Three Kingdoms: Ten Times Speed, Diao Chan Says I'm Too Fast

Chapter 139: Cosplay of King Liu Hong, a melodramatic skit! [1]

Luoyang Imperial Palace.

Nangong.

At dawn, as the palace gates opened, Duan Yu, who had been waiting outside for a long time, entered the palace wearing a brand-new robe, led by the eunuch Zuo Feng.

The towering palaces rise and fall in layers, stretching as far as the eye can see.

The towering palaces are connected by covered walkways suspended in mid-air.

There was a guard of the Imperial Guard every ten meters on both sides of the auxiliary road.

"General Duan, His Majesty stayed overnight at the West Garden last night, and said early this morning that he would meet with General Duan directly at the West Garden."

"General Duan, I already told my godfather after I got back yesterday."

"My godfather was very pleased and kept praising General Duan in front of His Majesty."

As he said this, Zuo Feng, the eunuch, glanced around.

He then lowered his voice and said, "General Duan is truly about to soar to great heights this time."

"Let me give General Duan a heads-up."

"A title of Marquis of Duting is inevitable. Moreover, my godfather advised that General Duan is a valiant general of the Han Dynasty who can intimidate foreign tribes. Therefore, he recommended General Duan as the Envoy to the Xiongnu. As for where General Duan wants to serve, that is another matter."

"That depends on General Duan's performance."

Zuo Feng raised an eyebrow as he spoke.

Duan Yu smiled and nodded, saying, "Thank you for the reminder, sir."

Duan Yu understood perfectly.

Marquis of Duting, General of the Central Army who was sent to the Xiongnu.

This wasn't some kind recommendation from Zhang Rang.

It was actually bought with real money.

Just yesterday afternoon.

After Zuo Feng gave some instructions, the thirty million coins had been delivered to Zhang Rang's residence.

Zhang Rang's happiness was certainly not due to Zuo Feng's few words.

It was because Dong Zhuo sent Zhang Rang 30 million coins.

thirty million!

Duan Yu also felt a pang of regret.

However, it seems that the 30 million yuan has played a very significant role so far.

Now we don't know if what Xiaohuangmen Zuo Feng said is true.

If there were a title of Marquis of Duting, a military rank of General of the Xiongnu, and a prefect, that would be perfect.

Wang Rou, the governor of Yanmen Commandery, held the official position of governor of Yanmen Commandery and the military title of Protector of the Xiongnu.

While talking, Duan Yu arrived at the West Garden under Zuo Feng's guidance.

The West Garden was not located between the North and South Palaces.

It is located west of the North Palace in Luoyang.

We arrived at the West Garden only after leaving the White Tiger Gate of the North Palace.

According to legend, West Garden was Liu Hong's favorite place for entertainment.

Liu Hong set up a market in the West Garden, imitating the three markets in Luoyang, and had palace maids and servants dress up as merchants.

Liu Hong, on the other hand, disguised himself as a merchant and traded among vendors.

Simply put, it's ancient cosplay.

In addition, according to the Records of Lost Tales, Liu Hong also built a nude swimming pavilion in the West Garden, covered the steps with moss, and diverted water from the canal to flow around the thresholds, so that people could swim around by boat.

During the sweltering summer, palace maids were allowed to swim in public wearing only undergarments.

Furthermore, to make it easier for him to have sex with Liu Hong, he even invented open-crotch pants.

This would make it convenient for him to have sex with her anytime, anywhere.

Guided by the eunuch Zuo Feng, Duan Yu followed Zuo Feng all the way to the West Garden.

Before witnessing the situation in the West Garden firsthand, Duan Yu only regarded the legend as hearsay.

But when Duan Yu actually entered the West Garden, he was indeed a bit dumbfounded.

"General Duan, we have arrived here."

Xiao Huangmen Zuo Feng smiled and pointed to a group of buildings ahead.

Duan Yu looked around.

There were no solemn and majestic pavilions or towers.

The scene before me truly resembled a marketplace.

A place modeled after the Long Street in Luoyang, with wooden shops lining both sides of the street.

Restaurants, taverns, and all sorts of shops lined the streets.

Moreover, there were many ordinary people and vendors walking around on the streets.

In addition, there were also a great many people dressed in Hu clothing.

However, Duan Yu wasn't foolish enough to actually treat this place as a market.

It's obvious without even thinking that this is Liu Hong imitating the marketplace in the inner palace.

It was obvious that the people walking on the street, whether ordinary citizens or vendors, were all young men and women.

The women were generally young and beautiful, while the 'men' were all fair-skinned and beardless; nine out of ten of them were eunuchs from the palace.

It is said that Liu Hong's debauchery was the worst in the four hundred years of the Han Dynasty.

This situation illustrates the point.

