I'm accumulating points in the cultivation world.

Finally, it was time to leave work. Tang Doudou stretched, but no one around her moved, so she didn't dare to leave early.

If I leave early, someone will assign me even more work tomorrow.

Tang Doudou felt somewhat helpless, so she put her computer on the work page and put her phone in a folder to read fantasy novels.

How boring must it be for those sect patriarchs in novels to go into seclusion for hundreds of years to cultivate?

Tang Doudou sighed and glanced at her colleagues out of the corner of her eye. Finally, someone was packing up their things and getting ready to leave.

Tang Doudou was delighted, but the person quieted down again after packing up their things.

Tang Doudou suddenly stood up, phone in hand, and seized the opportunity to rush towards the door.

"Tang Doudou, why are you running so fast?" a voice came from the corner.

"I'm going to cultivate immortality," Tang Doudou shouted, and then disappeared into the elevator.

"I managed to sneak away again today!" Tang Doudou said with a smile. "If only we could cultivate immortality in this world, we wouldn't have to squeeze onto the subway to go home. We could just fly on a sword. How awesome would that be!"

After finally squeezing onto the subway, Tang Doudou was squeezed into a corner. She quickly took out her earphones and continued listening to the novel.

A one-and-a-half-hour subway commute is a bit of time that I can call my own.

By the time I got back to my little house, it was already past eight o'clock.

Tang Doudou curled up on the sofa, enjoying some time to herself.

After listening for a while, there was no sound in the earphones. Tang Doudou checked her phone and found that she had already listened to today's update.

Tang Doudou felt a little helpless, so she clicked on the video. It was a funny video, and Tang Doudou laughed until her stomach hurt.

"Congratulations on being selected by the Laughing System!" An electronic voice suddenly appeared in my mind.

"Who?" Tang Doudou stood up instantly, her heart pounding in her chest. Just a few days ago, she had seen a case of burglary and murder, in which a single woman was also involved.

"Smile once, and you'll achieve immortality and godhood without castration! Hello, I am the one and only Smiling System in the cultivation world, loved by everyone and admired by all."

Upon hearing the word "system," Tang Doudou instantly became excited and slapped herself hard. "Ouch! I'm not dreaming! I have a system now!"

Tang Doudou excitedly wiggled around the room, "My surname is Tang, especially Tang. Others eat meat, I drink soup; others work hard, I lie in bed. If you ask me what kind of Tang I am, it's because I'm a rich man's wife, a pear tree in full bloom that overshadows a crabapple!"

As Tang Doudou was jumping, she suddenly felt her feet slip and fell spectacularly to the ground.

"Ah..." Tang Doudou closed her eyes in fright.

"DouDou, what are you doing?" a voice rang in Tang DouDou's ear.

Tang Doudou was imagining herself falling to the ground and getting a bloody splatter on her bottom. She was in so much pain that she grimaced and her expression was horrifying.

"DouDou?"

Tang Doudou touched her bottom, thankfully, it was intact! Then she touched her legs, good, they were still there, and her arms were also there.

Tang Doudou opened her eyes and saw a woman dressed in ancient costume in front of her.

"Who are you?" Tang Doudou asked in confusion.

"I'm your mother!" The woman grabbed Tang Doudou's ear. "My own mother!"

"How could that be... My mother is in Heilongjiang!"

"Say it again? What river is your mother on?" The woman picked up Tang Doudou again.

Tang Doudou felt herself suspended in mid-air, and upon closer inspection, she realized she was indeed in mid-air!

"I want to cultivate immortality, I want to become a god, I want to dominate the world and rule the earth!" Tang Doudou shouted excitedly.

"I think you're dreaming!" the woman said, gently placing Tang Doudou on the ground and sighing.

After waiting for more than a decade, all that has happened is that the mentally challenged child has become an idiot!

"Hahaha, I'm rich! Who am I? I'm a god!" Tang Doudou laughed foolishly.

The woman grabbed Tang Doudou's clothes and shook her vigorously for a long time, until Tang Doudou was foaming at the mouth, but she still couldn't wake Tang Doudou from her sweet dream!