life. Anything that could make him feel happy could earn him happiness points.

Over the past six months, Jiang Bailan has come up with many things that bring him joy and happiness.

For example, leaving get off work on time, getting a foot massage, a massage, a health care service, extra income, seeking novelty, getting something for free, etc., can all bring pleasure. Although the amount varies, each has its own advantages and disadvantages.

For example, leaving get off work on time only earns you a little over 30 happiness points each time, but you only need to clock in every day.

Conversely, while the pleasurable experience at a certain foot massage parlor is ten times greater than leaving get off work on time, it's a huge strain on Jiang Bailan's wallet.

With a monthly salary of 4000 yuan without overtime, you can't go out even a few times.

As Jiang Bailan put away the system panel, she had just stepped out of the warehouse and hadn't even left the Nadutong Express Company's park when she saw Xu Si, dressed in a black suit and with a roguish air, walking towards her.

"Fourth brother."

Jiang Bailan greeted them and continued walking out, but before she had gone far, someone grabbed her arm.

"Fourth Brother, what's wrong?"

"Xiao Jiang, not working overtime again today?" Xu Si lit a cigarette and said with a smile.

Finished!

Judging from this, Jiang Bailan knew that this was a job for her. Normally, it would be fine, just consider it earning some extra money.

But absolutely not today!!

Today is the day I've set for myself to spend a wonderful night with Miss No. 8 from Jinzun Foot Massage once a week, and I absolutely cannot break my promise.

"Fourth Brother, there's soup at home, I need to go back and check!" Jiang Bailan said, trying to break free from the other's arm.

"Hehe! Xiao Jiang, you haven't even gone home. What kind of soup are you making? You're not going to Jinzun Foot Massage, are you?" Xu Si laughed, puffing on his cigarette.

"Fourth Brother, what are you saying? With my meager salary, how could I afford that? We really did make chicken soup at home!"

"If we don't go back now, the whole building will be blown to bits!"

"It's okay, just fly it. If anything goes wrong, Fourth Brother will take care of it for you."

"Fourth brother, I..."

Jiang Bailan was about to continue arguing when Xu Si interrupted her, put his arm around her shoulder, and took her back to the company.

-

"Third Brother, Fourth Brother, what's going on with you guys!" Sitting on the sofa, looking at Xu San and Xu Si with resentful eyes, Jiang Bailan asked with a sense of despair at the thought of possibly having to go on another business trip and not being able to personally take care of Miss No. 8 for many days.

"Xu Si, what's wrong with Xiao Jiang?"

"It's alright, Xu San, please continue," Xu Si chuckled, stubbing out his cigarette. "This kid is probably sad because he can't save any wayward girls!"

Xu San's face darkened, and he glared fiercely at the other person before immediately adopting a lecturing tone: "Xiao Jiang, don't go there. That place is no good."

Jiang Bailan: "???"

Do you know as well as I do whether that place is good or not?

No, can I go every week?

What do you know? That's love!

"Third Brother, do you understand love?"

Ahem——!

Xu San coughed a few times and quickly changed the subject: "Xiao Jiang, I'm asking you to accompany the baby on a trip."

Ok?

Accompanying Bao'er on an outing?

Is the main storyline about to begin?

But that's none of my business, I just want to go find my number 8 girl!

"Third Brother, you know me. If I were a diligent person, Fourth Brother wouldn't have brought me back from the streets to All-in-One. Let's forget about this business trip." Jiang Bailan argued, trying to refuse the task.

“Xiao Jiang, I know, but this matter is very important to me. We don’t feel comfortable leaving the baby with other people.”

Jiang Bailan still couldn't bear to part with her fair-skinned and beautiful Miss No. 8, and continued to struggle as she asked, "Where is Fourth Brother?"

"Xu Si and I both have other things to do and can't leave for the time being."

"Third brother, I..."

"Xiaojiang..."

"Alright, Xu San, you're such a waste!" Seeing that the other party couldn't get the target out of his mouth after so long, Xu Si stubbed out his Jinmen Hengda cigarette, put his arm around Jiang Bailan's neck and walked to the window, whispering, "3000 yuan bonus, I'll take you to Heaven on Earth when we get back."

Heaven! Above! Earth!

Jiang Bailan remembered the golden sign he had seen on his way home, which seemed to beckon him at all times. He turned his head stiffly and asked with longing in his eyes, "Fourth Brother, could it be that Heaven on Earth that claims to have top-notch service!"

Xu Si nodded.

He suddenly slapped his chest, startling Xu San behind him.

Jiang Bailan grasped Xu Si's hand firmly and said sincerely, "Don't worry, Fourth Brother! Leave Sister Bao'er to me. If anyone is blind to my abilities, I'll show them!"