Duan Yu turned to look at Zuo Feng beside him and asked with some puzzlement, "Where is His Majesty?"

Zuo Feng smiled slightly, then pointed to the market in front of him and said, "His Majesty is among them."

Ok?

Duan Yu was taken aback.

What does it mean?

"General Duan, to be honest, there's not much I can tell you."

"But His Majesty is right here in this market. As for whether you can see His Majesty, that's up to General Duan to find out for yourself."

"This was an idea that Her Majesty the Empress suggested to His Majesty."

"It's not appropriate for our family to say too much."

"General Duan, His Majesty is already waiting for you in the market. Please come in."

Upon hearing what the eunuch Zuo Feng said, Duan Yu almost cursed.

What kind of unusual summons is this?

What kind of emperor summons his subjects in this way?

He hid himself in the marketplace and let his ministers find him.

Good guy!

How obsessed is Liu Hong with cosplay?

Duan Yu took a deep breath.

I calmed myself down.

After thanking the eunuch Zuo Feng, he stepped into the 'market'.

"Dates for sale! Fresh dates!"

"Mung beans, mung beans for sale!"

"Sir, come in and try our bar. It's pure, refreshing, and incredibly delicious."

"Sir, our lamb is all freshly slaughtered, and the meat is delicious and juicy."

"Sir..."

Duan Yu walked through the market.

The vendors in the shops on both sides of the long street were still trying to solicit business from him.

Good guy.

Duan Yu could only say, "Wow!"

This was the first time Duan Yu had ever heard of an emperor summoning his ministers in such an unusual way.

Just as Duan Yu was still scanning the surroundings, looking for Liu Hong's figure.

Suddenly a woman darted out from the side of the street.

The woman looked panicked, and even her white dress was torn open, revealing her smooth, white skin underneath.

The woman, her face pale with fright, collapsed to the ground beside Duan Yu.

Then she looked up at Duan Yu with a pitiful expression.

Duan Yu's lips twitched.

What the hell is this all about?

But just as Duan Yu was about to speak...

When he saw the woman's face clearly, he couldn't help but be slightly taken aback.

This woman.

Watching...

Why does it look so familiar?

Especially those eyes.

Suddenly, Duan Yu seemed to remember something.

The woman in front of me bore a striking resemblance to the woman in the carriage outside the gambling den last night.

Especially those beautiful eyes.

They look like they were carved from the same mold.

Before Duan Yu could think any further...

The woman who had fallen at Duan Yu's feet then spoke.

"My lord, please save me, please save me!"

The woman tilted her head back, looking pitiful.

The moment she looked up, her delicate pink neck and the slit in her dress revealed a large expanse of snow-white skin.

"grown ups....."

The woman was talking.

Suddenly, a group of 'wicked servants' wielding clubs sprang out from the market alleyway beside them.

Duan Yu glanced at the group of wicked servants.

Although they were all holding sticks, they were trying their best to look fierce and menacing.

But Duan Yu could tell at a glance that they were all dressed as eunuchs.

Speechless.

Duan Yu was completely speechless.

Cosplay has reached this level, and there's even a storyline involved.

If this happened in later generations, Liu Hong might have become a great director or something.

They would definitely be a master at shooting blockbuster films.

Before Duan Yu could think any further...

The pitiful woman lying on the ground tugged at Duan Yu's trouser leg and said in a tearful voice, "My lord, I am a respectable woman. Why was I sold to a wealthy family in the city as a concubine?"

“I refused, so I ran away.”

"My lord, please save this humble woman."

"This young lady already has a lover at home, and her heart is secretly pledged to him."

"If they catch me and take me back, my innocence will surely be tarnished."

"My lord... my lord, please have mercy."

Duan Yu: "......"

The Oscars should give you a little golden statuette.

If this acting really happened on the street, he would have believed it.

Before Duan Yu could even speak, several 'evil servants' had already come up with sticks in hand.

"Get out of my way, you rascal, and stop meddling in other people's business."

“This is our Lord Wang’s concubine. If you, a mere official, dare to get involved, you’ll risk losing your position.”

As he spoke, several 'evil servants' brandished their sticks and stepped forward to pull the woman on the ground.

Lord Wang?

Force good girls into prostitution?

This is a farce?

Damn it.

Duan Yu cursed inwardly.

Isn't this fucking tailor-made for him?

This Liu Hong... he's really something.

Duan Yu was still cursing under his breath.

Several wicked servants had already come up.

Duan Yu frowned.

He reached out and grabbed it casually.

One of the wicked servants who rushed forward was grabbed by the collar by Duan Yu, who then lifted him up with one hand.

The 'evil slave' was off the ground, its legs kicking wildly in mid-air, its face filled with terror.

