A 50-year-old man is reborn and becomes a complete slacker, leaving his scumbag children completely

Zhang Zude had a good plan: as long as he went inside the shed, the people outside would definitely not be able to find him.

The weather is bad today; it's gloomy, and the originally bright moon is now completely obscured by thick clouds.

Upon arriving at Hu Dahai's off-season vegetable base, Zhang Zude looked around and, finding no one nearby, immediately went inside a greenhouse, even though he couldn't see clearly what was happening inside.

Anyway, all the greenhouses are the same; you just need to crawl inside.

However, as soon as Zhang Zude went inside, he felt something soft under his feet, which almost tripped him.

He looked down and took a closer look, and found it was a quilt.

"Damn it, who the hell is putting blankets in the greenhouse? Are they that bored?" Zhang Zude kicked the blanket impatiently, trying to get it away.

However, when he kicked the ball, Zhang Zude felt something was wrong with his foot.

Logically, if he kicked a quilt, it should have been kicked into a ball and would have been soft.

But when he kicked the blanket in front of him, it felt strange, as if there was something hard blocking it inside.

"Huh?" Zhang Zude was somewhat skeptical. Already a little scared, he kicked the ground again, as if to bolster his courage.

"Ayo!"

However, when the kick was made, a howl came from inside the blanket.

"Who!"

As a questioning voice rang out, Zhang Zude was startled and jumped in fright.

He thought to himself: Holy crap, there's a person in there!

Without hesitation, he turned and ran outside.

What a joke! He never expected that he would walk into a shed and find someone sleeping inside.

That's right, the one sleeping inside is Guan A-San.

Because he was guarding Ah San for the second half of the night, he simply brought his quilt from home, found a clean shed, set up a makeshift bed, and slept in the shed.

Zhang Zude's luck was incredibly bad; of all the tents available, he had to choose the one where Guan Asan was sleeping.

Guan Asan was sleeping soundly. He didn't even feel it when Zhang Zude kicked him the first time, but the second kick woke him up.

He realized what was happening at that moment, and seeing Zhang Zude's dark figure fleeing away, he didn't even bother to put on his clothes, still wearing his thermal underwear, and immediately jumped up and chased after him, shouting as he ran:

"Arrest them! There's someone here!"

"Arrest them! There's someone here!"

Bao Yuanshan and two other villagers had been on guard for the first half of the night. They had been patrolling in another area and hadn't seen Zhang Zude go in.

Hearing the sound, they immediately ran over and chased after him.

Many of the dogs in the brigade heard the noise from afar and began barking wildly.

The barking of dogs, along with the shouts of Guan Asan, Bao Yuanshan, and others, shattered the tranquility of the rural night.

Zhang Zude was devastated. He hadn't done anything wrong, so why was he so unlucky?

He knew that if he got caught, things would be really bad. So he ran as fast as he could, you could say he used every ounce of his strength he had.

But how could he, who usually idled away his time, outrun Guan A-San, who worked every day?

Zhang Zude was getting more and more tired as he ran, and he was running slower and slower. His legs were getting heavier and heavier, as if they were filled with lead. He was even having trouble breathing. But he felt that Guan Asan behind him was running faster and faster.

"boom!"

Zhang Zude was anxious and wanted to speed up, but he didn't notice a big pit on the ridge in front of him, and he lost his footing and fell down.

Guan A-san, who was behind, couldn't brake in time and crashed into Zhang Zude, tumbling over and landing hard on his head.

"puff--"

Guan A-San ran so fast that he inhaled too much cold air, and as his intestines churned in his lower abdomen, a long, smelly fart came right out of Zhang Zude's face.

At this moment, Zhang Zude was panting heavily, trying to recover from his earlier exhaustion.

With a single exhale and a single inhale, Zhang Zude completely inhaled the fart, even through Guan A-San's long johns.

Instantly, a stench filled Zhang Zude's entire body.

"vomit!"

Zhang Zude, who had been struggling to get up from the ground, immediately vomited. He no longer had the strength to continue running away.

At this moment, Guan Asan had already flipped over and pinned Zhang Zude down, saying, "Who are you? What are you doing at our off-season vegetable base so late at night?"

Just then, Bao Yuanshan and two other villagers on patrol also came over with flashlights.

"Zhang Zude!"

Even though Zhang Zude had smeared soot on his face, Bao Yuanshan recognized him immediately under the flashlight beam.

"Search it out and see if he stole any vegetables!"

When Bao Yuanshan saw that Zhang Zude's arms were bulging, he immediately said...

Several men restrained Zhang Zude, then searched his body and quickly found two bottles of pesticide in his pocket.

It has to be said that Zhang Zude is quite a character; when he was running away, he didn't even think about throwing away the two bottles of pesticide.

"Damn it, it's pesticide!" Bao Yuanshan cursed angrily as soon as he saw the two bottles. "Zhang Zude, you beast, what are you trying to do by bringing pesticides into our vegetable field?"

"Do you want to spray pesticides to kill our vegetables? Or do you want our vegetables to be sold and kill people?"

Those villagers who were holding Zhang Zude thought to themselves, if Zhang Zude killed these vegetables, then Hu Dahai might not want to continue growing off-season vegetables, and they would lose this opportunity to make money. As the saying goes, cutting off someone's livelihood is like killing their parents.

Thinking this, they used even more force, pressing Zhang Zude down even tighter.

“Go and talk to Hu Dahai and the captain. This matter is a bit serious,” Bao Yuanshan said after a moment of contemplation.

So the group of people escorted Zhang Zude to Hu Dahai's house.

In the dead of night, Hu Dahai's house was brightly lit. Hu Dahai, Li Wude, and some villagers who had just been awakened were staring angrily at Zhang Zude.

"Zhang Zude, are you out of your mind?! How could you do something so heinous?!" Li Wude scolded him in exasperation.

"Dahai, what do you suggest we do now? If we need to call the police, I'll do it for you."

Before Hu Dahai could say anything, a commotion arose outside.

"Zu De! Zu De, what's wrong?"

The Zhang family has arrived. Li Wude just sent the villagers to inform the Zhang family.

As soon as the Zhang family arrived, they saw Zhang Zude, who had been beaten black and blue and was slumped on the ground, wailing in pain.

Zhang Zude immediately cried out, "Father, Mother, Sister, please save me!"

In the past, when the Zhang family came to Hu Dahai's house, they were always treated as VIPs because of Zhang Yuzhen; no one dared to neglect them.

But now, as soon as they arrived, Hu Guanbao immediately spat out, "Damn it, what bad luck!"

The villagers on the side, as well as Li Wude and Hu Dahai who were sitting in their seats, just watched them coldly.

"Why did you hit our Zude! Hu Dahai, are you trying to force us to marry Yuzhen off to your Guanbao again? Let me tell you, don't even think about it!"

Zhang's mother couldn't distinguish the seriousness of the matter and immediately started hurling insults like a typical rural woman without any basis.

"Pah! What kind of time is this to be so shameless?" The villagers nearby couldn't help but curse.

Zhang's father grabbed Zhang's mother and pulled her behind him, then stepped forward and kicked Zhang Zude, yelling, "You bastard, what have you done?!"

He had just seen the two bottles of pesticide next to Zhang Zude, and he knew that Zhang Zude must have done something dirty to be caught by them.

After beating Zhang Zude, he said to Li Wude and Hu Dahai, "I don't know what my Zude did, but I've already beaten him. I hope you can forgive us for the sake of our fellow villagers."