My best friend is living a famine-stricken life; you're going crazy, I'm farming.

Inside Yang Fenglan's room.

Xu Yingying excitedly grabbed her best friend's arm, "Innocent little puppy, Feng Lan, is an innocent little puppy!"

"I know you're excited, but don't get excited yet."

"No, no, no, I'm asking you, Shen Yu is definitely going to get a divorce, right?"

"Huh?" Yang Fenglan tilted her head, looking at her best friend with a face full of question marks.

"I didn't mean anything by it. You know I just like this kind of thing. Otherwise, I wouldn't have climbed over the wall to audit classes at university back then."

"Huh?" Yang Fenglan blinked. "Sister, wake up. We've agreed that we won't let any man have us. We'll grow old together alone."

Xu Yingying was completely immersed in her own fantasy, her mind filled with images of a pure and innocent young man blushing.

"He's already got a sunny and handsome look, and the way he blushed to the tips of his ears just now was just too cute." Xu Yingying said excitedly, "Do you know what I was thinking just now?"

Yang Fenglan's lips twitched weakly. "Want to scream, want to pounce on him, want him to sing 'Conquer' under your crotch?"

"Hey hey hey..."

"I never expected this. I treated you like a sister, but you want to treat me like a mother. This child is deeply poisoned. I advise you not to worry about him."

“That’s your son. I’m not that heartless.” Xu Yingying rolled her eyes at Yang Fenglan.

Yang Fenglan's eyes darted around, "If you're looking for a cute younger man, I think the male lead is quite good. I've met him several times, and he's truly a stranger who is as handsome as jade, a peerless gentleman."

Xu Yingying's expression immediately changed. "Even if he killed me, I wouldn't dare to think about it."

"The killing hasn't even started yet."

"You mean killing me is enough? Yang Fenglan, you vicious woman, I'll fight you to the death!"

……

In the west room, Zhou Jingyi kept telling himself that no one had come in just now.

But not long after, it stopped working.

Can't help it.

"Mother, Mother, is that you back?" Zhou Jingyi called out.

A moment later, Yang Fenglan reappeared. Zhou Jingyi breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that she was alone. "Mom, I can't hold it in anymore, I'm going to poop in my pants, help me up!"

During the day, Yang Fenglan and Shen Yu would help Zhou Jingyi up, then go outside and wait for him to finish taking care of himself before helping him back to bed.

The whole process takes anywhere from 15 minutes to 25 minutes.

"Oh." Yang Fenglan had just entered the house when a little tail followed right behind her.

Zhou Jingyi was stunned. Why hadn't they left yet...? What had he just said...?

Seeing the girl peek in and wink playfully, his face flushed again.

“Little brother, oh no, nephew, your aunt is here to help you,” Xu Yingying said with a smile.

Zhou Jingyi trembled all over, "Mother, she, she is..."

“The girl who carried you back is the eldest daughter of the Xu family who has been separated for fifteen years. You helped her before, and she came here today specifically to see you,” Yang Fenglan explained calmly.

“Your mother and I hit it off immediately and became sworn sisters. Kid, from now on, you can just call me Auntie,” Xu Yingying continued to tease.

Zhou Jingyi: ...

How could a little girl, even younger than her, call him a child?

How rude of you!

Do we still respect men's dignity?

Zhou Jingyi was protesting with his whole body, "Mother, I don't want her to see..."

Xu Yingying was amused and raised an eyebrow at Yang Fenglan: Such an innocent little brother, so funny.

Yang Fenglan: If you knew his personality, you wouldn't think that way.

“Brother, no, nephew, I’ll help your mother get you up. If you need to pee, you can do it inside the house. I’m not watching you.”

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"Hehehe..." Xu Yingying laughed so hard her body trembled.

"Stop fooling around, come and lend a hand," Yang Fenglan said.

It was indeed quite strenuous for her to help Zhou Jingyi up by herself, but she couldn't worry about that now.

Xu Yingying naturally didn't care about the etiquette of men and women not touching each other.

She was not only happy to help her younger brother, but also happy to help him.

Fortunately, he only thought these words in his mind, otherwise Zhou Jingyi would have taken off his belt on the spot, thrown it to the roof beam, and hanged himself in front of the two women.