Duan Yu glanced at the remaining wicked servants, then casually tossed them aside.

It smashed a whole area instantly.

"Get lost," Duan Yu uttered a single word.

The 'evil slaves' who were knocked to the ground looked terrified.

The 'evil slave' was fake, but the terror in his eyes was real.

Duan Yu saw it clearly.

Right after he yelled "Get lost!"

The few eunuchs dressed as 'wicked servants' got up and slunk away.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to professionally utter a series of harsh words.

What? You wait and see.

Things like "You're finished."

Duan Yu was truly speechless.

What left Duan Yu speechless was that right after he drove away several 'evil slaves'...

The surrounding shopkeepers and passersby even applauded and cheered.

The main character has been chosen.

We've got a minor role.

There were even extras!

What is this?

The woman got up from the ground, biting her red lips tightly, and then with a soft moan, she fell directly onto Duan Yu.

Duan Yu instinctively supported the woman.

"grown ups....."

"Thank you, sir."

The woman looked up at Duan Yu with a pitiful expression.

A refreshing fragrance immediately filled Duan Yu's nostrils.

This taste.....

Duan Yu was 100% certain that it smelled exactly the same as the woman in the carriage last night.

"My lord, I... I am so weak. Could you please take me home?" the woman pleaded pitifully.

This is the kind of drama the emperor puts on.

If it were anyone else, Duan Yu would have already turned and left.

Duan Yu took a deep breath and nodded helplessly.

Where do you live?

The woman raised her delicate arm and gently pointed into the distance, not far away.

Ok.

Duan Yu helplessly helped the woman up.

Then he walked in the direction the woman was pointing.

The woman was slim, but not short.

Moreover, it protrudes where it should protrude and curves where it should curve.

The slender waist and long, beautiful legs beneath the white skirt are unlike those of an ordinary woman.

Duan Yu carefully kept his distance from the woman.

Who knows who the actors here are?

What if she were one of the emperor's concubines or something?

If he touches or rubs it carelessly, and Liu Hong gets angry, who knows what he might do in a fit of rage.

Therefore, Duan Yu tried his best to keep a certain distance from women.

Duan Yu maintained a very restrained distance from the woman, but she seemed to be getting closer, intentionally or unintentionally.

Liu Hong's so-called market was clearly much larger than Duan Yu had imagined.

After walking for a while, we still couldn't see the end.

Just as Duan Yu was about to ask the woman again where her home was,

Suddenly I felt something slippery slip into my chest.

Duan Yu looked down and saw that a woman had put one of her hands inside his clothes.

This startled Duan Yu greatly.

They immediately skipped over it.

This would happen elsewhere.

Duan Yu would definitely not react that strongly.

Being taken advantage of by a woman, especially a beautiful one.

There's definitely nothing wrong with it.

Just like last night in the carriage.

But this is the imperial palace.

Does anyone know what the relationship is between this woman and Liu Hong?

Duan Yu's sudden jump startled the woman who was standing there.

Then he actually burst out laughing.

However, the woman immediately realized that her laughter was somewhat inappropriate.

Inside, she feigned a pitiful expression: "My lord..."

"I am completely weak, that is why I have offended you. Please don't be angry, sir."

As she spoke, she even lunged at Duan Yu to lean on him.

Duan Yu stretched out his hand: "Please have some self-respect, young lady. If you continue like this, then I will have no choice but to take you here."

The woman looked at Duan Yu with immediate surprise in her eyes.

Then she bit her red lips with her pearly teeth.

She lowered her head and said in a coy manner, "Your Excellency is truly a gentleman."

After saying that, she continued to sway her voluptuous buttocks as she walked ahead, still not giving up on seduction.

Duan Yu shook his head, thinking to himself, "Didn't you say you had someone you liked? Why are you making that face?"

Entering the palace and receiving an official title must have been incredibly exciting.

Not only do they need to cooperate in acting, but they also have to stay vigilant at all times.

Fortunately, not long after, after turning the corner of the main street, the woman stood in front of the gate of a courtyard with an adobe wall.

"Sir, we have arrived at my home," the woman said.

Duan Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Alright, now that you've arrived home, I'll take my leave."

As he spoke, Duan Yu turned to turn around.

However, the woman called out to Duan Yu.

"grown ups......"

"I am deeply grateful for your help, sir."

"Please come in and have a seat, sir, so that I may express my gratitude."

Duan Yu stopped in his tracks.

Should we express our gratitude?

Shall we go in and have a seat?

I hope you meant "sit" instead of "do".

However, for situational dramas like this, there must be key hints.

Liu Hong hasn't come out yet; he's probably waiting for him to search for him little by little.

This woman should be one of the clues.

Having figured it out, Duan Yu could only nod and continue the performance.

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