"I didn't move it, it's not my fault!" Tang Doudou quickly said.

After waiting for a long time, there was still no sound.

Tang Doudou asked timidly, "Hey, are you still there?"

"It's gone." The system said calmly.

"Sigh, older people just can't handle stimulation." Tang Doudou sighed, then said to the air, "Senior, I will definitely tell everyone about the passage, don't worry."

"If you had said so earlier, would it have come to this?"

"You know, I went through so much trouble, my CPU almost overheated, to find this place, and there's no gold, no divine weapons, not even a handsome guy, just an old man. Do you think I can be happy?" Tang Doudou sighed. "I'll keep looking, maybe I'll find something valuable."

Are you still dreaming?

"I'm awake! But if I don't look for it, I'll feel like I've missed out on a billion-dollar project, and I'll regret it later!"

As Tang Doudou spoke, she opened each door in turn and carefully examined them, but found nothing.

"System, scan me, how did it float up like this!"

"You're ruthless; you cut the weeds without leaving a trace!"

"If you don't cut the weeds at the root, they'll grow back in the spring!" Tang Doudou said with a smile.

The system scanned it and said, "This is actually a small floating stone. If you can bind this floating stone to yourself, you can carry this place with you wherever you go."

"It was me again!" Tang Doudou said proudly, then cut her finger with a knife. "Where should I drip it?"

"The suspended rock is underground. You can drip it all; eventually, one drop will seep into it," the system said, rolling its eyes.

"Why didn't you say so earlier?" Tang Doudou ate a healing pill, and the wound on her hand healed instantly.

"It's underground, do I have to dig it out?" Tang Doudou asked doubtfully.

"Dig!"

"Do you see if there are any spirit beasts that are good at digging?" Tang Doudou looked at the ground. If they were to dig down there, it would take forever.

"No, there are only eggs. Do you want to hatch them?"

Tang Doudou shook her head repeatedly, exchanged for a shovel from the system, and resignedly started digging.

"This work is too grueling." Tang Doudou threw the shovel aside and lay down in the newly dug pit.

"Didn't you say technology can change lives? How about we get an excavator?"

"I don't know how to operate it!" Tang Doudou sighed and said.

"Then there's no other way, let's keep digging!"

Tang Doudou rested for a while, then picked up the shovel and continued digging. "Floating stone, floating stone, if you can understand me, then secretly move up a little. When I'm grateful, I might give you a lot of spirit stones."

"Floating stones do not require spirit stones."

“What does it need? I have to cater to its needs.” Tang Doudou dug for a while, then stopped.

"What do you think a stone could like?"

"Stones like many things. Some like the grass to tickle them, some like the insects to fight on them, some like being warmed by the sun. And others..."

Tang Doudou began to speak fluently and at length.

"Modern stones are quite strange, with such a unique sense of humor," the system said with some doubt.

Tang Doudou resigned herself to her fate and started digging.

"Do you think there might be gems hidden in here?" Tang Doudou asked, then stopped digging.

"I really don't know how you survive in modern society. You have absolutely no willpower!" the system complained.

"To be a qualified ox or horse, you have to be able to accept the promises made by the boss, the free time you spend slacking off, and the gossip your colleagues give you!"

"Is this all you eat all day? Your boss and colleagues are really nice!"

“Yes, their people are really nice!” Tang Doudou replied sarcastically.

"Why do I feel like there's something wrong with your expression?" the system asked, somewhat puzzled.

"System, in the future, let's cooperate with the Treasure Pavilion. It would be best if we could host a comedy variety show. Then we can win without lifting a finger, accumulating points until our hands are sore. You'll be the most powerful one in the entire system," Tang Doudou said with a smile.

"Really?"

"It's fake, it's just a pie in the sky that the boss is making empty promises."

The system seemed to understand, "Oh, it's this pancake! And what about 'slacking off'?"

"I'm slacking off right now!"

"So this is what 'slacking off' means? What about the melon?"

"Gua is gossip!"

"I thought you were living the high life, but it turns out you're starving." The system finally understood.

"You finally understand!" Tang Doudou said excitedly, and then burst into a rap: "My monthly salary is my enemy. I treat it like my first love, but it plays with my feelings. It shows me concern for two or three days and then throws me into the cold palace. The north wind blows, the snowflakes fall, and even the northwest wind is so cold that it chills me to the bone! So cold, so cold!"

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