Genshin Impact: I am the Great General of Liyue

When it comes to perfume balms, one naturally thinks of Mademoiselle Amerie, a professional perfumer.

But the purpose of this trip was not to make perfume, but to make balm.

In the game's storyline, there's a character in Liyue who's a master of driving. Even when driving a car heading to kindergarten, he manages to make the scene look raunchy.

Ying'er, a shop assistant at "Spring Fragrance Kiln," is none other than Liyue's King of Driving.

Speaking of which, Toller the cat, who is best at crafts, is also the type who often makes lewd jokes unintentionally.

Previously, at the Dust Song Pot, when the sleepy Courtney was lying under Li Tiantian's skin and on Huiyuan's thigh, Toler watched this heartwarming scene and carved it into a wooden sculpture.

However, at that moment, Toller was drooling and had a lovesick smile on his face, which instantly reminded Hunyuan of Liyue's King of Cars.

Huiyuan stopped Paimon and Ying, who were exchanging information, and offered his advice.

"I remember a place called 'Chunxiang Kiln,' let's go take a look."

......

Upon arriving at "Chunxiang Kiln", the shop assistant Ying'er looked at the group of people walking in and spoke in a seductive voice, like an older sister.

"Hey, you finally found me? I've been waiting for you for so long."

"Huh? How did you know we were coming?"

Looking at the pure and lovely little Paimon, whose voice was also sweet and delicate, Ying'er's eyes changed.

How to put it? It was like a succubus in the dead of night, her eyes fixed on a man brimming with masculine energy, her gaze becoming unbearably hungry.

"I just heard that two people are looking all over town for people who smell really good... I was worried you guys wouldn't come. In a way, this is also a test of my charm..."

"Make a move? Why do you make it sound like we're dangerous people!"

"Rumors spread easily, and three men can make a tiger; you'd better be careful with your words and actions. Don't worry, I know why you're here. You want me to help you make perfume, right? What kind do you need?"

Ying sniffed the fragrance in the air and said, "I want the kind you use."

Upon hearing this, Ying'er chuckled softly.

"I didn't use any perfume at all."

Ying'er looked at Ying with lustful eyes, which gave Ying goosebumps.

"Could it be that you've become infatuated with my scent? That puts me in a difficult position..."

The innocent Paimon was completely unaware that the other person was making a suggestive joke.

"Hey... what are you talking about? Traveler, quickly bring out those three kinds of Rainbow Flowers!"

As soon as Paimon finished speaking, Ying'er's alluring voice came over.

"Eh~ making three servings at once... I didn't expect someone so young to have such a big appetite, hehe? Could it be? The rumors from before were true? Are you looking for someone to give the perfume to?"

Seeing that Ying'er's tone and manner of speaking were very off, Ying stopped acting.

(Who isn't a teenager with desires?)

Thinking this, Ying crossed her arms and asked confidently, "What's wrong with that?"

"Oh my! That's surprisingly frank. But with your beauty, you certainly have the looks to be a womanizer."

Ying'er's meaningful gaze swept back and forth between Lingling's cute face and Ying's pure and beautiful face.

Huiyuan felt the gaze and got goosebumps: (Is that look... is she mistaking me for Yingmei's girlfriend?)

Huiyuan wiped away her cold sweat, silently retreated behind Ying, and hid.

In Ying'er's eyes, this behavior of seeking protection became "a little girlfriend seeking protection from her partner," clearly showing the roles of dominant and submissive.

Ying'er turned her gaze back to Ying and continued speaking.

"In short, 'Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, lest they wither and fall, leaving only bare branches'...and who can say you're wrong?"

Paimon gets a headache as soon as he hears ancient poems. His adorable incomprehension makes people want to hold him in their hands and treat him like a precious treasure.

"Alright, I'll help you. Be my assistant. While we're making the perfume, you'll have to focus all your attention on me, okay?..."

Ying had no choice but to agree.

"All right..."

"So, where would be a good place to make the balm...?"

"Xiangling's kitchen..."

"Oh, you mean 'Wanmin Hall'? That's a good choice. Let's go there together."

......

Upon arriving at their destination, Ying'er's alluring gaze swept over Lingling's small face.

Huiyuan, sensing that look in her eyes, had a bad feeling.

(She wouldn't possibly...make me into a cream cake and eat it, would she?!)

Things didn't go as Huiyuan had imagined. Everyone went to the stove, and Ying'er spoke to Ying.

"I've already spoken to Master Mao, and we need to get ready to start work now. Are you prepared to take responsibility for me?"

Paimon's eyes were filled with questions.

Seeing that Paimon was so naive, Ying'er had no choice but to explain.

"I mean, take on the responsibility of being an 'assistant,' hehehe... While I'm preparing the production process, could you fetch me some water?"

Ying and Paimon searched for water nearby.

Huiyuan stayed behind alone, watching Ying'er with trepidation.

"What's wrong? Are you afraid I'll steal your girlfriend? Don't worry, I'm not that kind of bad guy. At most... I'll just trick you away...?"

(Liyue's driving king, truly lives up to his name. That look in his eyes, like he wants to devour me, is so...so lewd!)

Although Huiyuan thought this way, her behavior gave Ying'er a different impression.

"Hehe?...So cute~ I'm just kidding, I'm actually not that kind of person."

......

Not long after, Ying and Paimon returned with the water.

"Hmm, the water quality is not bad. Next, I'll need your help to go to the synthesis table and extract the essential oil from the Rainbow Flower. The method for making balm is very different from alchemy, so let me teach you. Like this, gently... tenderly hold the pestle... make sure your palm is firmly against it so it doesn't slip... then stir at your most comfortable rhythm... until the juice of the Rainbow Flower is extracted...."

Ying felt increasingly uneasy as she listened, and quickly interrupted Ying'er's strange car that was heading towards an indescribable area.

"Okay, okay, I understand..."

"Hmm~ You really have a talent for this, you understand it as soon as I tell you. Take these with you and go to the nearby synthesis station to try it out. Remember, you have to make all three kinds. Although they look very similar in the essential oil stage, I will pack them in different boxes for you after they are made into sachets."

Ying and Paimon left again. Ying'er originally thought that the shy Lingling would leave with them. To her surprise, Huiyuan chose to stay.

"Lingling...you're not going with her, is it because you like me? Oh dear, you've accidentally stolen someone else's best friend's heart..."