Out-of-control players in the world of Detective Conan

Hearing the little girl's panicked cries, Qi Ming stroked her hair with a maternal smile.

"It's okay, brother's car has self-driving."

Feeling the warmth coming from above her head, Shiho Miyano did not resist, but just stared blankly out the car window.

This car is actually driving itself!

What kind of technology is this?

"And then, little sister, what's your name?" Seeing that the little girl was in a daze and didn't respond, Qi Ming asked again.

Shiho Miyano shook her head. "I... I don't have a name."

No name?

Qi Ming nodded secretly.

A hospital that can drive even a little girl to the point of wanting to run away must be really corrupt. I bet they usually call people by code names like No. 1 or No. 2.

He understands this kind of setup all too well.

[The girl being raised doesn't have a name. Please name her.]

Qi Ming rubbed his chin, thinking to himself that he was quite good at naming things!

"Little sister, shall I help you choose a name?"

"Yes, thank you, brother!"

Qi Ming sized up the little girl: short, wavy brown hair, lake-blue eyes. So her name must be…

"How is Blue-Eyed Mimiko?"

"...It doesn't sound good."

Shiho Miyano rolled her eyes at Qi Ming.

What the hell is this name?

Qi Ming raised an eyebrow, then looked at the little girl's clothes: a white lab coat, a red turtleneck sweater, and bare feet. So her name would be…

How about playing the Famicom barefoot?

"That's a bit of a mouthful."

Wow, this little girl has such high standards!

"Names are so hard to come up with! This name is definitely unique, what do you think?"

"No."

"Aston bicycles, famous overnight with just one keystroke, how about that?"

"Neither."

"iwbfbus, how about that? A fancy name, high-end and classy!"

"hehe."

……

After a long time.

Qi Ming slumped in his seat, staring blankly at the rearview mirror.

And Shiho Miyano finally got her new name, Ai Haibara.

This name was not chosen by Qi Ming, but rather it was automatically changed by the system due to the number of times the name was requested.

Shiho Miyano, no, it should be Ai Haibara now.

At this moment, she was squinting and glaring at Qi Ming with a frustrated expression.

The name Ai Haibara is completely different from his previous bunch of terrible names, so Qi Ming must have thought of a name long ago.

Then the problem is coming.

You can just say this name is something like "Can't you die?"

Why do we have to torture each other like this for so long!

Ai Haibara rubbed her forehead.

No, after what just happened, my head feels a bit dizzy.

Ai Haibara felt her vision gradually blurring before she finally fell into a deep sleep.

……

On the other hand, Qi Ming was very confused.

Why is this little girl never satisfied with my amazing naming skills?

And what about the grooved system? How is the name "Sylvie" considered a sensitive word?

How is such a positive and endearing name against any rules?

It's so difficult! Naming a child is just too hard. I can't learn how!

"As for Little Grey, what are we doing now..."

Qi Ming looked at Ai Haibara, who had fallen asleep at some point.

Qi Ming's eyes flashed blue as he scanned Ai Haibara's condition. "Approaching 39 degrees Celsius, does she have a fever?"

This is the reward Qi Ming received after completing Miyano Akemi's side quest: the enhanced version of the "Oracle" Eye of the Crossroads.

It can not only perform 30x optical zoom and highlight enemies within 100 meters, but also scan the state of the human body.

The installation method is indeed a bit disgusting... You have to pry off your original eyes and put them on.

Fortunately, the installation of items and similar operations did not cause me any harm, bleeding, or pain.

Qi Ming stopped the car, draped a coat over Ai Haibara, gave her a pill, and then set off again.

After calming down, Qi Ming opened the encyclopedia again to look at other information about Ai Haibara.

[Attributes (maximum attribute points are 10)]

Intelligence: 9 (Very high, like a seven or eight-story building)

Appearance: 9 (Your smile is so beautiful, like a flower in spring)

Charm: 6 (It's well known that girls with high looks tend to have fewer suitors)

Affinity: 5 (She may only try to remain gentle in front of her host)

Stamina: 4 (How high do you expect the little girl's stamina to be?)

Talents: Language genius, medical science prodigy, culinary whiz, Schrödinger's thinking, Schrödinger's acting skills, riding A+, leadership B...

Ward Law?

Is this Little Grey's attribute really that awesome?

Qi Ming glanced at the unconscious Ai Haibara in surprise. How come this kid he just picked up knows everything?

And those innate skills, were they really not just a bunch of bugs that your dog system added when creating characters?

And what the heck is this Schrödinger's talent group?!

"Huh? What is this?"

Qi Ming looked at the last column of the character encyclopedia and was surprised to find a line of red warning text.

Notice:

This game's character development system is extremely realistic. Please be mindful of your words and actions in front of Ai Haibara to avoid leading the child astray. Also, please remember, never say anything that breaks the fourth wall in front of Ai Haibara!

After a moment's thought, Qi Ming, as a gaming expert, immediately understood the meaning of the warning.

In other words, Ai Haibara should be raised like a real child in the real world.

The environment shapes the people of a place; the kind of environment a child grows up in determines the kind of child they become.

I guess it's to prevent him from using knives, guns, or cannons in front of children, to avoid causing a negative impact.

As for saying something about breaking the fourth wall, it probably means asking me to talk less about games and the like.

After all, this kid escaped from a mental hospital, and he even said he saw adults turn into children!

If he continued to joke and talk nonsense in front of her as usual, he might actually turn Ai Haibara into the future Harley Quinn.

However, Qi Ming is quite looking forward to this new character development system.

Which guy wouldn't enjoy creating a female character in a game and raising her like a daughter?

"But it seems I'll have to find a proper job in the future."

Qi Ming stroked his chin.

He didn't want to be asked by Ai Haibara what he did for a living and then have to say that his brother was a member of a criminal organization.

Qi Ming immediately thought of asking Gin.

But he soon realized that Gin didn't seem to have disguised his identity and had been working diligently in the shadows.

Similarly, Vodka probably doesn't have it either...

Suddenly, a beautiful figure appeared in his mind, and Qi Ming's eyes lit up.

Doesn't he still have his all-knowing teacher? Wouldn't that come in handy now?

Go back and ask her what kind of jobs belong to Celestial Dragons in this world. The child was overjoyed and incredibly proud when she heard that.

Qi Ming thought to himself with a smug satisfaction.

Oh, and I also have to be careful not to let anyone from the organization come into contact with my child. Those bad people will definitely corrupt Little Grey.

However, it's still quite nice to occasionally show off to them verbally.

After all, the people he's currently in contact with don't even have children, let alone partners, so he has to show them off!

Qi Ming made up his mind, switched off the autopilot and took back control of the steering wheel, flooring the accelerator and driving towards the nearest villa in Beika Town.